Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

When Rupert Everett Opens His Mouth.....

.....you know some straight up undiluted fuckery is going to come pouring out (along with a little back-up nut soup). In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Rupert Everett doesn't hold his mouth hole back about everything from Fishsticks Paltrow to Obama to Michael Jackson. Let's see what Mr. Constipated Face had to say about the latter first....

"He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel. He was crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation - that killed him. He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn't have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn't have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him."

What I think Rupert is trying to say is that the world threw so many caca nuggets at Michael Jackson that it's better for him that he's moonwalking through the clouds above free of all the shit. Si? Rupert just has a way of sounding like his words are coming out of a colonic tube. I can relate. Now, let's see what he has to say about Obama....

"We're living in very strange times. We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It's absolutely fascinating to watch."

And he lost me there! Let's see if he can get me back with his comparison of Fishsticks and Katie Price....

"If I had the choice of being on a desert island with Jordan or Gwyneth Paltrow, I would choose Jordan. With Jordan you get the truth. She's treated like a quasi-hooker, whereas Gwyneth is seen as the patron saint of good living. Which one has more integrity? I would much rather have Jordan any day."

Aaaaaaaand he's got me back. Now that is a statement I can sign off on with confidence. Harvey will be my co-signer.

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Who's Rupert Everett? Oh, wait, didn't he used to be Rupert Everett?? Douche.

Fuck you Rupert you're the fucking freak. what have you done with yourself in the past years to establish yourself as a role model??? Unlike Michael Jackson, you are just another fucking shit head that nobody will remember on the day you die. Hope you rot in hell and no-one will ever come to your funeral.

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...and that is why you shouldn't do crack.

What a fucking moron.

WildGuy's picture

He might have been trying to say something nice or positive about MJ, but for some reason, I don't think so. You may not be able to libel the dead, but is it ever in good taste? And do we need to know what your opinion is? Everett, next time keep it to yourself, thanks.

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I love Rupert. I read his autobiography. But considering the way he looks these days, with his brow lift, facelift, or god knows what the hell he has done to his face. He's really not entitled to call someone a freak.

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Most people are capable of opening their mouths and letting the verbal diarrhea flow. Rupert Everett, the old sad queen, can be bitingly witty on the big screen but that doesn't give him license to bring his act to the tragedy that MJ's life turned into. Keep your trap shut Everett you fucking asshole because I do believe you just shot yourself in your old, wrinkled, veiny foot this time.

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ans,yeah! who the eff is rupert? only nerds recognize that foo! he's a racist BNP!

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come and give your momma some sugar..SUGA FREE!
well said!

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Ok, so you have an opinion. Do we all have to hear it?? Why does anyone even remotely famous feel the need to weigh in on MJ's life and death?

Oh, I know because then they can have their 2 minutes in the spotlight and hope it parlays into their own comeback. And of course, it shouldn't be kind or compassionate, because that won't grab anyone's attention. It has to be biting and sarcastic and that's ok because the target of his comments is dead and cannot respond.

When all is said and done, for better or for worse, the man gave up everything for his livlihood. And he paid for it every step of the way. He was only human and had failings just like all of us. Stop trashing him already and let him rest in peace, finally.

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Rupert needs to sit his busted gay face down, contemplate his own bad plastic surgery and get a new career because side quotes ain't where it's at.

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Hey, Grape, thanks so much for your kind words. Long time no see. I hope you're doing well. Take care.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:53pm.
MJ had vitiligo. Look it up, Rupert. God, Rupert, you must leave shit stains wherever you open your stupid mouth.
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Erm.... okay maybe, but 1) that leaves white marks on black skin and doesn't go white all over all at once and 2) it's not like he didn't fuck with his face beyond all recognition.

Hey I love MJ. I miss him and I am sad he is dead but I hate the Princess Diana like outpouring of grief and saintification.

