He Said, She Said
Oh, look. I'm following up a post about a ho getting slapped with a post about a ho getting slapped! Turn to your enemy, clock them in the face and explain, "It's in the air." Now is your chance. You're allowed. So......
Jude Law left a dinner party at Automat in London last night and may or may not have deliberately Gerard Butler-ed a pap. The pap says Jude smacked her on purpose. Jude says it was just an accident.
This is what the pap said: "It was really loud - there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today. It was deliberate - you could see it in his face. Maybe he didn't realize he was hitting a girl, but he could at least apologize. He hit me full in the face. It was a real stinger, it was very sore."
This is what Jude's lawyer said: "This is all nonsense. Last night's incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologized and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading."
Jude's hairline was unavailable for comment.
Who to believe? You know, I can imagine the crazy light show that hits Jude's eyeballs whenever there are flashes around. The light from the flash ricochets back and forth between Jude's forehead and the camera lens. Dude was just trying to stop the madness by covering his eyes. On the other hand, this wouldn't be Jude's first time at the "pap slappin'" rodeo....
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This comment for the win:
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Start with the first picture - he's walking out and she is right in front of him, he can clearly see its a woman. I think the picture with his hand behind her head was taken probably seconds after it happened. I don't like paps, but he's a Turd, with that receding hairline he should stfu and smile while they still want to take his picture.
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Biyatch was askin for it! :)
Seriously tho, paps are fair game- male or female and nobody believes her skin is still stinging!
Whether or not the paps get close is a non-issue when it comes to the law. People can take pictures of whomever they want on public property, and no one has the right to assault any one over having their picture taken. Some of you need to get off Jude's dirty cock.
SO... HER FACE IS IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD??
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THESE SO-CALLED PHOTOGRAPHERS.....I MEAN STALKERS.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mo m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
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Despite having danglers I have no wish to be hit by anyone. Except Jude Law. I'd kind of like to be hit by Jude Law. Does her sex mean she's going to die?
I don't see the problem, anyone close enough for me to reach out and smack 'em is in my aggro range and should be more careful. I see Jude shares my philosophy *shrugs*.
No sympathy for the paps and no sympathy for the "star". They have some kind of strange symbiotic relationship that's seems parasitic, but still necessary to the survival of both...
But hitting a woman? No excuse for that except self defense, and it doesn't look like she was getting ready to shoot him with anything more than a camera.
TEAM NIKON!
Zero sympathy for paparazzi. If you can't deal with it, stop shoving a camera in people's faces.
Shame on Jude! Smacking a lady!
Start with the first picture - he's walking out and she is right in front of him, he can clearly see its a woman. I think the picture with his hand behind her head was taken probably seconds after it happened. I don't like paps, but he's a Turd, with that receding hairline he should stfu and smile while they still want to take his picture.
"It was really loud - there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today"
The main pic clearly shows Law smacking her from behind. Unless she had another ugly mug back there, how could her face sting? The two-faced bish.
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thats one bad ass judo face chop!
KA-PLAKA!
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Where are they? Who wears a coat in July?
I know it's bad but the main picture made me laugh out loud. It looks like he's doing a Miss Piggy "HIIIIII-YA!"
That being said, I don't think he meant to hit her. I doubt he would karate chop a gal. I'm a small chick and there have been a coupla times that some tall dude almost decapitates me with a swinging hand.
Don't give a shit about the paps.
And I'm sure that Law would not hit a woman intentionally, pap or not.
whatever.
Oh Bitch, please, That pappz c*nt is playing this shit for all it's worth.
When is she filing her lawsuit for "pain and suffering"?
Again: Bitch, please.
he is so sessy when he slaps the paps, isn't he?
i almost have a hardon in my pants
He said - She said - Nobody else cares.
Wonder if there's a strong paparazzi community. Like they immediately get on the phone "You just won't believe who just hit Mitzi!"
Zomg, he hit an Indian (my guess) woman. I'd play the race card if I were her and do it up big, heh heh heh. Love the race card (it's hilarious!). I'm-just-a-girl card is a goodie, as well.
Not a fan of his. He's fading and should be doing a Mayer by now (calling paps ahead of time).
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I have no sympathy for the paparazzi, they are blood sucking leeches.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 10:56am.
Today,the paparazzi people are part of the gig. I find it stupid how some celebrities live such a high profile courting the media, then bitch about the lack of privacy. Fuck these over privileged pussies.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
It's not like that balding asswipe is known for his acting abilities...
