Morning Wood

I wonder if any of her lollipops are Fentanyl pops, because, ya know, they make those and can be easily obtained.

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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

I love Nora the piano cat! That orchestra did a good job, but it's the cat that stole the show!

Yay, Kiefer. Now, he can go back to attacking Christmas trees.

I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

Lindsay says:“I am a very hard worker, there isn’t much time during the day when I’m not thinking about work. I enjoy going out but I enjoy working more.”

Thinking about work and actually working are two different things. Maybe she can lolligag on a blowpop.

Submitted by Race Bannon He and Jon Gosselin should get a reality show together "Fat head and Fatter"

WOOOOOOOOOOORRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 11:54am.
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OH YES! : ) : )

Reeter- Isn't it divine!?

"YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS." a comment from the original site -- bahahahahahahahahah

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 11:48am.
And we want to see a show with KFat because............., oh yeah, we want to see how long it takes him to down a bucket of KFC, an Entennmann's Gooey Butter cake and a gallon of milk while adding up the money he got from his time with Britney. He makes me sick. He and Jon Gosselin should get a reality show together "Fat head and Fatter"
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Gawd! I love Entenmann's gooey butter cake! Thanks Race, now I'm hungry.

And we want to see a show with KFat because............., oh yeah, we want to see how long it takes him to down a bucket of KFC, an Entennmann's Gooey Butter cake and a gallon of milk while adding up the money he got from his time with Britney. He makes me sick. He and Jon Gosselin should get a reality show together "Fat head and Fatter"

K-Fed has certainly "grown"

Hmmm so K-Fed wants to push Brit Brit over the edge again?

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Random acts of kindness make me sick.

I am so glad I am old enough that the Jonas Brothers aren't in my pool of potential heartthrobs. That is all.

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*Blondeface*

Didn't Britney used to suck on drug-laced lollipops during the breakdown?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Damn furries.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Countdown to Mischa Barton "exhaustion" excuse in five, four, three, two...

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Wait a minute!!! I thought AJ doesn't have a stylist (per the loons she is totally self sufficient and would NEVER require any unnecessary diva type things). She supposedly only has an agent! Haha, just a little bit more of the facade breaking down.

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

K-Fed looks like any other corn fed white trash that sits on his ass for a living.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:53am.

Oh so now your making fun of me cause I don't read! Whateva Smarty pants! :)

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

LOL Crazy, IDK, it says it above the pics! "K-Fed and his classy girlfriend, Victoria Prince, are shown at the bowling alley in LA on 7/1/09. Credit: Fame Pictures"

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

That Celebitchy site is one I don't frequent much unless linked here(like in the "KFat" gets a reality show story.) But today there more interesting stuff than usual, including this:

http://www.celebitchy.com/61107/brad_jolies_dresses_stolen/

I'm with Angiejo on this one! WTF is the world coming to?

Pity "Rolling Stone" magazine. In order to sell issues the last one I saw on the newsstand had the Jonas Brothers on the cover with tight jeans and big baskets with "BOYS TO MEN" as the headline. You gotta be kidding me, looks like their fan base is 10 and under. You know that mag is in trouble. Good.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:42am.

Oh really? Why doesn't anyone else have them on, huh huh! Sarty pants!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

Something about plushies gives me the creeps.

Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:41am.
Why does kfat's girlfriend have bowling shoes on?

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Bowling is foreplay for Fed Ex, those get him in the mood.

I'd send those Jonases in their suits straight to some cheap entertainment park where they can spend the rest of their lives as mascots who have their pic taken with kids, jump around like they're crazy and being barfed on by toddlers.
Oh wait, they're actually doing that already....

Well Lindsay, I think the name BLOW pops is already taken.

I blame the clothing theft on Zahara. You just know she's holding them for ransom somewhere.

CRAZY cuz they're bowling? LOL :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

I guy comes into a bar with a duck and walks up to his wife and says " Honey, this is the pig I'm fucking." She says to him " That's not a pig, it's a duck!" He replies " I know, I was talking to the duck."

Why does kfat's girlfriend have bowling shoes on?

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

Tuna?

She should hook up with Jelly Belly..

Flavors: Delusion, Meth, Crack, Orange Glow...

I like black clothes.... :)
They make MS look elegant. *nods*

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:34am.

Snowy, I was thinking the same thing. He needs Harvey from Celeb Fit Club to whip his fat ass into shape.

The Jonas bros were in costumes in the video?

TEAM KIEFER!
TEAM KIEFER!
TEAM KIEFER!

That reminds, I haven't seen DG around for awhile!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

I need to have my eyes checked. Nothing looks right this morning. I have seen Naked Swedish Faries, Naked Jeopardy hosts, Plush Boy Bands and a pregnant K-Fed. No more mushrooms for breakfast.

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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...

This piture reminds me of NIGHTMARES i had as a child!! eesshhhh!

www.TheRobRedstoneShow.com Celebrity Interviews!
@RobRedstone

I still can't believe how fat KFed is now.

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well,I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see.
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snore!
Kfed should better go on The Biggest Loser
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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FUCKING FURRIES.

They're furries! I knew it. I always thought they'd dress as Disney characters though.

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You say potato, I say vodka!