I'm Not A Stupid Slut, I Just Play One In Real Life
Do you hear that? It's music coming from a teeny tiny violin inside Parasite Hilton's crab den. Yes, she has her own mini-orchestra down there. Wonky's crotch crustaceans are a talented bunch. Yes, they are. ANYWAY, the violin music is playing, because she's queefing that whole "I'm not dumb and I'm not a slut" song again.
When talking about the "character" she created, Parasite said: "In a way it's good, but I also don't want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that. I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that. I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy. I have to worry about people thinking I'm a slut and thinking I'm something that I'm not."
Every story I've heard from hos in the trenches about Paris are the same. They all say, "She really is dumb" and "She really is a slut." In fact, in some countries, "dumb slut" translates into Paris Hilton. And as a proud dumb slut myself, there's nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop moaning about how she's like Princess Diana and embrace her dumb slutiness. Or stop being such a dumb slut and prove otherwise!
Source: E! Online
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How long can you pretend to be something before you become it?
"I also don't want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead."
Then stop bleaching your hair!!!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Those quotes are several months old.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
How old is this boil? Human years.
You know what I don't think she's a slut. I think she's an idiot. The kind of stupid chick that falls for me when they try to get you into bed by saying they love you. The guy who recorded her stupid ass probably used the line "if you loved me you'd do it" and like a dumb twat she did. She'll also fall for lines like "I'll get blueballs and die" or "you can't get crabs if I pull out".
I think she's a prude and I'm not sure why guys screw her (publicity?) but I have heard that she's crap in bed.
She also said she doesn't give blowjobs (I haven't seen her video), again what kind of a guy would want a girl like that? But I guess they're the kind (by that I mean skeezers) who screw her but have a chick on the side who does them right.
So the fact that she's crap in bed and lays there like a log, doesn't give blowjobs and probably makes them go soft by using that whiny baby voice, is the reson her ass is single.
Oh and the STD's don't help.
Why won't she just DIE ALREADY?
Dumb and cute don't age well. Dumb, badly-surgeried, herpes-ridden, and useless age even worse.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I think of all the pathetic PH clones out there who's dumb slut lives hold ZERO financial payoff.At least she hauls in a paycheck for her upward failure.Those hands...wow.
Paris Hilton's entire constitution is based on the movie 'Earth Girls are Easy'. Only she never figured out it was a comedy.
mk, why must you torture us with Parasite, Hohan sightings...this skank is by far the most despised, her internal ugliness and massive stupidity are truly awe inspiring...she must take that show on the road to the local mental wards ..only a comatose void of a person can handle her disgustingness...did I tell you today how much I hate her...if not, TRUST ME, I REALLY, REALLY HATE PARASITE...
She's very Princess Diana obsessed. It's really funny to me after years of ridicule she still brings her up interview after interview.
Submitted by Harry on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:03pm.
Don't worry Paris, some of us had it figured out all along. We are old enough to remember Marilyn Monroe, and she played basically the same type of character. She was smart and savvy, but she played the airhead blond to comical perfection, and she was so good-looking and likable that, guess what, you liked her. It's plain that you have played a similar character in many ways, but we know that that's not all there is to you.
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You blaspheme for comparing Paris to Marilyn Monroe! A major standout difference is that nobody cares for this Godless Jezebel "Paris Hilton", and Monroe is still revered decades after her death. I have other things I'd like to say to you, but I cannot because I am a good Christian. I will be praying for your soul!
Thanks for hating this useless slag almost as much as I do.
Dumb. Slut. Looks like an ostrich.
Don't worry Paris, some of us had it figured out all along. We are old enough to remember Marilyn Monroe, and she played basically the same type of character. She was smart and savvy, but she played the airhead blond to comical perfection, and she was so good-looking and likable that, guess what, you liked her. It's plain that you have played a similar character in many ways, but we know that that's not all there is to you.
Paris Hilton looks up to Princess Diana? Um, OK. Because Diana totally sucked cock on film..... *rolls eyes*
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Perhaps she should stay home & out of the spotlight for about a month??? Or 10?
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Paris is not a slut, she just takes other women's sloppy seconds.
Whenever is see her now I think of that picture of her boyfriend rubbing his thumb on her clit in some bar in Paris while all these people at the club are looking on. While she not exactly ugly by any means, that picture just grossed the shit out of me and I'm a porn hound that loves all thing Clitty!
