Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Brawling Korean Politicians


This is how all orders of business (political and otherwise) should be conducted!

In South Korea, the National Assembly broke out into a first grade playground fight while voting on some media bill. One hot bitch took to the podium and was trying to stop the proceedings by killing ear drums with her screeches, but a mob of hotter bitches circled her ass! They were not the ones to eff with! How do you say "WHOOP THAT TRICK" in Korean?

As much as I love seeing these hos in day suits tugging at each other, the politicians in Taiwan still do it better:


Video VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


I love Asian politicians!!

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Lohohater's picture

in both videos, women started those brawls. woowoo! lets hear it for the sistas!

ThatGrrrlyX's picture

Mahalo nui Michael K because now I have a permanent link to joyous laughter anytime I am feeling blue! This is hilarity.

Hey MK,

You shouldn't be giving the Gosselin children any ideas.

This seems to happen a lot; I can remember 3 or 4 of these "politico dukeouts" on video in the last couple of months. I guess they take politics a little more seriously in Korea & Taiwan; either that, or they just like bitchslapping each other...

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Chirio's picture

@ jazzfish_77: I'm sorry, I was showering naked. hahahahaha!!!!

Coma Caca!!

Must have killed the conversation with that joke. Yikes.
*slithers off

Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:59pm.

Hello, anyone here? Wanted to comment more on the Brad post, but nah, it's getting too religious and scientific, forget that! lets get naked and kinky
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You mean like Tom Cruise, Will Smith and a box of strawberries?

Chirio's picture

@ TITS: ahahahha. I do that a lot huh. damn it! sorry...but I've got love, I'm just me. Being kinky hurts. ha.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:59pm.

Hello, anyone here? Wanted to comment more on the Brad post, but nah, it's getting too religious and scientific, forget that! lets get naked and kinky

Coma Caca!!
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naked and kinky... well I could but you just told me to eat shit. AGAIN!.

feelings! i have feelings you know.

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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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Chirio's picture

Hello, anyone here? Wanted to comment more on the Brad post, but nah, it's getting too religious and scientific, forget that! lets get naked and kinky

Coma Caca!!

sweetstickyriceball's picture

My dad is Taiwanese, and he is so embarrassed whenever these are publicized. I, however, think it's hilarious!

DaRambler's picture

Where's Susan Boyle when you need her?

zomay's picture

FilthyBitch,

ACV and hydrogen peroxide are my perscription drugs of choice(joke). I swab my nostrils daily with hydrogen peroxide. Kills most of the germs.

:D Easy, cheap and been around forever.

See everyone later. Time to go home and be with my beautiful baybay.

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

hold on if its a skin allergy I HAVE THE ANSWER

HYPERCAL CREAM its homeopathic x between hypericum for open cuts and callendula for skin allergy

It fucking works better than ANYTHING im telling you
....I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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Submitted by zomay
Morbid,

Apple cider vinegar chilled
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I second the ACV
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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Ola los Locos

Should I bother to ask? I just got in and I had a quick peep earlierI and I saw Mother Supirior was having a problem sitting down but due to the fact that there is nearly 600 comments Im not trwling back...Is it about Alcohol??????

*stands up and spins gayley and excitedly*

'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

M.E.'s picture

morb - I am highly allergic to that shit. I get it so bad that my skin has the black spots that you seen on the leaves. For me, rubbing alcohol on the affected areas seemed to cut the duration of infection and keep the itching down to tolerable.

Bath in Aveeno, that helps too.

Morbidosity's picture

Thanks guys.. Im willing to try anything and everything at this point.

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Submitted by Stoney
Night everyone!

*runs to bar*
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Total lies. She is cruising around picking up shit she got off FreeCycle.

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Morbid,

Apple cider vinegar chilled

http://www.apple-cider-vinegar-benefits.com/home-remedies.html

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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
--E.B White

Morbidosity's picture

@M.E. ...... thanks. This is the first time in my life I ever got this shit... as a kid I could play in it and never get so much as an itch. Now.. I am covered.
* scratches *
* scratches some more *
* get out rubbing alcohol *

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Ack! Alcohol severely dries skin, including healthy skin surrounding it. Dry skin = very itchy skin.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm off like a prom dress, girls.

