Wednesday, July 22nd 2009
Down The Rabbit Hole
Down the Rabbit Hole could also be a working title (later changed to Down the Gerbil Hole) for Richard Gere's biography. But this isn't about Richard Gere, this is about Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Here is the teaser trailer and it looks like it should've been called Johnny Depp in Carrot Top Land (with a stop off in Elijiah Wood-ville). I mean, it looks like the Mad Hatter is the true star of this CGI bukkake party. Alice who?
And even though Johnny has HoHan's puss whiskers over his eyes, I'd still hit it. Honestly, how does have that kind of power over genitals?!
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(This is so mean coz I love this couple, but..)he's got the Paradis smile in the movie
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I'll be sure to smoke a huge bowl before watching this.
holler back marijuana!
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I'm so there. This looks fantastic.
The trailer is still here:
http://vidiac.com/video/Alice-in-Wonderland-Teaser-Trai
Fuck yourself sideways, Disney!
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I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it!
Disney you big douches. It was a matter of time till they pulled this out of youtube cause you know how those bitches are.
Sweeney Todd is okay but it could have been better. I had the misfortune of seeing an amazing Broadway version a year before the film came out, so it would never live up to it. Also, for a 2 hour musical, there was no reason why so many of the songs had to have been cut. Other than the fact they didn't feature Johnny Depp or Helena Bonham Carter.
As for Alice in Wonderland, I like that Alice is older and had already been to Wonderland but doesn't remember it. Otherwise, it just looks like another source for more Hot Topic merchandise.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:04pm.
I hate CGI. Use fucking MODELS!! Its why the 1979 Star Wars had better special fx then the newest one!
The new Charlie in the Chocolate factory sucked dick so i'm assuming this will too. Peter Pan, grab your ankles cause your on deck to get fucked by Tim Burton.
I don't think he's gonna do Peter Pan next. By the looks of it, it's probably gonna be Gullliver's Travels.
Crap! Disney pulled the video! :(
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 3:12pm.
Johnny Depp's Madonna accent is getting on my nerves. yawn, seriously, yawn.
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I didn't think the accent was too bad. I didn't even realize it was Depp speaking until they showed him.
I'm excited for this film. I'd gotten Burton'd out at about the time Corpse Bride was released, but Sweeney Todd renewed my interest in his style.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
2010??? leave it to Tim for Alice being scAryyy!:)good job
It's scaring MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Did anyone catch who is playing Alice?
OMG OMGOMG!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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I am completely CGI'ed out.
I'm going to start a movement called People for the Advancement of Real Live Human Beings in Cinema.
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Richard Gere could star in Alex in wonderland.
Johnny Depp's Madonna accent is getting on my nerves. yawn, seriously, yawn.
Look compared to some romcom shite with Heigl etc this will be amazing. We can surely all agree on that. I much rather watch anything Burton does than some silly movie with Kate Hudson about her wanting to find a perfect husband.
All of you thinking this will be a SHIT STORM will EAT YOUR WORDS!! ALL OF YOU!
*slam door and hope I'm right*
LMFAO at reading the words Alice In Wonderland and Bukkake in the same paragraph!
I love you MK and I love DListed!
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:45pm.
i wouldnt say that. sweeney todd was quite brilliant. and the pirates movies...hardly call tem shit fests
Looks like I need to hit up some major hallucinogens for this....seriously...wtf!? I love Johnny Depp and he can do no wrong, I think Tim Burton has a largest man-crush I've ever seen on him, his no-no hole probably tingles all the time when he's around him. And that's quite a bit, I must say....
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Burton hasn't had an original movie idea in years...also, it bugs me he casts Johnny and his crazy ass wife in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE! Give someone else a shot already.
It pains me to say it but the bloom's kinda off the rose for Johnny's career lately too, all his recent movies have been shitfests.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
I don't care, I'm a slave to Johnny Depp so I'm definitely seeing this.
Yeah the special effects (specially Bonham Carter) look a bit much here but I am excited nonetheless. Jonny Depp is a twat? THAT IS SACRILIGE. And it isn't nepotism, unless Burton is Depp's dad, but I get your point. I have high hopes for this one so let's wait and see.
Alice in Wonderland - One of the greatest stories EVER!
Tim Burton - One of my personal favorite directors EVER!
Johnny Deep - One of the greatest actors EVER!
Helena Bonham Carter - one of my personal favorite actress EVER!
This movie will be AWESOME!!!
Cannot. Wait. To. See. This.
meh i will prolly check it out once its outta theaters...
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I don't know how they do it, but so many trailers reveal that the movie itself will be a real bore. This one looks it'll be in the dollar machine at mcdonalds pretty quick.
Is the story really enough for a two hour movie? I think not.
Johnny has that power over my genitals also.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
@TexnDoc I remember that and yes it was Sean Young who by the way is batshit bunny boiling crazy.. Just ask her ex James Woods.
On topic: I would sign up to watch Johnny recite the phonebook. This looks like great fun.
Meh. Theoretically, I'd be beside myself with excitement about this but Tim Burton hasn't done anything interesting in years. Same old schtick again and again...
I remember when Parasite was lobbying for the role. Doing the crazy stuff like Sean Young (I think that was that "No Way Out" woman's name) when she would dress up as CatWoman and attend Hollywood parties (Michelle Pfieffer got the role). Parasite showing up here and there dressed as Alice and taking "serious" acting lessons and talking up the role. Ha. Ha.
Submitted by specialkt on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:09pm.
ima little sad at the abuse of CGI in this film
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yeah I noticed that too :(
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it looks awesome!!!!
cant wait!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:04pm.
I hate CGI. Use fucking MODELS!! Its why the 1979 Star Wars had better special fx then the newest one!
The new Charlie in the Chocolate factory sucked dick so i'm assuming this will too. Peter Pan, grab your ankles cause your on deck to get fucked by Tim Burton.
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PP will have a little rest before getting assed out by Burton. It looks like the next monstrosity will be FRANKENWEENIE (2011) according to IMDB. LMF(frankentwat)O
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 1:55pm.
Adams headed to hospital, premature labor, she's worried if hospital has wifi!
WTF? This wasn't supposed to be released until tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. to the character that got the most Facebook friends.
Did anyone see Vincent by Tim Burton? It's an animated short film....I think one of the first he ever did.
Pure genius! I think it's on youtube...
Looks absolutely creepy and weird.
Will be first on line to go see it *s*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
So going to see this one.
Johnny looks hawt with orange fluff on his head.
can't wait to c it
Submitted by suckandfuck
Johnny Depp is a twat.
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That just made me gay gasp. And I'm not even gay.
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Johnny Depp is a twat.
I didn't see the toked up caterpillar... that bitch was funny
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You say potato, I say vodka!
ima little sad at the abuse of CGI in this film
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:04pm.
Peter Pan, grab your ankles cause your on deck to get fucked by Tim Burton.
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LOL! Good one, Provy. It would be nice if Tim tried to make a different movie once in a while.
Great! I'm gonna have nightmares about that smiling pussy.
Gonna have to make it my avie.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 2:03pm.
I feel like I've gone to wonderland every time I log onto Dlisted.
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yea me too and a pit stop in hell.
Smurfy: i hope so.I'll probably see it though.