Thursday, July 23rd 2009

Morning Wood

First, Beyonce takes away Basement Baby's freedom and now she's taking away her wigs! STOP THE INSANITY! - Daily Mail

The Melrose Place cast gets Photoshopped into oblivion - SOW

Cokeyhead calling the cokehead cokey - Celebitchy

Your hourly pictures of Shia LaDouche walking - ICYDK

Thankfully for Paula Abdul, Cheryl Cole is dumb when it comes to making career decisions - Holy Moly!

Buffy's baby bulge - Socialite Life

Nick Lachey doesn't have a girlfriend anymore, so he went out and picked up five hos. I know! WHAT AN ASS! - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


starpoot's picture

She pulled a Rihanna minus the mohawk.
Attention whores.

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Submitted by giveupu on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 9:27pm.

hohoo? Ho, who the fuck talks like that?

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hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!

-I found a great dating site ____Millionairechats.com___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy-------

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Submitted by ddadm09 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 5:42pm.
Solange Knowles sister of Beyonce with her new haircut has become a hot topic or big hollywood gossip. Check the below link that has all the sites (around 250 sites)
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Thanks, but that's 249 sites too many to devote to Bald BB.

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Either way, long or short, she's kind of homely.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Good for Nick Lachey! That's what you are supposed to do after a breakup, not get your dad as a source to talk to all of the celeb weeklies about how you are depressed-and-pathetic-and- planned-a-birthday-party-but-got dumped- but-really-you-are-a-survivor-because-you have-went-out-for-a-drink-with-your-industry-girlfriends.

Solange Knowles sister of Beyonce with her new haircut has become a hot topic or big hollywood gossip. Some people call it is as bald and some people shaved head, some people say it is hot. Check the below link that has all the sites (around 250 sites) related to this (pics, reviews, gossips, hair cut hot or not topics etc.,). Check to see what this celebrity gossip is all about.
http://markthispage.blogspot.com/2009/07/solanges-new-bald-haircut-new-h...

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Kanye West is always changing his look, I dont know how he does it but he looks feminine here..

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gucci's picture

solange is officially on the bleaching boat with her mother and sister. wonder when pimp mathew will start?

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I find her annoying as fuck anymore, but I applaud her for being REAL for ONCE.

good job Bouncy!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 2:32pm.

It's not just the dry beady beads, it's the fact that her hairline is so jacked up. She needs to do something with that mess. Style it.. just do somethng... anything!

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LOL her hairline is completely slanted. Like a gumbie head hairline almost.

I don't get it, why can't these rich fucks just pay someone to take proper care of their natural hair? All it needs is proper maintenance and care, and any black chick can have healthy luscious hair. It would look sooo much better than the stupid weave and wigs. I don't understand.

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It's not just the dry beady beads, it's the fact that her hairline is so jacked up. She needs to do something with that mess. Style it.. just do somethng... anything!

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BB actually looks better au naturel, IMHO.

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OMG LOL @ Ms. Thang. BB's hair needs some hot oil conditioner.

Though this does not look like a fresh cut or that her hair's been brushed. You can tell by the lil beady beads on her head. Has she always had her hair so short under all those wigs. I wonder what Beyonce looks under her wigs now. You were right Crazy (see his comment), she wants people to know Beyonce's hair isnt real.

Umm..not all sisters wears weaves or extensions. I have shoulder length hair and its all mine (thank you very much LMAO)

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Submitted by Meth-freeq on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 1:20pm.

This is great and proves my point beyond any doubt now!! Alsmost all black women have a wig or a weave glued to their head.

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OMG Meth-freeq that is such an informed statement. It's so true, almost every single black woman in the world has weave and a wig and shitty hair they can't be proud of. Like you totally know what you're talking about.

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This is great and proves my point beyond any doubt now!! Alsmost all black women have a wig or a weave glued to their head.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

CeeCee's picture

I wonder how many annoying people go up to Sarah Michelle Geller and ask, "Is it Spike's or Angel's?"

MizRo's picture

missy: haha! Hello, darling and that must be really laugh-inducing.

I've never been given "the talk" but I have tried with others - no one wants to hear shit anyway.

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missy: haha! Hello, darling and that must be really laugh-inducing.

I've never been given "the talk" but I have tried with others - no one wants to hear shit anyway.

