Wednesday, July 22nd 2009
Kim Zolciak Is An Angel Sent From Wig Heaven
Here's a video of Kim Zolciak of The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta giving us a tour of her humble crypt. It's your typical circle jerk until Kim gets to a beautiful statute of a white angel (at the 1:52 mark). Kim says that the artist gave it to her for a discount and said it resembled her. Even her wig farted when she said that.
Kim, put down that wine and sip on some truth juice. We all know you got that shit at The Dollar Tree about 30-minutes before the camera arrived. I bet there's a slot in the back of that "statute" where you drop coins in.
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I just read all of the comments and am laughing my ass off!! I agree with everyone.
I must also add that all these ridiculous people that "show off" their homes ALWAYS have to say "THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS" when it is time to show their bedrooms!!!
THEY SHOULD REALY BE SAYING THAT BEFORE WALKING INTO THE BATHROOM and pointing at the TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did she say "good night?" That was shot at 9:00am! Oh yeah the wine. ha!
**"Who am I? Why am I here?" (J. Stockdale)**
oh gawd! this is the bitch that spells CAT
---> "K-A-T" and doesnt know what guacamole is.
Luckily, I do not have a television. I'd probably shoot it if I did.
This "woman" is what is wrong with this planet. Absolutely vapid, useless, and disgusting. I feel sorry for her.
-if the shoe fits, you're doing it wrong--
If it's any consolation, Kim's townhouse is located in Duluth, GA. which is a suburb FAR north of the actual wealthy neighborhoods of Atlanta. Her 3 bedroom townhome probably cost $250k. That's a far cry from being uber wealthy.
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Agree. They're a dime a dozen in the ATL suburbs. That place probably isn't even worht $250k these days.
Also, why does she have a staff and professional organizer? She does NOTHING! She should have enough time to organize her own shit. And her wig looks super fakety fake fake. She could have at least gotten one that has real hair instead of fishing line.
I couldn't even watch the whole damn thing because I AM FUCKING DISTURBED THAT THIS FUCKING BITCH KEEPS HER DOGS IN TINY LITTLE CAGES. WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK?????????? I hate starting my day out like this, especially when Aunt Flow is wandering in the distance.
If it's any consolation, Kim's townhouse is located in Duluth, GA. which is a suburb FAR north of the actual wealthy neighborhoods of Atlanta. Her 3 bedroom townhome probably cost $250k. That's a far cry from being uber wealthy. She's a poser with a cheap wig.
Wait.
I'm unemployed and this shithead has a house like this?
Okay, I give up.
Life has ceased making sense.
this is like no comment... **TUMBLEWEED** where is everyone?, did something happen? i hopes not!@
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Good Dating Services Online is offered by **K i s s C o u g a r.COM**the male singles and the older sexy and wealthy women gathers together here quite often to search the suitable ones........
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
I thought for a minute that the wall said "I hate mommy"...
But no such luck.
The prints on the stairs did come from Z-Gallerie though
The artist is a child-laborer pouring polymer into a mold, somewhere in China.
The statue looks JUST like her, no lie!
okay, the beginning of this looks like a broke ass version of MTV Cribs, and why is she showing off her place like it's new, it's still GARAGE apartment'ish rubbish on last season? anywho, i'm watching the rest, just cause MK said (and to see the statue). HUGE EYEROLL @ the rest.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"These are all my [ insert some material object/s]..."
"I have so much stuff..."
"I have a shoe problem."
"This is my sunglasses drawer; I'm going to buy all new sunglasses."
Etc etc etc.
What a vulgar and disgusting show-offy display of self-indulgence and shallow materialism. She must have ZERO self esteem to have to rely on so much stuff to somehow validate herself as a human being. Gross.
that poor glass of wine never stood a chance.
Isn't this old? I thought she put that townhome on the market and moved. I also thought Big Poppa dumped her.
Her shoes are probably ridiculously expensive, but they look so Hot Topic.
I think it looks like stars101Sez_Iha..n'est pas?
I have three very young kids and I walk around the house in a leopard print short dress and heels EVERY DAY. Along with a glass of wine (actually, that part is true).
