Friday, July 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 23rd!
Madonna keeps a firm grip on Jesus. - Youri
Runners-up:
A Modern Day Lazzarus Story: Jesus raises the dead once again!! - Sketts
Not such an odd coupling when you think about it, both had whores wash their feet. - Provolone
Rourke puts the "mess" in Messiah. - Plecostomus
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Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
What did I win??? A date with Michael?
Congrats, funny sluts! Those are great! :O)
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Contrats to all the winners! Youri, Sketts, Provy, and Plecostomus!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Youri should be knighted for that - love it!!!
Very very funny. Congrats to all!!
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Is this real life?
Youri was a clear winner!
Congrats to all!!! :D
Congratulations everyone!! Good ones!
Congrats to all the winners!
lol Pleco!
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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...
Hahahaha Youri! Congratulations Sketts, Provy, and Plecostomus!
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Black Tambourine
Hahaha! Congrats Youri. WTG, to all the winners and ev1 else that made me laugh. That was a great CT!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Congrats Youri, Sketts, Provy, and Pleco!!
Brilliant, as always....
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
HA! Love the winner! Congrats, Youri!
And congrats too to my fellow bridesmaids Sketts and Provy. Now let's hurl the bouquet of grenades at the winner!
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Bottom-feeder.
"my face was supposed to look like this NOT this"-Mickey says to his plastic surgeon as he points to the jesus statue
I piddy da fool that tries to thrown down me and my Jesus action figure.
Mickey, Jesus may love you but he can't save you from your face...
As "Passion of the Christ" sequel is announced - "Compassion for the Wrestler" keeps story under wraps but co-stars share some "brotherly love".
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
Why do I get the feeling it takes batteries ?
Not to be outdone by Richard Gere, Mickey Rourke frantically tries to find some Vaseline.
Unable to date pop star Madonna, Rourke purchased what he assumed was a statue of aging diva, which he sodomizes daily.
Unrelated story: Rourke's former pet burning in hell for reasons not clear with roommate named Adolf.
stop in the name of fug ... before you bust my chops
Seriously, who's fast is more plastic?
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
When Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon told him that they were going to have to have a "come to Jesus," Mickey took it literally.
"Whaddya' mean, Loki isn't gonna' be canonized? I'm tellin' ya, the lil' guy anointed both of us while we were standing together in the garden!"
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Look what jesus just bought at a yard sale!
I don't care if rains or freezes...long I got my big,heavy,ceramic Jesus on the dashboard of my car.
I like to think of Jesus with Micky Rourke...because i like to party, and i like my Jesus to party...
Mickey Rourke tried to ask Jesus if all dogs go to Heaven, which Jesus replied, 'no, but your mug has sure gone to Hell.'
"My plan is almost complete. Soon, my gift to St. Patrick's Cathedral will be on display and millions of people will be praying to .... the ashes of Loki!!!! Today NYC... tomorrow the Vatican.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......."
Leave it to Mickey to get the last bottle of Frangelico.
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Add some vodka and you'll have a Mel Gibson.
Preparing for the second coming of Loki.
I want this Jesus guy's hairstyle. Get started with those extensions!
Wait, Mickey wants to remake the Scarlet Letter with Jesus as Hester?
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Why do you think you take a HO to a HOtel!
And Oscar wept.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Christ on a crackhead!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
A deleted scene from 9 1/2 Weeks:
"I just pulled this out of Kim Basinger's twat..."
Mickey quipped to paps as he checked into the Bali Hilton, "My neighbors are gonna' die when they see I stole their garden gnome and brought it with me to Indonesia."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Auditions for "Pope of Greenwich Village II" Err...we'll call you , Mickey .........
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Until they get right with Jesus.
It's always gonna be
Sour grapes with you, boy,
It's not a stigmata, his eyes are bleeding from looking at Mickey Rourke.
What would Jesus do? Gag like the rest of us. Have you seen Rourke's face close up?
Full of grace and plastic face!
Jesus juiced?
Mickey Rourke shows how prepped he is to audition for Dogma II, by living 24/7 with the Buddy Christ.
Jesus Saves, Mickey Don't Bathe
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"