A Giant Pot Of Reality Whore Stew
The reality whores are mixing! The reality whores are mixing! Aaaack! Last night, I wrote some shit about how Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan were spraying their douche juices all over Southampton together. Well, you can add a drop of Jill Zarin from The Real Housewives of NYC to the mix, because she was with them. AND Jon's date wasn't Hailey "meth brows" Glassyeyes. Jon must have handed Hailey her toy bong and told her to go play outside, because Kate Major was his date last night. Kate is the Star Magazine reporter Jon was seen with the other night. The famewhore scale just broke.
People says that Jon and TOK (The Other Kate) have been in the Hamptons for about three days. Jill Zarin said that Jon and TOK are definitely porking each other, but he isn't exactly busting a million nuts over her, "He didn't seem smitten. They weren't all over each other. But they're definitely dating. It came up in conversation. She had her hands on him. But she's young. This is a girl who is going to want to have babies. Does he really want to go out with another young girl and have kids?"
Michael Lohan (of course) added that even though Jon is skipping around with a bunch of hos, his thoughts are really with his child army, "He talks about them. He's on the phone with them all the time. But unfortunately, as I well know, being a father in a divorce, it's really hard on the kids. And you just want to be with them all the time. But sometimes our exes don't make it that easy."
Hold me close. This is scary on so many levels. Michael Lohan, Jill Zarin and Jon Gosselin sharing a meal together?! I'm surprised that when they clinked their glasses during a toast, a fiery pit didn't appear in the middle of the room with Heidi and Spencer jumping out of it. Obviously, it's only a matter of time before Jon starts hanging out with those assholes. Ugh.
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid dot com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
The cockles of my cold black gossipy heart are warmed to learn that Jon is cheating on Meth Brows already.
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"Dance, hippies, dance!" ~~ Laurie Notaro
I'd love to hold you close MK
Soul - Jill is NOT better than this crowd by any means. Mrs. Zarin is actually more of a pathetic famewhore than your run of the mill reality show participant. Many of these people are trying to launch careers as actors (cough, cough) or models. Jon and Kate began their show about the kids to try to bring in funds for their growing family. Bethanny F. wanted a platform to promote her brand and her book. The folks who compete in Top Chef and Project Runway are seeking exposure and funding for their design and culinary ventures.
Jill already had plenty of money, a happy(?) second marriage, a successful business and some sort of a socail life. (If you call hanging with Denise Rich a social life.) Now Jill refers to herself as an actor working in an ensemble cast, shows up at the opening of an envelope, thinks any camera shooting within a five mile radius is calling for her to stick her face in front of it and work "ZAARIIINNN FABRICCSSSS" into the conversation. Dining with Michael Lohan is not beyond the pale for this flavor of famwehore.
Jill is better than that,them.
Ewwwwwwwww. That's one 'stew' I never, ever, neverrrrrrr want to 'partake' of.
Bleh. Patooey.
YUCKY
"But unfortunately, as I well know, being a father in a divorce, it's really hard on the kids. And you just want to be with them all the time. But sometimes our exes don't make it that easy."
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Right. He wants to be with them ALL the time. That is why he bought an apartment in another state and spends so much time going out with skanks. Right.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
fuck. michael lohan gets to party in the hamptons and i'm stuck working at a crap job for a living. IT'S NOT RIGHT IT TELL YOU. fuck it. i'm having a drinkypoo.
"But unfortunately, as I well know, being a father in a divorce, it's really hard on the kids. And you just want to be with them all the time. But sometimes our exes don't make it that easy."
Yeah, because I know SO MANY divorced men who are dying to be with their kids all the time. They want to see their kids so badly that they pick up gym receptionists on their way to visitation and "forget" that it was their weekend.
TOK looks stoned. And special. I therefore christen this one Stoned Special.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Cheezus if there is one person in the world you DO NOT want in your divorced father corner it is MiLo!!!
EEG : what happens in Asia stays in Asia (except on dlisted ~give it up!)
and I don't think either Deb or EEG had 8 kids at home and the paps on their every move
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Michael and Jon are probably double teaming Jill.