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 12:13pm.
Bloho giving advice about over-indulgence? Priceless..

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Bloho giving advice about over-indulgence? Priceless..

Nick Lachey must be relieved: Jess, Vanessas, they're both the same type of women: smotherers.

P.T.Bull's picture

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like spike lee in that picture. Not a good thing to say about either of them.

Looks like she's packin' some sweater-puppies though...

TexnDoc's picture

Nick Lachey always has that red-flushed face look of an alch-y-holic.
I knew panning down the picture he'd have his dress shirt out over that beer belly, you baby bear you.

kdracofan's picture

lawd!!!!!!!!!

ethang's picture

I do agree that Black women look good w/out all the weaves. 80's model, Roshumba Williams, Grace Jones and Alek Wek rocked the super short look.

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Miss Jane! *coughOMGSHANE!!!cough*
LOL

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damn that's a Cujo dog you all are in love with! geez!
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Submitted by mharker on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:41am.

Black women look so much better without weaves or wigs.

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Except him in my avie.....LOL

I agree though. :)

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Buffy looks cute!

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:41am.

Black women look so much better without weaves or wigs.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:51am.
Submitted by daysgonebye on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Does anyone know what kind of dog Michelle Gellar has?

Yeah. Looks kind of german shepard-y in coloring. Cool dog though.

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Submitted by daysgonebye on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Does anyone know what kind of dog Michelle Gellar has?

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Yeah, his name is Freddie Prince Jr. ;)
No, seriously, looks like a mix between Shiba Inu and German Shepard to me...

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Submitted by daysgonebye on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Does anyone know what kind of dog Michelle Gellar has?
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It looks a lot like an Akita. I had a friend in San Jose who used to breed them. Here's a link to a pic of one.

http://www.dogencyclopedia.org/Akita.jpg

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Does anyone know what kind of dog Michelle Gellar has?

Mother Superior's picture

There's a black woman who takes the same bus as me every morning.
She's been wearing wigs and cornrows for ages and recently she's been sporting the short hair cut BB has -and she looks STUNNING!
I never realised how pretty her face was until the weave was gone!

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so glad I don't have to wear wigs everyday!
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:17am.

lmao

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B.B. seriously needs a placenta treatment, and to moisturize with some coconut oil or something. That dry head makes my hair follicles weep.

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I totally thought that was Amber Rose after a quick glance at the bald head and weird sunglasses. Oops!

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Just got through reading this:

Lindsay Lohan supposedly “sat Mischa Barton down” last year and told her to get professional help for her obvious substance abuse problem. Maybe all those stints in various rehab facilities throughout the country taught Lindsay something. You have to admit she’s not as down and out as she once was, and seems more addicted to love than anything else at this point.

NO.

I doubt Lindsay is only 'addicted to love.'

Also, I doubt she ever sat Mischa down for a talk.

This is another pr attempt for her. Bitch thought she'd grab a headline by making such claims.

I hate LL.

So much potential, so much dumbassery...

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Solange has a WAY better body than beyonce. agreed!
and I like her hair lik ethat, now, sweetheart go back to the basement.

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Basement baby did this so everyone would know Beyonce lies about her hair being real! Bahahahaha!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:16am.
Cokeyhead calling the cokehead cokey and then asked her if she had any shit.

Actually I totally believe this story. Who would know more about drug and alcohol abuse than Blohan. "party pals"

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Yeah, why do they always show Shia taking a walk from his house to buy a drink? I'm starting to recognise his t-shirt rotation. Not that I already didn't memorise his t-shirts (sniff sigh) I guess it's easier to snap him since he got his suspended license. And I bet he has a lot of free timeZOMG I LUV HIM!!!

Sorry nervous tic.

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ab's picture

ooo I used to wear my hair like that! love the super short natural cut. but, if its too styled/edged, you run the risk of looking like a dude.

Sibsi's picture

How can it be said this was a wrong choice of hair-cut?

When you've got the right facial features - which she has: beautiful brows, nice, full, NATURAL, lips and a well proportioned nose and face shape - short hair can easily be pulled off.

I would have preferred she'd go the pixie, straight cut like Berry, but this will suffice.

OH and PS: Provolone agreed with me on her body being better than B's, so there!

xerquina's picture

premature balding...

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:20am.
anyone know what kind of dog Buffy has?

I think it's an Akita.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:19am.

I totally agree!

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