Bitch Does It For Me

Oy Vey! He looks like he could be Amy Wino's cousin.

Sorry, I'll take the original circa Kramer vs Kramer. What a cutie!

He's not bad. Looks alittle whiney though.

Trini> Do do DO do.....

heehee

I love Dustin Hoffman. Great actor, seems like a really top-notch guy.

he is so goodlooking to me. I usually dont crush on hollywoodactors, but he got me from the moment i saw him in a movie. thanks for posting the picture.

Some of you may not recall, but Dustin Hoffman was this good-looking when he was young.

Of course, his son is probably only a few inches taller than he is, so if you're into midgets, then this might be your man.

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Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

Hard to believe. this guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site called (Rich Searching. C o m) for several months. i just visited his profile page yesterday. it seems he has not logged in recently.omg, is he looking for new relationships?

I loooooooove hot Jewish guys!!!!! (Precisely why I married me one!) :)

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ooh! i would laugh and giggle but i cant cuz this one here is doing the MOST! work it on the hell out... omg i can barely look at this chile w/o whippin my clit out! and for those that dont like him then halleluyer cuz this means it's more stick-pussy for me!! owww...
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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!

Yeh, he's cute...Wonder if he got more height then his dad?

Kind of like a young Cat Stevens! LOL! Me likey, too!

I actually thought it was Amy Wino when I 1st opened the picture...

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

Oh, yeah, I'd hit that. I'm still trying to find an ugly guy named Jake, haven't found one yet. That and Ethan.
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He's handsome. He would look SO much better in a well-fittd suit.

Can you imagine how absolutely life-affirming and wonderful it would be to have Dustin Hoffman as your father-in-law? I love him. I try to assume normally that I would do as much as I could to act normal around any celebrity I met, but I can *almost* see myself asking Dustin Hoffman for a hug.

Well his daddys the coolest...
Remember that story a few years ago when Dustin Hoffman was in a London cab and the taxi driver asked him to call and say hello to his wife and he did and then he did a shout out to the taxi driver later that night on the talk show he did?!

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Who does he look like? Andy Samberg? and R Patz better take it up a notch cuz J Hoff's patch of fluff is a winner.

That mop is not quite curly enough. He looks like some douchebag bridge-and-tunneler. The style from top to bottom is raggedy, but points for the face.

Yummy! Then again, I've *always* had a thing for the cutie jew-boys!! Babs' son (yes I KNOW HE'S GAY)

for someone with all that hair, both head and face, I find him surprisingly pretty.

Mmmmmmm....*licking tiger chops*...Me likey...

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I thought that was Matt Rubano from Taking Back Sunday. I'll take one of each!

I have to agree with MK. He's hot, and his hair is awesome. I love it and I love the fact that he doesn't give a fuck that his shirt is torn. Sexy!

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hmm nope

next!

Hmm. Me no likey the peekaboo thingy on his shirt.

On another note, I once saw Dustin Hoffman on the beach. I wasn't sure if it was him at first, so I guess I kept gawking a bit and he noticed me staring. And he gave me the biggest, sweetest smile. He was a real sweetie to anyone who approached him. None of this "leave me alone or I'll punch you" bullshit that less accomplished people try to play off nowadays.

So I love me some Hoffman. But not this shirt.

Mmmm... Yummy! Let's role-play. I'll be Tootsie!

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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!

he IS dreamy

i looked at this pic over and over and over, got up went to the printer then the bathroom, came back to my desk and i still got nothing. He doesn't do anything for me.

Dude is sexy!

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:03pm.

We are back on then.

Cute.
But the small hands talk has got me scurred.....smells of cabbage?

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

I've actually seen him @ a few parties and he's really hot in person. Always had a crush on him, but it started to go away when I would be at a dirty wharehouse party in Williamsburg, doing coke in someone's bedroom at 3 in the morning (don't judge me). And I'd be all like "what a loser, Isn't your dad famous? Why are you here?"...

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

eh.. not for me

have at him MK

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I get it. Wish I had it.

I haven't been on to post since I left an incendiary remark on another post to cause a hail storm of comments and then left right away. lol
(I'm probably a bad dog).

This guy? I dunno, in terms of men, I always had a weakness for Jewish men. Why? I don't really know. Maybe because the first male virginity I ever took was a NYC Jewish guy. Or maybe I like the dark hair/eyes thing. Don't know.

But WTF with the ripped shirt?

Gawd, I'd LOVE to feel his hair... just LOOK AT IT! So shiny & pretty. Ok, now my loins are going.

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Awww the rich kid wants to look poor...

I bet this douche LOVES taking photos of NYC landmarks at odd angles. Yes Jake, that makes you an arteest *eyeroll*

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Damn, his hands are definitely an off putting aspect. That and he's probably dead short, ewwwww.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:05pm.
Fuck you guys. My hands are small but my dick is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!
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I'll be the judge of that, young man.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 3:01pm.

Ok, the hands....you know that sketch on SNL with the singing sisters? The one where Kristen Wiig has actual baby hands?
Yeah, that one.
hahaha

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Hahhahaha Oh My God, I remember that skit. Hilarious. That's when I first started to notice Wig...

Fuck you guys. My hands are small but my dick is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!

No Donkey, siiiiick. Fuck Chelsea, and her insipid muscle gays. They are the biggest joke in NYC.

i think he lives on the upper west side. i just saw him buying lottery tickets at the local bodega near my apartment on 77th & columbus. he was with a girl (maybe his sister?) and dustin was outside on the phone.

jgm22

Ok, the hands....you know that sketch on SNL with the singing sisters? The one where Kristen Wiig has actual baby hands?
Yeah, that one.
hahaha

I could almost get behind you on this one, but douchey vampire movie? NOOO thank you. He hangs with the wrong crowd.

Not to mention the totally stupid t-shirt (you called it!) and tattoos..

PASS!

Why cant 28 year old guys wear sneakers??

He does have excellent hair and does look like the missing Jonas. I imagine he's very hairy.

But I'm very concerned about this ripped shirt.

Also, this could have been tagged, "eyebrow situation", because he's got some great ones.

He is one pretty bitch iffin' I do say so myself.

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 2:27pm.
The thing is...he would normally look like a typical dirty East Village hipster, except that (aside from the torn tee) he actually looks clean, and he has nice, clear features and skin. Even the hair, while long, is styled and does not look greasy. Most of them look like you can fry an egg in their pores. Barf.

Riki, are you a Chelsea homo?

Although, I do agree about the typicsl East Village queen looking like they crawled out of a Crisco container used as an ashtray.

I love when MK has Crushes.

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