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Look I may not agree with all he says but I hate those empty, vaccous, bland celebs we have today. I like it when they are old school and make comments that at least make you sit up and listen. I am glad we still have some good ol' English actors that do this. No bullshit, say what you think. If it offends some people on the web then fuck it. Free speech and all, we are all entitled to our opinions. And he is right, stop being hypocritical, the press would have gone for MJ had he performed those shows in London. Let's not pretend they wouldn't or that you didn't roll your eyes when you read he was making a come back.

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I'm sorry Rupert but when you die NO ONE will remember or care about your old bitter ass, however Michael Jackson's musical legacy will live on forever. So shut the fuck up please.

he has to be a drinker....daytime drinker....nice plastique
dans le visage or something

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I would just lke to throw in bit of Martin Luther King and say I too am "waiting for the day when we Judge a man not by the colour of his skin but by the content of his character"...

I wonder if we can ever get over that.

I guess it depends on someones face. I look at someones eyes and face and I see what I see, If you a mean old bitchy queen and It shows, fine, but so far I dont know if Rupert is part of any institution that finances death and destruction or has, but the governmnet, hmmmmmm now thats a different story. If you think America is NOT a slave nation you are deluded. EVERY nation is a slave nation cos the power mongers see us as a pawn in their game....and we have been joining in BUT NOT SO MUCH ANY MORE!!!!! Exciting times! WE BREAKING FREE Y"ALL

Michael is someone I would not have let babysit my kids alone. Ever.

Jorden might be honest but what fucking use is she that on an island? I need fishsticks to build me a shelter, fetch me some organic fruits and position and light our sos fire every day so i can work on my tan.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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What an ugly man. He looks like his face was stuck in a vice grip. A bitter old nasty queen with a failed, silly career. Simply put, Irrelevant.

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Look y'all, Michael Jackson was a troubled man and wasting away in a personal hell...his death was probably a blessing to him. No one cared about him. None of the people you saw "paying tribute" to him gave a damn - not even his own family. They all abandoned him long before the mess he was in. That is why he died alone, hopeless, drugged up and alone. If his phony little brothers who were all crying and whining on the stage, really cared about him as they declared, MJ would still be alive.

I doubt that he was guilty of having molested any children. He was completely devoid of such inclinations it seems. He was extremely troubled and just wanted to escape who he was. I also dont think he bleached his skin cause of race issues, but again, because he was so deeply troubled on so many levels. He really hated who HE was...all of it...so let him rest in peace. He deserves it.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:24pm.
question: if lightening your skin and filing down your nose means you want to be white, then does getting tanned and injecting fat in your ass and lips mean you want to be black?

No. It means you want to be Italian.

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What the fuck is Rupert even trying to say? This is seriously confusing stuff..

Did he take some bad acid, or what?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 5:05pm.

The British did abolish slavery in their own country years before we did, but Great Britain continued its de facto support of slavery in the United States by importing huge quantities of Sea Island and upland cotton until the Anaconda Plan was enacted in 1861. This plan resulted in the blockade of the Southern port cities from which cotton was exported to Great Britain, where it supplied the Lancashire textile industry - one of the most important industries in 19th century Britain.

The British did employ "blockade runners" to gain access to slave-grown cotton by circumventing the Union Navy, but in the end, the British found it more expedient to obtain cotton from Egypt and India. The British textile industry never wholly recovered from this disruption in their supply of raw materials.

Cotton production was also in many ways responsible for the dislocation of Native Americans from their lands, as the Southern planters needed more arable lands after having depleted the soils on cotton plantations in the Low Country and surrounding areas. So slavery in the United States, without which cotton could not have become "King", cost these peoples quite a lot as well..

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:24pm.
question: if lightening your skin and filing down your nose means you want to be white, then does getting tanned and injecting fat in your ass and lips mean you want to be black?

No. It means you want to be Italian.

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question: if lightening your skin and filing down your nose means you want to be white, then does getting tanned and injecting fat in your ass and lips mean you want to be black?
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And hey Tiger! It's nice to see a familiar furry face while cruising by!

