Friday, July 24th 2009

Would You Hit It?

Or should I ask, "Would you Nair it?" So...

This is Adrian Grenier taking the baby beaver hiding in his ass crack for a little dip in Miami yesterday! You know, a little fur in the ass alley never bothered me. It gives you something to do when he's hitting it from the front. You can give him a french braid down there or even split 'em into pig tails if you want to give his ass that "naughty schoolgirl" look. And during those cold winter nights, his butt hair can keep your fingers warm and toasty. But if he wants you to toss that salad (with extra butt pube noodles), you better do a dingle check first!

Posted by: Michael K


Bossy's picture

This guy looks like a caveman, I don't see what people see in him. I just see hair, hair, hair be it on his head, eyebrows, body.

udontknow's picture

He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.

suzanita's picture

its bruce bitch...

YES YES YES YES YES......

By the way...this is the cable actor from the previous i guess you guess...

LuLu Fitz's picture

He always looks dirty and not in the sexy way.

joe shmoe's picture

It depends what I planned to do with his hairy arsehole. Chances are, not much.

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scisan60's picture

People with acne on their backs are the ones who go to the gym, sweat, and dont shower. They get in their cars go home and shower...giving the skin time to percolate with sweat.....I know because I treat these people....if you sweat under clothing you must shower within the hour.

I would bury my face so far in that hairy hole you'd have to get a crowbar to pry my out.

Down with metro; up with retro!

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Clarisse's picture

Hit it? With an epilady!!

One should NEVER have a treasure trail leading to ones asshole!!! EWWW!

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ChasingSatanAway's picture

The ass bush kind of kills it for me :(
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Toothy Tile's picture

He looks like the Geico caveman. And WTF is he drinking in that second pic? Kool-Aid?

mikidais's picture

Love the bacne. Get some Clearasil dumbshit.

I wouldn't hit that douche. And, the midget Eric and the ugly Dillon brother. I would fuck Turtle, though. His stock just went up since he's dating Meadow Soprano.

TexnDoc's picture

<"you better do a dingle check first!">

Writing down THAT future "Caption This" sure-fire win (or place) phrase.
Like Faulkner or Hemingway, I'm sure Michael K is flattered to be quoted.

No Words's picture

I have never found Adam Grenier hot...never, never, never. In fact, he rather turns my stomach. So...no.

Reeter's picture

Maybe after a few drinks.

CORNDOG's picture

Eww no way. The hair isn't that bad but the zits make me throw up in my mouth.

I just threw up a little. Thanks for nothing! He's got pretty eyes, but so does Todd Palin...Never mind, Mr. ex-Alaska governor is actually kinda hot if he doesn't speak.

bensucks's picture

I've seen this guy many times and his only attractive feature are his eyes, that's it! He seems like a total douchebag too.

Creepella's picture

A hairy back makes me sick and a hairy ass makes me sicker. I would hit him with a bottle of Nair right between his hairy eyebrows.

MamaRobyn's picture

Or is that a mojito? I want that too.

MamaRobyn's picture

Never mind that! Give me his gin and tonic!

madam ex's picture

AG was a tenant in my girlfriends moms brownstone. He didnt stay long, had to go back to Cali for his show. Only stood 2 months, but paid a lovely rent.

BUST-A-NUT's picture

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

SpiceDong's picture

this guy is just blah front and back...don't see the appeal...and this season of Entourage so far has been BOOOORING!

Richiegay's picture

So do most of the people here believe sheared beaver is the way to go? He looks nice to me, b'acne and all.I'd hit and hit it, and he has such a sweet personality, how can you all be hattin' so much? One thing though, cancer men have a tendency to get fat as they age (think Merv Griffin) keep an eye on the calories Vincent Chase.

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

RobRedstone's picture

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are his ass beaver and Kate Gosselin's beaver head in cahoots?

GoTexan40mg's picture

Sadly I would hit it.. take the morning after pill.. and hit it again. *hangs head low*

LolaBella's picture

Forget his furry ass, his arm-pit hair is terrifying!

Sadly, yes, I'd hit it...in the dark all night long.

Hysteria's picture

I have never seen such a hairy ass in my life. Yech.

Weird that his whole back isn't hairy too.

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yucko's picture

You know, he is WAAAY less hairy than you'd think he'd be from looking at just his face. I'd much rather deal with a little ass hair than a full-on manbear. But I'm totally not attracted to this guy even with his shirt on.

boxerdude's picture

not only would i hit that, but i would toss that salad so hard the hair would come right off.

Bowchickawawa's picture

He does nothing for me. I don't mind the hair but the b'acne should be dealth with. I understand it is difficult to see or reach on one's own, but he has enough money to go to a dermatologist or see an esthetician on a regular basis to clear that shit up. My experience with men that have the triangle of hair at the small of their backs, is that as they age, they aquire hair on the back of the shoulders, the base of the neck and scattered all around the back. That's in his future for sure. Since I am being so catty, I may as well say that he needs to hit a gym!! He doesn't have to be ripped but the soft/skinny/pasty white/scrawny thing is not attractive.

DeeDee's picture

I think Proactiv has it's new spokeperson.

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Rican35's picture

I think he's a cutey. What takes some of that cute away is the fact that everywhere you are he seems to be there too. Doesn't he like the alone time?

dollyface's picture

Thank you, ISMU - now I can invite my peeps to our wedding over the phone, ha ha!

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Newportjoey's picture

You know, Errol Flynn has a beaver ass just like that.....thought you'd wanna know....Love, Blanche Hudson......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Romy's picture

BARF at that story!

Snarf's picture

Hell to the NO! Dosen't the silly boy know that (hairy) crack is whack?

dreadpiratecuervo's picture

Awww, my boyfriend's got the hairy crack like that. I'd take a hairy ass over a waxed ass on a man any day. But I wouldn't hit Vinnie Chase. I'm pretty sure stupid is contagious.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

dollyface- It's gren-yay

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dollyface's picture

Adrien Grenier? I would hit that in a plane. I would hit that on a train. I'd hit that with all the hair. I would hit that anywhere!

You'd think I would know how to pronounce his name though...is it GreNEER or Gre-niay?

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Race Bannon's picture

In the 7th thumbnail he looks like the Geico Caveman.

chowgirl69's picture

GROSS!!! Think of the will-nots! I wouldn't hit it even with someone elses vagina.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I have one of those at home. But he's better looking, has impecable hygeine and isn't a tardknocker.

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suckandfuck's picture

Fuck you guys. I have Jungle ass and bacne and I have sex never OH GOD I'M UGLY.

letinstar's picture

adrien is gross coming and going...
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TheBreakdown's picture

Ass fur + backne = not hittable!

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ChiChiMarie's picture

Hell yeah I'd hit it.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

That ass (the person and his butt) is fucking disgusting. And are that zits on his back?
Gag-o-rama!!

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Pers's picture

Pass.
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