Spot The Glamorous Beauty!

She is awesome, a hot mix of Shauna and Pam Anderson...hehehe, I wouldn't drink her Magical Forest Margarita, too strong for my taste

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Eh this is one bandwagon I will NOT get on thank you. I will forever remain a H.P. Ho. Professor Snape is where it's at none of that gay ass vampire shit I mean really... sparkly vampires? wtf give me some richard roxborough van helsing dracula though and then I might hit it.

OMG, this is grotesque. It's bad enough that 13-year-olds are buying this crap wholesale ("Yes, I want a wimpy sparkly man to dominate me, stalk me and control every aspect of my life while I stand around doing nothing except worshiping him and hoping to have his little ravening vampire babies, OMG ELEVENTY!!!") but their moronic no-class mothers are in on it too? The future women of this country are DOOMED. What happened to the girls who thought Hermione from Harry Potter was a great role model (BECAUSE SHE IS)? When did girls (and women) reject Buffy as their hero?

I weep for this country. We're headed for Margaret Atwood territory for sure.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
The big revel is....dundunDUUUUN!

The Orphan isn't really a little girl, she's a full grown woman with a degenerative disease who's had a really fucked up life that has turned her irrevocably evil!!!

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So who plays her? Mary Kate or Ashley?

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

These women are in a puddle of pudding over the movie? Must not be gettin much love at home. I feel bad for their kids.

There are so many wonderful books out there that are beautiful, well written and classic that aren't being read because people like these losers can't see past their horny hormones or are trying to fit it with their daughter's crowd and they spend all their attention on Twilight.

Go to a bookstore and read something else! You will be amazed to find there are tons of books out there better than Twilight.

Submitted by Jaxon on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 5:25pm.
Can someone please tell me why these women scream? Why?
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The lambs will never stop screaming, Clarice.

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Bottom-feeder.

Can someone please tell me why these women scream? Why? Supposedly they are interested in the clip and they damn sure can't hear what the actors are saying while screaming at the top of their lungs. I swear if I was there (which would NEVER happen) I would deck the woman next to me if she screamed in my ear like that. It just irritates the crap out of me.

These people are retarded.

In that second thumbnail is that chick gettin' all emotional over a movie segment? She looks like that crazy ass girl who lost her shit when she saw the Jonas Brothers. Anyone remember that? Damn.

I think that ol' drunk cougar would be fun to party with.

"WhiteWineSpritzerAtNooni-Mom"-mk

mk u are so damn funny.

ps. tmz is stealing ur eyebrow fetish.
perez tries to wite like u, but FAILS.

E.H., if you just fucking revealed the end of Orphan for real, and if what you wrote is true, that is seriously an annoying as fuck thing to do. I wanted to see that movie without knowing the ending. Way to go.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

i still don't get it.

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:30pm.

Did you see "Benjamin Button"? If so, did you like it? I know it didn't get great reviews, but I really liked it and thought Brad did a really good job.

** Off topic....sorry

Wow Hayden Paniterrerrrerere....(?) sure has aged a lot since Heroes wrapped earlier this year.

I volunteer at the local library once a week
(don't judge, I'm giving back to my community) and I have to call all the people who have books on reserve. I swear, every time this book is on one, its a mom getting it for herself. The screams of happiness when I say their book is in is just fucked up.

I don't get it, I'm a mom, and I don't do these weird things, nor do I have mom jeans and shit.

Okay, my Shia fetish doesn't count. LOL

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 2:02pm.
I would proudly stand shoulder to shoulder with any of these classy ass bitches...just don't speak to me when we are in public, ok?

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Bawahaaaa I almost spit my drink on my computer.

