Thursday, July 23rd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 22nd!

Everyone was skeptical when the TV executives at Animal Planet decided to move Cheaters to the network. - fugwheat

Runners-up:

Funny how Shamu is just one letter away from Shame. - Lizzie Bitch

IN THIS ECONOMY, even SeaWorld is making porn movies on the side to make ends meet. - Anonymous101

Thanks J

Posted by: Michael K


giveupu's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Reeter's picture

Funny stuff, winners!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I thuoght Shamuflage was a good one.

Congrats funny peeps!

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Provolone's picture

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 7:55am.

i burn a sick day, wake up to maybe see my name in the bright lights...and whatdoya know? there's obviously a conspiracy

Congrats All : D

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loozer's picture

Congrats Winners! That was a tough one, good job!
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FishPussy's picture

This is not what shamu had in mind when he signed up for Match.com....oh, the times we live in !

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Lamb, innocent and delicious !

christine the hoff's picture

nice job, congrats winners!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Congratulations to fugwheat for the win!! WTG Lizzie Bitch and Anonymous101 for runners-up!!

*Looks side to side
*Checks under sofa cushions

Although, I can't believe that Provy didn't get a mention with the brilliant: "What's black, white and sticky all over? That doesn't involve Tom Cruise, Will Smith and a bottle of astroglide...."

The C word's picture

Congrats fugwheat, Lizzie Bitch, and Anonymous101 - those were all genius!

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Like the song goes: It doesn't matter if you're black and white.

stillmiss's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

micheleyells's picture

Thank you to this guy for still allowing Kirstie Allie to be rode hard and put away wet.

Precisely why they discontinued the Shamu, The Killer Whale Ride at Seaworld.

JessicaGiovanna's picture

Teaser promo pics of the Star Jones and "I only do Anal" Al sex tapes.

~~Witty Comment~~

Jezrael's picture

When whorecas attack!

KA's picture

Mike had a pretty good application to get on board with Sea Shepard, but for the Paul the captain, this was the picture that sealed the deal .

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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?

Clarisse's picture

Good Dating Services Online is offered by **K i s s O r c a.COM**

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Take your thong and lay it butt up...

Nell's picture

Submitted by klynne on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 11:00pm.
"Whale Wars Gone Wild"
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LOL! That is clever.

huntercougars's picture

Good Dating Services Online is offered by **K i s s C o u g a r.COM**the male singles and the older sexy and wealthy women gathers together here quite often to search the suitable ones........

Lady Gaga's Blender spread in 30 years.

stillmiss's picture

i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!

Eurasian's picture

After doing the humpback with ol' possum head, Jon Gosselin decided to jump the shark

roxie's picture

The Sea World used in Jaws 3

Moose_knuckle's picture

when Sperm and Humpbacks meet, there's bound to be some wailing

Nell's picture

True infomercial Story: The story behind Shamu's success and the inspiration for creating the brand name Sham-Wow!
Next on sEa Entertainment.

Whale Wars Gone Wild

TexasBull's picture

A sneak peek of upcoming Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's sex tape coming to a DVD near you...

Ikcor's picture

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, during happier days, when she still fit in to her whale costume.

WHORCA!!

kiv's picture

German Fetish Ball 2009 - Main Event: leather and bondage meets bestiality.

Rupert has some nerve calling Michael a freak..

luckyrwhat's picture

Amazing! He caught this dolphin, who is white gone half-black, by posing as a black man gone half-white. Just fascinating!

Looks like the Gimp was already awake

SATANDEZ's picture

Shamuquita is just one of the many attractions at SeaHood.

Toonkinstein's picture

someone's freed their willy

It's no accident, he's doing it on porpoise!

Dlisted will be the death of me!

chester_mkay's picture

"You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're slapping your troubles away! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life! You're going to love my nuts! Taco, Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini... OK ..say it to me... Shamu WOW!!!!"
-Vince in the orca dungeon he set up after an eye-opening trip to Sea World

stillmiss's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

LosGuapos6's picture

I'm just gonna be in the den for a bit..whalin' away.

lessthanthreeCC's picture

Give her a week, and you will see Lady CaCa wearing that outfit with a blow up whale between her tuckup....

now i know how those whales get jobs at seaworld.

Inside her dressing room, Hayden Panetierre and Dean Sheremet compare the size of each other's blowholes.

Terryble2's picture

Meet the new owner of the Miami Dolphins : Marc Anthony

This season, on "Ruby"... Ruby gives up on Denny...

vinylfrog's picture

"Bitch, stop whaling and hold still."

Race Bannon's picture

Looks like he freed his willy.

vinylfrog's picture

NauSea World

Race Bannon's picture

Porca.

AXE's picture

It's good to see Aquaman finally came out of the closet.

AXE's picture

Those two penguins aren't the only sea creatures who can get some hot action.