Seriously, I hope Rupert is staying the hell away from any open flames--too close and his plastic face is going to melt all over. As far as what he blathers about to the Daily Mail--who gives a rat's ass? I mean, really........

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Miss Thang,

I just wanted to say I'm sorry for your sadness over the death of Michael Jackson. I can tell his work meant alot to you.

You've been so kind to me. I know how caring you are.

Hang in there, and its nice to see that some people can see the good in others even when most people wouldnt. (myself especially) I learned a painful lesson on that this week.

Anyway, good to see you. I've been working like a mad-woman these past few weeks. Take care, Grape

Chirio's picture

According to MJ, his dad Joe called him ugly in his preteens ( I saw him cry when he said that) . So that is why we all must be careful with our words if we have children or say anything to the loved ones in our lives.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:43pm.
Tigerlilly, I think Michael was anorexic, or sumthin. It aint far fetched since he was a dancer. He was always skinny, but court records show that when he was arrested, he weighed 120 lb.s. He was 5'11" and he shoulda definitely weighed more than that as a middle aged man.
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You know, that's really sad...and again, I think that shows a level of BDD. Now, don't get me wrong...I'm not an MJ fan. In fact, I thought he was guilty of both counts of child molestation...I think MAYBE he wasn't guilty on the second count due to the shadiness of the whole affair, but I'm not letting him off the mark TOTALLY...However, I do not KNOW what went on...
I do think it's sad when someone does what he did to his body, though...both through plastic surgery and drugs. I think it's a sad, sad commentary on our human condition.
I think it SUCKS when kids don't have a childhood because their parents are either too greedy or neglectful to provide them for that...
I also don't like it when everyone is SOOOOO compassionate when they see potential child abuse, citing how fucked up that person will grow up to be, then they abandon all comapassion when that person grows up to be just that. Just watch when Britney's kids who everyone cites as a reason to hate her act out just as predicted, then the hate them as adults. It's kinda FUCKED.

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Poopele, you need to think about a few things, in order to understand why blacks decided to stay on "de porch"

1. It was illegal for Slaves to be educated, so NONE of them could read. So they couldn't read about some other country and know that there they would be free. They had no real connection to anyone but slaves, and whip-holding slave drivers, so as far as they knew, like those polygamy prairie woman, they had NO WHERE to go. I mean they might have belived that a beating-free day singing in the fields was as good as it was gonna get.

2. They had no money, couldn't travel without paperwork/permission and they could hardly swim to england, if they even knew there was an england. Almost everyone hates blacks. It wasn't like educated Jews caught up in Nazi Germany, educated and knowing they could go to canada, america, or Sweden.. American slaves had no money, no hope, and considering how easy it was to spot them, no fucking chance. They didn't just get bored and decide their wood cabins and dirt floors were good enough to live in....

American Slaves had it worse than anyone for longer than everyone. And no one cares. Such is life.

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Tigerlilly, I think Michael was anorexic, or sumthin. It aint far fetched since he was a dancer. He was always skinny, but court records show that when he was arrested, he weighed 120 lb.s. He was 5'11" and he shoulda definitely weighed more than that as a middle aged man.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:56pm.

MJ just wanted gay-face. Thats right I SAID IT!! He wanted to look like one of those Gossip Girl twinks.

