This Might Be A Health Hazard
Crank up the Alanis Morrissette, because there's something funny about White Oprah's favorite piggy bank, who weighs as much as a semi-wet stamp, making a signature milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night. Heh.
Now if this is an HONEST HoHan milkshake special (ingredients: Red Bull, crushed fentanyl pops, fake tan grease for color, a Slim Fast bar and dirty meth pop water - HOLD THE DIGNITY), then I'll order three cases! However, if HoHan is fakin' it by making a milkshake with ice cream and other ingredients that count as real food items, then order her a lifetime supply (send the bill to White Oprah's accountant aka The Curious Case of Ali Lohan).
And if you walk by Millions of Milkshakes today and see a giant FAIL MINUS sign from the health department in the window, you now know why.
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This girl should work in advertisement campaign :D
Marlena Bergrich
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:56pm
Ironically if someone looking the way Lindsay does in that photo interviewed for a job at Millions of Milkshakes, she probably wouldn't get hired.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Hee hee, GIG. I saw this one on another site. You wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.
http://tinypic.com/r/14uaq8y/3
As if any sane person would touch anything this scary-ass wreck was anywhere near.
Submitted by PSB on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:09am.
I just visited your site and would like to borrow this ,“Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw”. Hohan would have been a natural for this role.
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rexic wrinkle face...she better get some bovine poison shot in that mug stat
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The war isn't working.
In the 5th photo Lohan is channeling Pamela Lee Anderson, which is a problem because Pamela is 42.
These pix are sad. It's one thing to have a milkshake named after you-- quite another to have someone tie an apron onto you and tell you to step behind the counter and make said milkshake while they snap photos of you. Lohan's dressed for clubbing and probably wasn't expecting to be pressed into food service.
She has sunk so low and looks so high...
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club sugarscupid. c o m, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy!
I hope everyone enjoyed their "special" shakes with the long red hair & lice mix-ins...yum ================================================
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Call the health department and have them sterilize that place quickly!!
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what a washed up has been, LOL kinda sad if you think about it. wasn't heidi and spencer in this stupid place before? enough said.
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Health Hazard for sure! Look at thumbnail #5, she is SCRATCHING HER HEAD behind the counter!
That place needs fumigation immediately.
Why was she there? Will she show up at a Wallmart this weekend or at the ribbon cutting of a new Burger King? She still claims to be the hardest working person she knows. She doesn't do anything but shop, party, do drugs, and have sex. That's not work! For most people that's a fucking vacation from the real world!!
Every picture looks like she hasn't taken a bath in months. Her skin, hair, and teeth look so vile and dirty. She looks older than her mother most of the time.
And every picture is a pose. The 5th thumbnail is like an aging former starlette trying to get any cameraman's attention. GO AWAY!!
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Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 8:49pm.
Yes. I'll take two Skankshakes and a vanilla bone...I mean cone.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
They should call it a "Skankshake". Even that baby looks disgusted.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 3:38pm.
She looks like she's using jizz as her hair styling product.
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Uh huh. There's *something about Hohan.*
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Bugger me!,for a young woman of what?,23 years
old she looks,well,she looks OLD!
Poor love!
Tevness
3rd row, 3rd pic - looks really haggard. Scary rodent teeth too.
Dallas, isn't that what downward-sliding-but-not-insane-yet Shitney used to do? She'd hack off the bottom 3/4s of dresses, pants, whatever.
God I feel sorry for her. Look at the desperation in her face. She has totally hit rock bottom. What a miserable waste.
Stage and Pageant moms heed...you Can't get what you Didn't get through your kids. Burned out in your early 20's? Seriously?
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I looked at every one of the pics.........I'm horrified and she should be mortified! Why was the bottom of her dress cut all the around by scissors? To lazy to have it hemmed? LaLoca is in a dangerous downward spiral!
I scream, You scream, We all scream when we have to see saggy side boobs of a cracked out 23 year old!
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Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 5:41pm.
Her forehead is full of lines.
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If only she could snort them.
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Bottom-feeder.
She looks years older than she is. Her forehead is full of lines.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
She looks years older than she is. Her forehead is full of lines.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
The side boob in one of the thumbnails is horrifying! She's making milkshakes for chrissakes...WTF ever. I do feel kinda bad for her tho, I mean she is immature and silly, but I think she means well...she just has so many substance abuse problems and is really needy. She needs help and some cheeseburgers. REALLY!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I feel bad for linday lohan. Everyone hates her but to me she is obviously a mentally ill young woman.
She clearly has an eating disorder, several substance abuse problems, and probable borderline personality disorder.
Looking at her with her scrawny arm, bones popping out of her back making a milkshake like she is everyone else is just too ridiculous.
She is always putting her hand in her hair like she practiced the pose in the mirror and she is 12.
She's touching her hair while handling people's foodstuffs. Everyone will get mouth cooties.
Also, why would she go to a milkshake making event dressed like that? Something more casual would have been better.
I'm starting to feel really bad for Hohan. She doesn't seem like a bitch or anything, I don't think I've read one interview of hers where she cutting down her peers or whatever. I just think she made some really bad decisions and is suffering from very low self esteem. She needs a friend and a healthy diet and also some sleep.
Submitted by Mizzy on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 3:34pm.
She is way too thin. It is very sad.
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It is very sad. She looks like she has not slept for days.
It is apparent her family and friends refuse to acknowledge she has a problem, or if they do know, they are certainly not taking any steps to help her. Keep on milking the money cow till its dry.
If Hohan should survive herself - and I hope she does, if only because she's much too young to die - she will look back on this period, pictures included, and wonder to herself: what the hell was I thinking?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
She looks like she's using jizz as her hair styling product.
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My husband has a saying for gals like her:
"Rode hard and put away wet."
She could not be a better representation of that saying.
She is way too thin. It is very sad.
my mom is 54 and looks fresher than this bitch
five short years ago she was one of the most beautiful girls in hollywood. now she looks like a middle aged junkie someone pulled out of a gutter somewhere.
That has got to be the most pitiful thing in Hollywood today.
Too much of a train wreck going on there to watch.
But we'll watch. Oh, yes. We will watch.
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Why all the hooplah for a shake named after her? Wouldn't it have been more fitting to just grind up three hash brownies and some cough syrup and serve it in a Dixie cup?
That backbone! Looks exactly like that photo of Lara Flyn Boyle in a backless dress on the red carpet.
Someone really needs to intervene in this girl's life.
It's giving me a case of the sads. :/
SHe may be a total bitch...I don't know her, but still...no-one deserves to spiral down so rapidly. She needs help!
Everytime I see a pic of Hohan I always think the same thing, it never wavers. "That is one nasty chick"
$2 for an Ice Cream cone of plain as vanilla? RIP OFF.
She used to have a Chucky face now it's Fireman Bill.
Bitches who go there may find cokey boogers in their milkshakes! What a treat!
Bitch looks beat.
Rode hard and put away wet.
I just looked at every pic. How old is she? 25? I can't believe how wrinkled her face is. Her boobs even look saggy. She looks 20 years older than she is. Very sad!
I can't help but think some of her greasy hair fell in that shit