The Douche Couple
If you happen to see a cloud of locusts flying through Southampton, it's because Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin were both seen there together....on a double date. Let's all join hands, because this is the end of days.
Guest of a Guest got the disturbing news from a friend who said, “Just saw skeeze-fest ‘09 John Gosselin and Michael Lohan walking through Southampton with blonde bimbos in tow." Michael, Jon and their skanks did some shopping and had lunch. No word yet on how many innocent victims barfed themselves to death at the sight of these two greasy anal beads.
This is some Night at the Roxbury shit! Seriously, I think we need to press the button and evacuate before it gets worse. There's a good chance that both KFed and Papa Joe will join this douche-tourage. Shit. That's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse right there. EVACUATE!
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YOU CAN TAKE THE TRASH OUT....IT IS STILL TRASH.
THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWD...NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE...HAS RUINED WHAT WAS LEFT ON LONG ISLAND.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Did anyone read the quotes @ the IMBd Night At The Roxbury link? Too funny! Hard to pick just one, but here's an example:
"Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island."
And is Michael Lohan going to take down Jon next? Because I'm fairly certain SATAN designed his t-shirt.
Come on Michael.. stand up for Jesus, dude!
ugh
That Thumbelina faced Jon Goslin asshole needs to get back home and do some parenting. Fucktard.
OMG those shirts are fug the only thing missing from them is a gazillion rhinestones embedded with that fucking bedazzler the lady from the apprentice was selling.
ITA KFed is dlist royalty, these two i wouldn't let clean my toilet
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Lindsay Lohan should hook up with Jon Gosselin. He could help get her some paparazzi action.
BWHAHAHA...funny because it's painfully true.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse!! You gave me my big laugh for the morning MK!
Wait... could it be true?????
Let's not disrespect Kfed's game, he's way too good to hang out with these tools.
Jon's kids... I feel bad for all of THEM. I think he's acting out, honestly. I hope he gets over this quickly because if his kids Googled him in say 5-10 years, they'd see how bad he acted out.
Couldn't he have picked a woman? His wonk-eyebrowed girlfriend is 22, but her brains are still dumb! He needs to be with his own raggedy-ass thoughts for a while...
Jon... you're doing it wrong, tough guy!
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:21pm.
Jon needs to be STERILIZED
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same for Michael Lohan!
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"I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!"
Kate does not even need to say or do anything Jon is making himself look bad/stupid all on his own. Kate is smart she is keeping quiet.
I kinda feel sorry for Jon, who was hornschwagled into being a father of 8 by the time he was 27! He's just enjoying his freedom that he didn't have married to the shrew. Too bad he's doing it the wrong way.
All they need now is Paris in the middle.
Are we still dealing with Ed Hardy clothes? Seriously? Only an immature 22 year old chicken head would be impressed by such attire, and only a 33 year old married man would think such threads were impressive.
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disgusting skeezes. ugh
ed hardy is the dresser of the tigerd, bejeweled,tackified bitches who want money more than dignity
gee I missed this
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Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Mike is teaching Jon alllll about mouseketeering out your kids for fun and profit so you can wear see-thru shit and date skanks while your kids do all the work.
Hope they are putting some in savings for shrinks and rehab.
Oh, it's okay to ask "why?"..
After all, it is the eternal question, and the existential one, as well.
PerOne you make my netherbits tingle!
you've obviously thought it was well worth it or you wouldn't have responded TipsyMcStagger,
your gloryhole is another matter.
Why are these two fugs worth commenting on other than their mayfly "careers?"
My glitter hole wants answers!
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:21pm.
I am sick to death of these people that I have NEVER even seen on tv!!!! In fact, I don't even know anyone that watches the show.
I feel sorry for those kids BIG TIME
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EGGZ.ACT.LEE ugh mmmm vino! And why Michael Biblebeater Lohan? What does HE bring to the Jon Gosselin PR/designerswag/mo-money table? ugh need more vino!
ohfuckNO. What kind of idiots does this baby pimp have working his PR? Does he think he's Guy Richie? You need to be hot AND NOT BE a pathetic special ed-looking mofo who only got on the teevee 'cause of his 80 hundred kids forfuckssake, ugh brb gotta get a drank in me to deal with this fucktardery..