Kind of like how the Bride of Guildenstein wanted to look like a hot pussah cat ; )
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Oh, yeah...I wouldn't doubt it...My point was that he wanted to look like something so grotesquely different from what he was that it was a psychological disorder. There is no doubt in my mind he had BDD. How it manifested itself and how it had to do with race, gender...I don't know. I just strongly believe that he saw himself as ugly when he really wasn't and no amount of plastic surgery could really satisfy his quest to change that until he was a freak, just like the Cat lady....
I do have SOME compassion for that because I think it's such a tragedy that peeps can't accept themselves for what they are ESPECIALLY when they ain't the monster they see in the mirror that will NEVER be fixed to their satisfaction...I do think that's horrifically sad...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:56pm.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:49pm.
So, every black person who has a nose job hates being black? WTF, why are people so fucking retarded?
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Well to be fair he didn't just have one nose job, more like 6, but I believe he had Body Dysmorphic Disorder which may or may not have had anything to do with his race. I think even if MJ had been white and raised in the same environment with the same personality structure, he would have done similar things to his face and body. He simply perceived himself as ugly even though he wasn't...

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Couldn't have said it better. I think he loved his culture. Many of the people he wanted to emulate were black, like James Brown. I think he had dismorphia, likely triggered by his dad's insensitive comments growing up and having to deal with having two unsightly skin conditions (lupus and vitiligo) in the public eye.

Rupert should really fucking talk! He is the biggest fucking freak, he is unrecognizable with the shitty surgery he has had. I guess he was trying to be nice, but with advocates like that who needs trash-talkers? What a twat.

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Slave country??
What the FUCK???
Slavery existed throughout the British Empire and this country was left to get rid of that legacy after our independence. He is an idiot. Just another Brit thinking they are morally superior.

YET he is quite insightful on the Gwenyth comment. HATE that cold BITCH.

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At one point, I honestly though MJ was trying to look like Brooke Shields...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:56pm.

MJ just wanted gay-face. Thats right I SAID IT!! He wanted to look like one of those Gossip Girl twinks.

Kind of like how the Bride of Guildenstein wanted to look like a hot pussah cat ; )

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:56pm.

Agreed on all points.

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TITS, give what a rest? It's the truth. If you're sick of my comments, ignore them. Please.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:53pm.

MJ had vitiligo.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:49pm.
So, every black person who has a nose job hates being black? WTF, why are people so fucking retarded?
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Well to be fair he didn't just have one nose job, more like 6, but I believe he had Body Dysmorphic Disorder which may or may not have had anything to do with his race. I think even if MJ had been white and raised in the same environment with the same personality structure, he would have done similar things to his face and body. He simply perceived himself as ugly even though he wasn't...

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MJ had vitiligo. Look it up, Rupert. God, Rupert, you must leave shit stains wherever you open your stupid mouth.

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So, every black person who has a nose job hates being black? WTF, why are people so fucking retarded?

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Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 7:06pm.
How can anyone have respect for people that were enslaved and when they got freed they just stayed where they were?
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Ever hear of the Jim Crowe laws? They didn't just "stay where they were"...Segregation and economic oppression kept many of them from escaping this country's racism. Where could they realistically go? There were precious few who were able to overcome this, and yeah, those that did should be lauded, but they should NOT be held up as the example of a racist country with LAWS that prevented Black people from excelling...

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And to add to that--where were they SUPPOSED to go? They were born here. My ancestors may have been enslaved, but they were born in this country, as was I. I am an American. I'm not African. I'm "African" in race (and African is really not a race), but I'm not African in culture. Whoever you are, Poopoole (or whatever the heck your name is) you need to read some history because you sound like a total dumb ass. There's nothing worse than some ignoramus spouting off about a subject he knows nothing about.

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Yep, my point was there was a unique plight that prevented MOST Blacks from simply fleeing the oppression which continued well into the 20th century (and which arguably continues to this day). It simply was NOT a feasible option for them to pack up and leave.
Jim Crowe Laws were not abolished until the mid '60's...Along and since that time, you have the Civil Rights Movement, the assasination of the peaceful MLK and the defiant Malcolm X, race riots..etc...We have a Black president. I think that's pretty amazing. It's a testament to the spirit of the Black people in a country that enslaved them then oppressed them. Black acheivement is actually, all things considered, quite admirable, if not astonishing. We are just beginning to realize that in the 21st century which is shockingly too late, but high time...
(and I'm a white ho from the South)

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