Wednesday, July 22nd 2009
Kathie Lee Has Her Own Definition Of "Hump Day"
On the drunk hour of Today this morning, Tori Spelling (who's filling in for Hoda Kotb) said it was "hump day." This caused a giant bubbly question mark to form above Kathie's head, because she claims she's never heard of the term "hump day" being used to describe the middle of the week. Kathie then said that "hump day" for her and Frank is usually on Thursdays. I would say that it's too early for this shit, but it's ALWAYS too early to hear about Kathie and Frank awkwardly smashing into each other's weathered genitals.
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Gross.
I'm watching Tori's reality show and she's such a fake. I hate that she stole Kathy Griffin's whole "my gays" line.
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Was she just trying to make a joke or did she REALLY not know what Hump Day was?
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So tomorrow I'm not going to be able to lunch knowing at that exact moment, Kathie Lee is having sex. Gross.
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They have to schedule hump day so Frank can take his Cialis with enough lead time.
If you need to designate a certain day "humpday" then obviously you're not getting anything. "Look at me! I have sex on a certain day! Rather than whenever we feel like it!"
She's so going to end up divorcing her douchey husband. TMI is the first sign.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Yah I am from Canada, I heard it before. You know grandparents from the UK and all too.
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Now Michael K, you and I both know (but would never admit) that a table in a bar with Kathie Lee as your companion with a Stinger in one hand and a Grasshopper in the other would be unbeatable company for the evening. Probably less disturbing and just as funny as Joan Rivers once the bitch got a buzz.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:53am.
What a Scrag!
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Crazy, I love how you're calling everyone Scrag now, lol. My sisters and I used to call each other that all the time. I thought that was quite a common slur; Hmmmm....perhaps only in Canada.
Hmmmmm, things to do today . . . have "Crazy is really an amazing drug" tattooed on a visible part of my body. Genius. Pure genius.
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"awkwardly smashing into each other's weathered genitals"
hee! I would have said "weatherbeaten" though
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:16am.
You're welcome! That episode just blows my mind. It's sad and hysterical all at once.
"It's the popo?" kills me every time.
Submitted by Sookie on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:58am.
kathy lee...
*shudder*
....and she gets a check for "working" too.
*double shudder + fury*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:14am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:11am.
PSST! I am really not turning 25!
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Alright then. :)
I thought I had someone to play with....hehehe.
That's some Jada Pinkett shit!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:53am.
Yeah, Frank calls her from the hotel.
HAW!
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How sad would you be if Tori Spelling were smarter than you?
Hump day for me is Monday thru Sunday..
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:20am.
I say this about just about every show mentioned on dlisted, but: Who the fuck watches this crap????
---------------------------------------------------- Frank, from the hotel were he's bangin' the stewardess.
Gross -- That just ruined my coffee.
mad now
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Kathie Lee is satan.
Happy hump day...for you happy humpers. I'm so bored I might actually do some work today!
I say this about just about every show mentioned on dlisted, but: Who the fuck watches this crap????
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:16am.
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LOL
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:16am.
Tori Spelling on the Today Show?
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Fuck you life. I've had enough.
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at least theres a small island of dlisters who see through the bullshit
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annoying. bitch.
I'd rather run a cheese grater across my shins than listen to this babbling, delusional, sex STARVED idiot.
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Kathie Lee skeeves me out to the point I can't even bring myself to watch the tape. And the thought of Frank and Kathie Lee doing the deed makes me want to vomit.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:12am.
I wonder what they call the day that he fucks wayward stewardesses?
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PS Thanks for the reminder that Intervention was on the other night-- I hadn't seen the full Alison episode.
Tori Spelling on the Today Show?
Lady Gaga No. 1 in over 20 countries.
Fuck you life. I've had enough.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:11am.
PSST! I am really not turning 25!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
I wonder what they call the day that he fucks wayward stewardesses?
Of course Kathie Lee didn't know cuz her man saves his hump days for only the finest stewardesses that Delta/Southwest/Continental/RyanAir has to offer.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:01am.
Cool. We will be age twins! :)
Sex isn't something you put on a rota (unless you're trying to conceive).
Sex happens.
designated "hump day" lol
I'd would just like to flick a lighter in that room and watch all the plastic, er...ladies, run away.
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Which is more disgusting: Kathie Lee and her the walking corpse she's married to, or Tori and her creepy douchehusband? I don't want to think about either couple having sexy times :/
Ugh..
Kathie Lee Gifford, the thing that wouldnt leave...
I love the video remix EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE did of her .
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:04am.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Ok Mk I think you hit the bong a little too hard this morning!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
I wonder how long it takes for her to remold her face back into shape after getting her head banged against the headboard a good three, four times.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:01am.
25! I got underwear older than that!
who's brilliant idea was it to put tori spelling on tv on a daily basis?
Does anyone actually watch that show?
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
she's clueless... well unless it pertains to Cody and Cassidy then it's incessant blah blah blah blah'ing.