Have a good night.

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EastEndGirl's picture

Hi Morbid!

ISMU, helmets help with PFO's.

M.E., that is a fucking tragedy.

M.E.'s picture

Morb - Rubbing alcohol. You need to dry it out. Put rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball, drench the affected areas, wait till alcohol dries, put anti itch cream on over it. Repeat 3487628476 times a day till gone.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:18pm.

Have your doc call you in a script for Prednisone. Hydrocortizone cream will help in the meantime.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:13pm.

It's cool, EEG. You're right. It IS a clusterfuck, and we probably never will know the truth.
Sounds like my life right now!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Morbidosity's picture

HELP!! Need a home remedy for poison oak. Benadryl, Caladryl is not cutting it. I am scratching my freaking skin off.

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Morbidosity's picture

@IL Tamponini..... OMG That avie! So vile, so funny.. cant.stop.looking.
bwwaahhhaaaa

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I could use some wine right about now. And a helmet, but that's for something else.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:13pm.
aw hell, who am I kidding? unless you attacked me really bad, my dog would just bark, then beg you to pet him.
big pussy.

the dog is too.... hahaahaha

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Fucka doodle-do.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 4:56pm.

I am really a 400 pound hermaphrodite who likes bad porn.

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OMG!! ME 2.. call me @1-got-adi-ktoo

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barburger's picture

nite my chickadees. SF is home and I have someone to talk to.

Edit: No offense, someone physically in the house to talk to.

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Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
MS
Nevermind, I got it! A little slow today, have been drinking with Gra....CTH.

death wish?
hey, Chuck norris has nothing on me. I can slam a revolving door.

Mikael Jackson's death is going to just be one big clusterfuck for the next year, I bet.
"damn, getting drunk does NOT help my typing."

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Fucka doodle-do.

EastEndGirl's picture

Deb,

Honestly? I do not care.

The whole thing is a cluster fuck and we will never know the truth.

Granny,

I am kinda a dog whisperer. One dude brings in his dog, a shep, trained attack dog and I could instantly make him sit, listen and obey.

Dude says, you might have been able to do that but one word from me and he would kill you.

Psycho. Then invited me for dinner.

So, not scared of your dog, your gun yes.

Mother Superior's picture

Craziness: I'm in the living room and FS is texting me form the bedroom!!!! Stalker.

I need to go, folks.

*prepares instruments for FS's lobotomy*

Have a sane evening y'all.
Sweet dreams!!!

x

Migraine Sally's picture

OK hot hot hotties.

I'm gonna do my level best to get 8 hours of work done in 1.5 hours.

♥ u!

Rut Rowe.

M.E. is gonna be poopin' gravel!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:07pm.
*reports Mother Superior cuz she asked*

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Fank wu.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:07pm.

Right? We all knew something in the milk wasn't clean when Dr. Feelgood high-tailed it out of there, right behind MJ's ambulance.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:07pm.

you got that right, cheese!
calling somebody as young as me granny would make for a justifible homicide.

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Fucka doodle-do.

JustJack's picture

MS
Nevermind, I got it! A little slow today, have been drinking with Gra....CTH.

CORNDOG's picture

Where did all the Oly go?stars101Sez_IhaveBeenBannedByPh
bwa ha ha ha

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:04pm.

He wants me to stay.
I understand....but but but....my freedom is one of my priorities (something I told him from the start) and I miss it dearly.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas
@ Filthybitch - I'm watching So You Think You can dance.
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I watched that twice and just could not get into it.

There is also Real World on MTV, which I loved years and years ago, but it kinda bores me now.

Tonights TV listing gets a C+.

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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."

M.E.'s picture

We have major alcohol abuse going on here.

A big rig has flipped and is leaking out WINE all over the highway!

*gets straw*

*drive to the scene*

*gets on all fours and starts sucking up the spillage*

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:05pm.

I saw that shit on yahoo.
I'm telling you, the shit hasn't even begun to hit the fucking fan in regards to his life/death.

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Fucka doodle-do.

Migraine Sally's picture

*reports Mother Superior cuz she asked*

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Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:03pm.

FS is Father Superior, my partner of a few years.
Who still lives with me :)