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WHEN will someone kill her already? I would, but I won't do well in prison.
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Paris darling maybe you should try taking that trip to Africa that you wanted to take soooo much becuase your such a kind caring wonderful person but had to cancel because of .. what was it now??.. oh right you wanted to get out of going to jail. But yeah try fulfilling that promise dumb slut bitch.
My computer got some growth on it now
thanks a lot you effing slut
That's how i roll
Touche! MK
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
she is stupid and skanky but so are those who watch her shows, buy her products and pay to go to parties hosted by her...if people ignored her, did not pay a penny for anything with her name, or stopped reporting on her in news and blogs she would dissapear from pop culture in a matter of days. The public is fickle...So as long as she is still considered "news" (that has to stop) despite all the negative comments and publicity she will still be "in demand".
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
And, she dumped Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos because they, and their families, weren't good enough for her.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Her hands are so boney!
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Dumb slut doth protest too much.
I hate this vile waste of skin more than all other celebutards combined. Yes Big-Beak, YOU.ARE.A.DUMB.SLUT!!! Deal with it.
She is a boring piece who never ever has anything interesting, intelligent or illuminating to say. That is all.
How often is she going to rehash the whole "the dumb, slutty blonde is just a character I created, it's not me". Bitch, you've had how many years in the spotlight and that's all we've ever seen. I think the real Paris is the mean assed cunt from the Paris Exposed videos where she's all racist and cunty and the Greasy Bear "firecrotch" rant where she is also mean and cunty. So instead of dumb and slutty we'll think of you as mean and cunty....better?
I heard she prefers someone order for her at resturants because she hates to read
Actions speak louder than words, Paris! Now, STFU and do something about yourself.
I 2nd that emotion Event Horizon.
The Larry King interview revealed her true self:
Dumb, air-head, bottled-blonde imbecile.
And heiresses usually have something to inherit. If memory serves me correctly, her grandfather cut her and her skank-kin off.
She's gonna have to whore out that tattered puss for at least another decade.
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I'd pay to see her at the opening of a woodchipper, but only if she promises to go inside.
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Paris Hilton can't even spell Princess Diana, how the hell is she going to become her?
Maybe she'll become her by dying in a few years. Wishful thinking.
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What uvula said.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:43am.
AMEN.
I would add that Princess Di was a dumb slut too, but she WAS smart enough to marry a prince, and to attach herself to charities that showed her in a favorable light.
No offense to Di. I'd slut around too if I found out my husband was cheating with horse-face Camilla from jump.
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Referencing 'Rescue Me"..... she is such a TWUNT!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:07am.
People who watch her shows and buy the tabloids are the ones that are dumb. Paris is actually smart and is making money off of them!
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No...her manager and agents are the smart ones...
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Someone punch her in the head so the tired old song she sings stops skipping in her head and then out of her bagina mouth.
She's a Hworess, she ain't no and never will be a Legit Cuntessa.
HAPPEH SLUTTYDAY BIRFDAY CRAZY!!!!!
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Just because she's making money doesn't mean she's smart. It means everyone who buys her shit and pays her to shake her crabs in clubs is as fucking stupid as she is. Making money by accident from being an enormously vadged diseased party whore doesn't equal brains. She is everything that is wrong with the world. She needs to be taken out.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
When this bitch can split an atom, expound on the Theory of Relativity or demonstrate that she can do basic long division, then (and only then) will I consider giving two shits about whatever else she has to say.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:13am.
Why does she have the hands of a 70 year old????
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I'm pretty sure she's also had the dick of a 70 year old, but grampa still isn't putting her back in the will.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Why does she have the hands of a 70 year old????
Awe . . . Wonky - it's okay. Here, why don't you drink this glass of milk (laced with cyanide) and take a nap and we'll, I mean, you'll feel all better.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:04am.
CHANGE THE GD POST!!!! I just had to Febreze my monitor !
LOL! I know - c'mon, MK!
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People who watch her shows and buy the tabloids are the ones that are dumb. Paris is actually smart and is making money off of them!
I'll never forget watching an interview of Donald Trump stating how intelligent she is and what an incredible business woman she is. Uggghhhh!
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