I get what yall are saying, I just think it's tacky to do it publicly like Jon and Brad.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Cheers and hugs, EEG!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What Deb said. There is a point when you know your marriage is over and guilt does not factor when breaking your vows.
Hazily trying to remember clubbing days of Kuala Lumpur and Scabi Dhabi.
In my first marriage to an abusive drunk, in over 3 1/2 years, we had two separations, (one for 6 months!), and I never cheated.
Then after the second marriage counciling session, the ex said he wasn't going back because "the fucking bitch is out to get me".
At that point I said, "You know what, I'm filing for divorce."
At that point the marriage was over for me.
I took off for the weekend to be with a friend, and while out ran into an old friend and ended up having sexy times.
I do not feel one bit guilty about it. I filed for divorce soon after.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
So I guess this is how this douchebag is going to support his single life in the city. Selling stories and pictures to Star Magazine. Pathetic.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It's a sorry fucking world when a Thumbelina doll lookalike like Jon Goslin is in the news all over the place. THE GUYS A PLUMP DOUCHE BAG FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!
*waits for Asia story*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Four effin years.
Give me my divorce already you stupid prick.
Reminds self not to ever tell you about what I did in Asia.
You're still MARRIED EEG?!
*eyes wide*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
EEG - whore, that is different, you have been seperated for how many years?
I know!! At least wait until the divorce is finalized. *coughbradpittcough* So fucking trashy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Reminds self not to tell M.E. that I am still married.
WORD! Birthday Gurl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I agree M.E., but some people are pathetic and cannot be alone for a second.
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well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
- Melanie
GROSS! I think it is WRONG, disrespectful and disgusting when a couple splits and one or both are fucking a new piece within weeks. YOU ARE STILL MARRIED!!!
Submitted by missy on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:16am.
why are these nobodies in my conciousness
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!!?!??!
I am with you in wondering that, missy! These are the type of creatures that bottom-feeders look down on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
A few more ounces and I'll be able to zip!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
way to go Stoney! 1-800-Get-Slim?
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well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
- Melanie
LOL Stoney, yeah your gunt is looking tight today!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I lost three pounds!!
LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, you look quite sexy today! Have you been dieting?
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well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
you got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
- Melanie
Amber, LOL Zarin Fabrics
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I can't handle such levels of douchebagging-famewhoring fuckery.
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"I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!"
When my stepmother wanted to have more kids, my father refused. And guess what? They don't have any more kids.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Excuse me, but how do you "force" someone to have kids? He provided the sperm. End of story.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Jill probably took this opportunity to sell him a ton of fabric for his new apartment.
She is a businesswoman, after all.
LOL at putting Jill Zarin and Elite in the same sentence.
She's a gauche famewhore. The fact that she would involve herself with this, and make comments to the press about a family she probably knows very little about is absolutely disgusting.
I feel so bad for the paparazzi who have to photograph Jon's disgusting shiny mug. Once the flash goes on his face, the bounceback from the flashes must be blinding....horrific! YIKES!!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:47am.
Hey did you see my album of Bernadette on FB!
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Yah! I sent you a new weave, that one was pretty busted.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:56am.
Bahahahahahahahaha! Seabreeze!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
I still get the urge to take a cotton ball soaked with Seabreeze to Jon's face.
Oh HELLLLLLLLZ no Snowy! Don't you be dissing Jill motherfucking ZARIN! She is the cat's pajamas, and Kunt Gosselin is a shrill harridan with a bowl of oatmeal for a stomach and a busted-ass rural Flowbee "fashion" do. She turns my stomach with her very being.
Well, this explains why US Weekly has been so anti-cuntyface through this whole mess.
I'd much rather be possum head with all her cute kids and be rid of Jon the douchebag than be that old raspy voiced whore Jill Zarin with her Liberache Cookarachi apartment...
RICKI IT'S ON!!! LOLOLOLOL ;P ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:47am.
Hey did you see my album of Bernadette on FB!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
ricki I have no idea who Jill Zarin is but ITA on the rest of your rant.
He has stated without hesitation that he did not want the second pregnancy.