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:34pm.
It had to happen, Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin are gonna be BFFs
Well they both have a lot in common, they both married media whores...and let's face it they're both babe magnets. *plays What is Love*
It had to happen, Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin are gonna be BFFs.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:21pm.
OMG they're only an hour away from me!!!!
I'll take a ride with you, let's go get them.
I was in Southhampton on Sunday and if they were there I would have seen them. How can you miss one of those T-shirts.
I agree with "Baby Jane Hudson", those poor kids. Both of these parents have let fame and money go to their heads. it'll be the kids that'll suffer.
TigerLilly: I was thinking of a .."I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...."...but I guess being naked helps...sorry you are made of fur..nevermind.
Coma Caca!!
DO you think the tiger on his shirt is scared of his man tittays or because it is plastered on a a bed of snakes? That thing looks terrified.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 10:09pm.
@Tigerlilly: (raising my Monkey paw/hand whatever)
Now lets sing!
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Ok! *clearing tiger throat*...
Doe, a deer a female dear...
Ray a drop of Golden sun...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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@Tigerlilly: (raising my Monkey paw/hand whatever)
Now lets sing!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 9:59pm.
Where is Tigerlilly??? My dear, Jon is using your face! He's exploiting you!!
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I done did said that!
We will overcome heartache and sorrow
We will overcome all the pain in this world
We will rise above the cares of tomorrow
We will overcome
*raising tiger paw*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Where is Tigerlilly??? My dear, Jon is using your face! He's exploiting you!!
Caca!!
Maybe Michael is recruiting Jon for Lindsay....I'll bet a romp in the sack with Jon would get her back on the peen permanently!
Funny how when the Gosselins first showed up on gossip sites, most people agreed Kate was a major cunt. Now because Jon is having a crisis and is dating women and looking irresponsible, everyone wants Kate to win.
I'm thinking after living with Kate the royal Cuntress for 10 years, there was a fuse in his brain that blew the moment he quit that bitch. Not to mention I'm sure he hasn't had sex in.... how old are the 6 youngest?
He'll be a whore for a couple months then things will calm down once he burns off 6 years up pent up sperm.
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They had dinner with Jill Zarin from RHNY too - wtf
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I am sick to death of these people that I have NEVER even seen on tv!!!! In fact, I don't even know anyone that watches the show.
I feel sorry for those kids BIG TIME.
I don't give a flying fuck about them, but I just ran across this on Star Magazine's site and thought I'd pass it along:
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It's a stunning turn of events that even Star couldn't see coming, father-of-eight Jon Gosselin and one of our reporters have fallen for each other.
Kate Major confirmed tonight that she and the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad are an item, five days after they were first photographed together.
"I didn't mean it to happen, it just did," Kate, 26, says. "I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him."
The surprise news means that Jon, 32, and his girlfriend Hailey Glassman, daughter of his wife's plastic surgeon, are over.
Tonight Jon and his new Kate went for dinner in East Hampton with Lindsay Lohan's father Michael -- a long-time friend of Kate's.
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Don't spray Cool Water.. spray Drakar.. I thought we decided that earlier in the Wino post.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Yes, I reeeally hope Kate can manage to keep quiet through all this. I want her to "win", whatever the fuck that means lmao
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Submitted by naylinpalin on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:32pm.
I hope Kate stays quiet throughout all this. If she were smart she would, he's coming off as a douchebag and she's not even lifting a damn finger.
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LOL! Kate's going to pull a K-Fed.
Puedo patearle el culo a estos dos? I wanna kick these 2 bitches. These are the bitches of 2009. MK a new title for fun at the end of the year. Bitches of Year______!
Coma Caca!!
tits- thats a great idea too. Get it in the dlisted shop. I'm sure the 'hot slut of the day' t-shirts aren't exactly selling like hotcakes.....
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/22/2009 - 8:17pm.
Raise your hand if you sick to death of the Gosslins??
*raises hand!!!*
Can we raise BOTH???