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If I was a celebrity I would hunt them down and follow them home and take pictures of them and their families, Oh you wouldn't like that?
Anyways I have pushed people for less than the paps do I think celebrities have a right to get an order of protection against these leeches
anyways she doesnt look like a women
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
In the first pic, I thought, Oh no, Patricia Heaton gets a bitch slap, but then I saw she wasn't her, I was actually disappointed it wasn't Patty Heaton getting a slap on the head.
Strange but true.
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He prolly smacked her because she said, "Oh, put your cameras away, gents. It's just some balding has been with Pekinese eyes." (No offense intended to Pekinese dogs.)
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I hate people in my face like that...I don't blame him for smacking her out of the way...although it does look accidental from the photos...those strobe like flashes are blinding.
paps deserve whatever they get...these are parasites who make thousands of dollars off the image of soemone they don't even pay a commission to...and is not like they politely request to take your pic...they are very disrespectful and literally assault celebrities throwing cameras in their faces...they never trigger any good will...yes, being pursued by paps is the price of fame, but the paps should take the beat downs they get as the price for their privacy-violating job too. Wouldn't you do the same if someone was following you, taunting and taking your pic 24/7?
I know I would.
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Oh poor, millionaire Jude. How awful to have your picture taken. I have zero sympathy for people who desperately want fame, whine about it and make more in a day than I do in a year.
that trick should've slapped him back. i hear Jude is quite the lightweight.paps make celebs famous, that is all.
Paps are so aggressive these days, this kind of incident is really par for the course. There should be laws about how, when, and where celebrities (and their families) can be photographed. They deserve the right to live a normal life just like the rest of us if they want to.
Just because you're famous doesn't mean that you should have to put up with paparazzi stalkers.
Meh... If it were on purpose he would've backhanded her. That's how you get a bitch to listen.
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Shit like this happens in my family all the time. None of us like getting our photos taken. And the majority of our f*ckin pics are palm shots.
Big Whoop...Get Over It.
Well Miss Thang, if I was making millions of dollars for not doing anything other than losing my hair and fucking a vag that didn't belong to Sienna Miller, I honestly wouldn't fucking care. Yeah, the paps may be trash, but so what? That means rich people can do whatever they want? Um, no. Fail.
Thank you Mama Superior! I'm at work, so no real fun yet. Till tonight! WOOT!
OT- Hitting people is wrong. But understandable in certain situations.
Those Fucking paps need to find real jobs.
good for him.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Nobody should get a pass for putting their hands on another person. But some of these paps have no sense of self-preservation whatsoever and I see harassing celebs (not necessarily the case here) as nothing more than poking at a rattlesnake with a stick, then being incredulous when it strikes.
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ricki lake, how would you react if some bitch was 6 inches away from your face with a big ass camera & blinding flashing lights, screaming your name and asking stupid ass questions like "Shoots and Ladders or Candyman, Jude?" Yeah, it sure would be fun living like that all the time.
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Shoulda slapped her in the mouth with his dick.
But I do think it was an accident. Still, good for him, anyway.
Besides, I could at least respect him a little more if he would have admitted it. "Yeah, she was up in my face so I smacked her lighly." Wouldn't be the end of the world, but no, I guess he's only Mr. Tough Guy when he's not hiding behind his PR douche like a pussy bitch. Lamez. Guess he realized she really WASN'T doing anything to him.
I think the real line not to cross is touching. Once the paps touch you, fine, get angry and shit. If they're just taking pictures and you're annoyed, tough. It's part of the gig. Lord knows he wouldn't slap a ho at a press junket for his newest movie. He wants the media, just only on his terms. No job is like that. Sorry Jude, you're barely even a star anymore. Fail.
You know, I think I would be pissed off, too, if I couldn't leave an establishment without being blinded by flashing lights. There's being a public figure, and then there's stalking and harassing. Team Jude Law on this one.
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Happy happy B-day, gurl!!!! Hope you're having fun!
Jude:
The smack was not an accident, we all know that.
The paps can be so annoying. They shove everything and everyone that gets in front of their lense....I've been caught up a few times with them and they're nothing else but a hungry pack of greedy wolves selling their dignity for a few quid. Errrghhh...
He's so gangsta. Is he playing a pimp in his next flick?
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He's a stupid dyke.