Billy Joel's New Piece
Expert driver Billy Joel announced his split from his 27-year-old wife Katie Lee Joel last month and he's already tickling the ivories of a new woman. Page Six says that 60-year-old BJ is playing with someone his own age (I think) this time. BJ is currently bumping it with TV (Young and the Restless), cinema (Bio-Dome) and DVD (Cruel Intentions 3) star Alex Donnelley.
A source said the two met backstage at BJ's concert in Washington DC. Since then, Alex has visited BJ at his house in Sag Harbor where they ride around on one of his motorcycles and go boating. The source added, "The two hit it off immediately."
They're really going to hit it off if Alex doesn't slowly step away from any motor vehicle operated by Billy Joel. Seriously, when you agree to date Billy Joel, your orientation package should include this article, a helmet, body padding and pain killers.
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I'm more curious of BJ's Nose knobby thingy.
Coma Caca!!
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(sugarscupid. c o m) last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
Did she play on "Wings" years ago? I haven't watched Y&R in 15 years, so I don't know her from that.
Whatever... another person that cannot be alone for 5 minutes.
He got tired of someone talking to him in a monotone voice all the time. Did you guys see his wife on the first season of Top Chef? She was like a mannequin with an electronic voice machine inserted in the throat. Girlfriend was dead in the EYEZ!
I haven't watched the Y&R in 10 years but I remember this bitch!
Billy Joel's fugliness is living proof that he is definitely a 100% str8 totally exclusive fish-fucking hetrosexual realman!
They make kind of a cute couple.
loozer..
You're right on with that one in regards to sPhyllis/Shelia. I've often wondered myself.
And with the dead coming back to life...lol...we got that with Phillip now.
lol humpa.
Jack has had so many exes, it was possible. Are we sure that it was really Sheila that was killed and not Phyllis?? DAYS is my main soap. There a character can die on screen, have an autopsy, organ donation and funeral and still come back 6 months later.
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Good for Billy. He deserves to be happy, I don't know how and why he had the momentary lapse of reality and married that 'chef girl'.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:00am.
You gotta love Y&R back in the day (early 80's). They went from 'Jack and Jill' to 'Jack and Diane'. They are using the show's history, Patty was the next Jack conquest and now she's back with her dead-stuffed cat in tow.
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Y&R has gotten so stupid lately. One day they had the wrong dead cat. It was an orange tabby . So, I guess a stand-in for dead kitties?
Also wanted to add that at one point, I thought Mary Jane was Diane, or Sheila.
Yes...I need to get a life. lol
She kind of looks like Keri Weaver from ER.
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Wow that's a lot of BJs in one post! More than "William" has gotten in a while, I'll bet!
she looks related to the Lohans
Submitted by janetmart46 on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:12am.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't you just go behind the tree and pick your nose? Leave us in peace!
Good for you Billy Joel! Glad you got rid of that chef wanna be. Gold leaf closet doors in their Manhattan townhouse, how tacky! Hope the pre-nup sticks!
I'm glad to hear he's with someone closer to his own age at least.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What does Gywynnynnweth have to say about that?
'I'm rather fond that William Joel has found a splendid new Madamme. I shall invite them herewith to a salmon tartlett luncheon.'
LMAO! I was wondering the same thing. Hopefully Gwynnie will keep the Pernod locked up!
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With a busted mug like that along side of his driving record, you'd have to be pretty hard up to want to hit that mess. She must be desperate or have a hideous, deep, dark secret. Like a drug/alcohol problem or a third nipple or something.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
She use to be married to a member of Chicago so she knows how to handle those old rockers.
Thanks Smurfmurf.
60's rock! :D
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What does Gywynnynnweth have to say about that?
'I'm rather fond that William Joel has found a splendid new Madamme. I shall invite them herewith to a salmon tartlett luncheon.'
LOL!!!
Billy, Karl Malden called and he wants his nose back.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What does Gywynnynnweth have to say about that?
'I'm rather fond that William Joel has found a splendid new Madamme. I shall invite them herewith to a salmon tartlett luncheon.'
LMAO! I was wondering the same thing. Hopefully Gwynnie will keep the Pernod locked up!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
boring.
LOL Mother S
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:19am.
What does Gywynnynnweth have to say about that?
'I'm rather fond that William Joel has found a splendid new Madamme. I shall invite them herewith to a salmon tartlett luncheon.'
LOL
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What does Gywynnynnweth have to say about that?
'I'm rather fond that William Joel has found a splendid new Madamme. I shall invite them herewith to a salmon tartlett luncheon.'
Guess he learned his lesson about trophy wives. Bout time he acted his age. Has he always had that bulbous nose?
I just recently got sucked back into Y&R ..lord help me.
But you're right Looza ..the 80's characters and storylines were the shit.
Think MJ(patty) will go back to the Newman ranch for "kitty" ? hehehe
Chasing after a 27 yr old around your 1000ft yacht must have been hazardous to Billys health. Alex must be easier to catch.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:54am
Yeah and there's people like me who suck at life :S ,and does not have a penny.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
orange oprah with brown hair.
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Who gives a shit who gives a fuck.
Hey, I'm happy for him. No more banging girls old enough to be his daughter! Old man finally learned his lesson!
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Expecting my third in October.
William reminds me of a just hatched chick with THAT BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
You gotta love Y&R back in the day (early 80's). They went from 'Jack and Jill' to 'Jack and Diane'. They are using the show's history, Patty was the next Jack conquest and now she's back with her dead-stuffed cat in tow.
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Blue since the day we parted...
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Glad he's got himself a new designated driver.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
I remember her from Y&R. She was hot after Jack Abbot. I think she played Diane Jenkins.
I find it funny that some celebs who have sooo much money and fame and success have marital/relationship/substance abuse problems. Maybe it's a reminder that money isn't everything. Well, at least it makes me feel better about my situation. Huzzah!
And sunscreen.
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The first page of the World News section was given over to a long article on the 30th anniversary of Paddington Bear.
yep...this falls right under the "who cares" tag perfectly...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
At least this one doesn't look like she just started getting her period.
It's so appropriate that these two are bumping uglies at Sag Harbor.
Wiki reports that Alex Donnelley is 50, but of course, we all know that may not exactly be reliable...
LOL MK! Orientation package!