Wino Goes To Court
The former Crackie of Camden bailed her crackhive out of the pound, plopped it on her head, went through a car wash a couple of times, slipped on her freshly groomed ballet slippers and shuffled into a court in London this morning to faces charges for fisting a ho in the eye last year.
25-year-old (68 in crackie years) Amy Wino sat with her daddy as the prosecutors told the court about how she deliberately punched dancer Sherene Flash in the eye at a club last September. Sherene apparently asked Wino for a picture and got a crack knuckle to the face instead. The prosecutor said that Wino might have been under the influence of something. Hand me a wheel and a boat hat, because we've got ourselves a new Captain Understatement here!
Wino told the court that she was basically defending herself, because Sherene is the size of a Khloe Kardashian and she's just a little thing. Wino agreed to take a picture with Sherene, but wanted to say goodbye to a friend first. That's when Sherene put her arm around Wino and said that her friend can wait. And well, when you hold down a crackie, you're going to get whooped. Wino also admitted that she might have drank a little champagne, vodka and white wine that night. By "a little," I think she meant enough to keep every future cast of The Real World liquored up for their entire season.
The case against Wino is to be continued......
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Aww, well I'm glad Amy's cleaned up her act a bit. She looks a million times better and I wish her luck!
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
LOL bump it hair.
O.M.G.
My bitch is back!!!
Thumb 10 pic looks like the last three years never happened! Amazing. I don't give a fucking ton of crack that she's wearing that suit with the satin ballet flats. Hell, I love her more BECAUSE she did (even if a pair of fuck me pumps would've looked classier and less mental). She can do whatever she freakin wants. Now, get thee to a studio, hwore!!!
Oh.. and the hive? Me likey likey loooong time :)
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Geez, she looks amazing! her voice really is so fantastic that i hope she pulls her crackie self together and keeps herself looking this healthy. the ganja appears to be working wonders for her.
Her dress is so gorgeous~~It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called sugarscupid. c o m or something?
-I found a great dating site ____Millionairechats.com___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy-------
Wow, she looks good. Not slapping people and not being on crack are good for you! I hope she remembers this.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
You know when she is clean and sober she kinda of looks hot. I'd hit it.
holy shit. she looks ... clean? at least in the basic-hygiene sense of the word.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Again with the slippers.
Dayum...check out thumbnail #9! Girlfriend looks *smokin* hot! She's back!!
That suit and pearls could look kinda nice--on someone else.
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Flower is to keep but not to take. Girlfriend is to make but not to break.
She looks fab and *gasp* healthy!! Well, the belt and slippers, er, but that jacket kicks ass on her. Now go make us some music!!
'Hand me a wheel and a boat hat, because we've got ourselves a new Captain Understatement here!'
MK- you are the fucking best!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 12:48pm
LMAO!!!! I had no clue either... hahahaha I thought it meant bumpin cooter bones.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
I felt stupid because I didn't know what a bump-it is, I thought it was some drug code, LOL now I know!
https://www.bumpits.com/
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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is the beehive hair just a London thing now?
bitch needs to get s new shoe line...
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Speechless as to what this creature will think of next!
Can't stand her...
Make some music and shut the fuck up already.
Sorry - I'm just Wino'd out.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:47am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:44am.
I secretly want a bump-it.
*hides*
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ME
TOO!
They're selling them in Walmart. I saw them by the registers.
I cant hate on her today, she's 1/2 way clean.
LOL @Stoney's joke. *applause, applause*
She looks good to me...
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you can take the ice pop, crisps, and crack pipe from her hands, but you'll never pry the cheap pink slippers off her stanky feet!
you've just got to admire that kind of dedication. i think i will wear ballet slippers in wino's honor today.
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:47am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:44am.
I secretly want a bump-it.
*hides*
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ME
TOO!
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*takes her bump-its to post office to deliver to Stoney and Missy. will never live down the drunk day bump-it disaster...tangled, knotted, bird's nest.*
does ANYONE agree that her fucking weave is a disgrace???/ I mean it drives me fucking crazy bitch can afford a hairdresser and everyting? I just want to scream everytime i see that fucking ferret doing the fandango halfway accross her dome. PLEASE SORT IT OUT
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:50am.
What do you call black people with freckles, provy? LOL
Morgan Freeman
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O.M.F.G!!!!!!!!!!!
*pisses self*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:50am.
What do you call black people with freckles, provy? LOL
Morgan Freeman
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What do you call black people with freckles, provy? LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:44am.
I secretly want a bump-it.
*hides*
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ME
TOO!
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Yeah freckles, or as i like to call it white people vitilago. Bleach your skin orange Amy, its what Hohan did
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Looking at the close ups, I'm not even sure it's a weave. I think it's just a fall and it doesn't even look like she pinned back the bottom of her real hair. Only the Crackie could get away with that and we say she looks good.
I secretly want a bump-it.
*hides*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Lookin' better.
She grew some freckles in St Lucia, huh ?! :D
Bitch, please. This chick only pressed charges cos she expected a payout from it. I'm sure Amy DID punch her, but don't get up in a drunkard's face like that-- Amy herself has said she's a violent drunk. Fuck this noise!!
The freckles are weird, and the blonde streak in the crackhive is a mess, but by god, if that's how she wants to express herself rather than shooting heroin between her toes, all the better. Do it up!
I think she looks better than I've EVA seen her. But of course, I must bitch about that yellow white fug in her coif.
*tries desparately to cover up my nose freckles*
She looked great until I scrolled down and saw her hideous shoes. She looks relatively coherent and her face has filled out a little.
She looks good - the hive is not set right forawhile. Needs to sort it out or iron her hair out.
MK get off the BONG and change the post!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
missy,
Isn't it grand?!
Only Wino can get away with the ballet flats and a pin-striped suit, (barely).
She looks great, and if this is true, she was within her rights to resist being forced to pose before she was ready. As Amy said, "People are mad!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i think shes gota bumpit in her wig beehive
M.K., you forgot to mention her eyebrows and "wings"--you know they take you higher! ;-)
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"Hand me a wheel and a boat hat, because we've got ourselves a new Captain Understatement here!"--M.K.
Does she not own a full length mirror? Those mothereffin ballet slippers again grrrrrrr!! might as well go barefoot for fucksakes.
the freckles on just her nose ARE strange
EEG!!!
*grabs you and dances to "just friends"*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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hahahahahaa wino's learnin the ropes of being a seasoned crackie!
pinstripes and pearl earrings in court! yes-sir!
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Botox and filler as well methinks to even out the damage
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Who goes to court for getting hit in the face? Waaahhh I got punched. Waaahhh I want money cause I'm a pussy. Pick a fight with someone that doesn't pick at scabs.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Wino's tittaaaays sure do perk up in a bra, especially after seeing her in those horrid bikini shots.
Submitted by AmberWaves on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:04am.
She pulled out the hive and the slippers...all hell's going to break loose.
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Truth!
Ha! I laughed...still smiling.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.