Her wig is so doll-shiny, why can't she get one with real hair? Or does she think her rug looks like it's just highly "conditioned"?
So is she back with "Big Poppa?" Last year they broke up (he's a married-type). Maybe she needs the funding - her clothes and shoe collection are expensive (albeit tacky).
Oh wait - holy shit - she has staff! I work part-time and parent full time and run a busy household and my ass doesn't have staff! She has "staff"??
Cameras for "staff" and nannies are wrong. If you need cameras on them, you have the wrong people in your home. At some stage, you're going to have to trust or get rid of folk you feel you need to have 24/7 surveillance on.
I hate all these Atlanta bitches and I hate myself more because I'll DVR the whole damn season and watch and pass endless commentaries about how hideous they all are and then look forward to the next episode. Such self-loathing!
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Pink pumps?? I'm sorry...I cant anymore...I just cant...I am against pink unless one is a kid or its a nice warm pink..not hot porn crap. where am I getting at? no where. stop it me!!
Coma Caca!!
Honey! She spoke to you when she said she reads hater blogs! What I'm really surprised at is that the bitch reads at all.
Since I don't watch T.V , I only know this woman from D Listed postings.It is the first time I watched her talk. Why is she wearing this cheap shiny synthetic wig? With all the shoes in her closet you would think she can get at least Paris Hilton grade hair.
Dear Kim,
You have an "office" *snicker* where you "work"? We're all so happy you have this "office" so you can "review hater blogs". Here's some hate for you: I hate you. I don't know you, nor do I want to, but you make hating you so easy. You're cheap, tacky, skanky, and all-around useless. You take up oxygen that I could use. Please do us all a favor and die. That would be gracious of you, although I think gracious behavior is something you wouldn't recognize if it snatched that roadkill off your head and ran screaming down any street in Atlanta.
Thanks in advance for ceasing to be,
Mr. Mercury
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Can anyone make out what is scrawled on that wall o' graffiti where it reads "I hate..." what comes after that? DOes it say.. Nene... extensions... Locks of Love? I must know!
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You say potato, I say vodka!
UGLY dress. Ugly everything. the only places with personality in that home is the girl's even though I hate pink, but oh well.
Coma Caca!!
Vegaslamb I was going to say the same thing about her concern about shoes and "changing staff" HAHA...she picks up her staff at the same time as she gets those "interesting" statues in Mexico. Bitch.
Where are the fire extinguishers in case her wigs catch on fire?
Nobody needs that many shoes.
Nobody.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
"With all the shoes and the changing of the staff..." What the fuck does her shoe collection have to do with the cameras she had installed? Is she that scared of the "staff" stealing her tacky shoe collection? Then she shouldn't hire ten dolla hoes to work in her house.
Her day-cor is hideous. So cheap...so tacky.
Race Bannon...I was thinking the same damn thing!
I swear i've seen her get out of a cab on Polk street.
Meanwhile, i love her dishwasher clean/dirty magnet-style pillow.
The essence of taste with money. Fuck.
Put a turd in Louboutins, an equally expensive purse, and a fucking $10,000 gown, the best Barbie hair money can buy and sadly...it is still just a turd.
Will someone tell me how a NO TALENT, NO JOB HAVIN, wig wearing hooker gets a house like that??
Seriously...did she pull an Anna Nicole and marry some rich dead dude, because Big Poppa aint payin for all that. Even if he was, she'd be broke if he dumped her ass.
How do these ho's do it??
Why didn't she give a tour of her wig closet?!?!? So secretive.
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Another example of a completely vapid human trying to fill their pathetic life with inanimate objects, which ultimately are of little worth and bring little pleasure.
She looks like a cracked out Wilma Flintstone.
I love the Dollar Tree stores. Comes in handy the day before payday and you're broke!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I am now convinced, more than ever, that she is indeed a transgender. I think I have seen her perform at the Barracuda!
My Gawwwwwwwwwwd. That house is scary. You see the way it's decorated? Like some Holiday Inn's castoff furniture shit, mixed in with graffiti. She's got crosses on the wall cuz that place is haunted . . . by her old dead wigs. They fly around at night and scare the dog.