The Wino Is Not Guilty!
The case of the dancer versus the slap happy crackie has come to an end! As expected, the judge declared Amy Wino "not guilty" of whoopin' a trick last year. The Sun says that when the verdict was read, Wino just shrugged and sat there. Wino knew that under the Pete Doherty Law, all famous crackies can do no wrong in the eyes of the court! Yup, get yourself a hit record, puff some of the bad shit and slappity slap slap to your heart's content!
The judge told the court: "Having heard the evidence from all the witnesses, I cannot be sure that this was not an accident. The charge is dismissed and the defendant discharged." Why did he have to use the words "defendant discharged" together like that? I was planning on having spaghetti with chunky meat sauce and sun-dried tomatoes for dinner and now I'm going to have to pass.....
Apparently, Wino didn't really move once everyone started to leave the court room. Wino sat there confused until one of her lawyers had to tell her ass that she was free to smack hos again. Outside of the court, Wino told reporters, "I'm relieved. I'm going home to freebase Cheerios."
Wino may be relieved, but cheeks and eyeballs all over the UK aren't. I'm telling you. If you ever make eye contact with Wino, you better just get ahead of yourself and call for an ambulance, because you will need one in a quick minute. YAY!
And here's Wino looking like a business woman from Transylvania walking to work (she keeps a pair of Easy Spirit heels in her desk drawer).
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How long can B2B be recycled, repackaged and regurgitated as new material? Oh yeah, just like Winehouse and her tired old punk rock/rebel/hellraiser/party girl/superhuman substance abuser/mental patient schtick. Winehouse's PR needs to step it up a notch. Yawn.
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Off the smack, off the charges. Now she just needs a new muse to get off on... so he can dump her and inspire her to write a NEW FUCKING ALBUM!! Srsly, my Back To Black is getting callouses.
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I think little wino gained some weight in St Lucia. Of course by smoking ganja she must have had the munchies something terrible. This is a much more healthy drug for her than crack.
Her face is filled out and her clothes look too tight. She actually looks somewhat healthy, for a change.
hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!
She's channeling Patsy Stone in that first pic. Although I'm not so sure Patsy would be caught dead in ballet slippers....not unless they were Lacroix of course.
Those are new slippers. I think she has a lifetime supply.
At least the slippers are clean
talk about Capt Obvi
In the fourth thumbnail Wino's bodyguard is like:
"I can't believe this rancid fucking drug addict makes more money than I do."
There's nothing worse than an ill-fitting suit.
Will someone please, please, PLEASE buy this bitch some regular SHOES for fuck's sake?!?!?!!!!
She continues to looks better . Team Wino.
Love the side-eye the black dude is giving her in pic #4.... You can almost hear him thinking "This is what my fucking life has come to?"
two points for slap happy crackie! HA!
I wish she would dump that stoopid fucking wig.
yeah you won girl!woohoo, it's all about the benjamins $$$$$
i always get a case of the giggles looking at her.... to have those matchstick legs, beehive hair, and that bloated tum like she has worms...I do have some of her songs on the Ipoon ( typo stays) so I can't hate too much...
Submitted by chelsea4eva on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:49am.
Another prime example of how the UK's judicial system fails
Yeah, because the US system is sooo much better, that is why OJ got away with murder, CB didn't go to jail, and MJ was declared Innocent.
Is not a question of which country but how famous the person is.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Another prime example of how the UK's judicial system fails, how come all celebrities get away with it? Just look at Peter Doherty and Stephen Gerrard (soccer player), I've seen their despicaple behaviour in the rat book and I'm totally disgusted. Please someone set her on fire!
how to become a cliche of oneself.....and ones own hairdo.
Yeah yeah i know she is an amazing singer. Billy Holiday was at deaths door most her life but always did decent hair. Even Whitney at her worst did joined up hair!!!!
Her hair is my beef.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I heart the Wino.
Damn straight!
Yeah, peroxide fringe wins!
She'll be back on court soon....heard someone's getting divorced...
i can't help it...i love this ho. lol those slippers and the cig. and the strut.
i can't help it...i love this ho. lol those slippers and the cig. and the strut.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Classy, the handless smoke is a nice touch.
This chick is a 20 piece away from another melt down
Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:13am.
I never trust a woman without a purse.
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She carries everything in her crackhive.
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Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:13am.
I never trust a woman without a purse.
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I never trust one with a tuck job.
*Raises eyebrow, looks at the dlisted "ladies".
I never trust a woman without a purse.
She may be innocent, but she still looks like she doesn't smell very nice.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:02am.
NitWitty:
You might as well beat me with the crackpipe like a runaway slave because this weekend, I'm gonna dur' it.
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LOL! Nevah evah beat your funny ass! Careful, that shit'll mess you up. Stick to the ganga, my friend.
@Nanners! LMAO! Zing!
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:46am.
If the ballet slippers don't fit, you must acquit!!
hahaha.
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NitWitty:
You might as well beat me with the crackpipe like a runaway slave because this weekend, I'm gonna dur' it.
Amy Winehouse (crack) rocks!
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the judge took one look at wino's court clothes and decided right then and there..."ACQUIT" !
the pearls are a nice touch too...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:57am.
You sluts can say whatever but I am personally celebrating the emancipation of Crackie!
*puff*
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Making and emancipation proclomation so early in the ayem, Triston? Don't forget to pass!
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She’s not exactly a Virginia Slims model…but “You’ve come along way, baby.”
And she’s got her power bump it on today.
@Nanners: hahaha…
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You sluts can say whatever but I am personally celebrating the emancipation of Crackie!
*puff*
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Good for Wino! She is looking very clean and confident these days.
I think her shoulder pads fell into her bra.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Rikki Lake rocked that hair style/color much better in Hairspray.
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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...
Oh she's guilty.... OF BEING HAWT! * rubs one out*
Business woman from Transylvania...hahaha, love it MK.
Something about this picture just isn't quit right...lets see, could it be the slippers, or maybe the suit that doesn't really fit, or perhaps the big bee hive hair...or maybe even the ciggy hanging out of her mouth. Hmmm, I give up, just can't pin point it.
With the long hair, she's kind of reminding me of Leela from Futurama.
Crackies get away with everything over there!
Damn right!
If the ballet slippers don't fit, you must acquit!!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
WINO WINS!!!
I absolutely ADORE that smug look of satisfaction on her face. "Up YOURS, bitches! I'm OUTTA here!"
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