OMG She looks just like my best friend's mum. Same big [fake] blonde hair, same "tan" (the kind not out of a bottle but George Hamilton-esque), except she's probably not 5'2 (because she's half Aisan) and wears those old school wooden Candies heels that give her a 4 inch boost with her thousand dollar Louis handbags and skirts that look like they come out of the Juniors section because she's so small those are the kinds of clothes that fit her. She's also missing the mini teacup chihuahua (yes Legally Blonde is her favorite movie) and teeny tiny convertible (forgot what they're called).

Sad and pathetic. You could spend the rest of your life reading great literature and never exhaust your options, and these mental midgets are not only bothering to read this shitty assault on paper, but they are getting this worked up and fanatical about it? So scary and gross.

For normal peeps, this must be one of the rings of hell

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

All right you judgemental sluts! I have stood by idle while you smear every Twighlight-mom's good name.
I would proudly stand shoulder to shoulder with any of these classy ass bitches...just don't speak to me when we are in public, ok?

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

rotten_egg on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:55pm.

No problem. :) If such thing happens we might as well build a military-style perimeter with guard dogs, spike wire fences, minefields and machine guns. We know the twihards are raging zombies
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:D

Okay have a good weekend all.

-"Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:38pm."

No problem. :) If such thing happens we might as well build a military-style perimeter with guard dogs, spike wire fences, minefields and machine guns. We know the twihards are raging zombies.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:41pm.

That may very well be the longest commenter post in the history of dlisted. :)"

I aim to please. :)
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
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Hey DD...see that's sweet, not psycho.

The last movie my dad took me to was E.T. I think I was about 11....he acted like he had something in his eye at the end of it. ;)

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

I saw a grown up woman on the train reading one of the Twillight books. I just shook my head. Sad cow.. Harry Potter I just about get. Twilight should be forbidden for anyone over 18.

The big revel is....dundunDUUUUN!

The Orphan isn't really a little girl, she's a full grown woman with a degenerative disease who's had a really fucked up life that has turned her irrevocably evil!!!

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)**********(_¨`·.·´¨_)**********(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)

*Dont think too much just bust that thick*

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:40pm.

OnT: Helloooo, it's a teen movie ladies. I would've died if my mother had acted this way over The Lost Boys.
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My dad took my to see "The Lost Boys". He was so annoyed by all the teenage girls in the theater. He kept getting up to "go the the bathroom." I'm sure he smuggled in a flask and was drinkin' in the lobby.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:41pm.

That may very well be the longest commenter post in the history of dlisted. :)

"Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:38pm.

ISMU, Creepella, Rotten egg, I love papa smurf:

Thanks for your imput. Thought a group of fans was going to come in and attack me with torches and pitchforks."

Just remember the phrase: Hakuna Matata.
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For the person who asked. Here's the JC story and the original blog posting I wrote in 2005. Trust me, this shit was written back in my middle school/high school transition and it sucks major ass. Still better than "Twilight: though:

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Digital, digital get down..... just you and me!
Current mood: happy

So, I was cleaning my room today. Throwing out junk that I didn't need anymore and things like that. Well, I was searching in an old school folder that I had in High School (I think in the my freshman or sophomore year) and found a story that I had started writing. After a hellish couple of weeks, this brought a huge smile to my face, so I wanted to share it with you. Trust me, it is lame reading it now, and it shows that I had a huge crush on J.C. from 'N Sync, but enjoy....

"J.C. you know that I do like you a lot, but I don't feel that this relationship is going anywhere. I just don't want to be together anymore." J.C. looked up at his now-exgirlfriend in show. The two of them had been together for almost two years and J.C. thought that this was the one. He was in love, and he wanted the whole world to know. He looked up at her, hands in his pocket clutching a 14 karat gold 2 ct. diamond ring. "J.C. are you listening to me? What is wrong with you?" He looked up at her. "Listen Melanie, I thought that this relationship was going great. And you spring this on me two days before the tour starts? How do you think I was going to take this?" "Look, I am so sorry. Please, please forgive me. I don't want to...I never ment to hurt you." "You didn't mean to hurt me?" J.C. turned looking straight ahead. He slowly began to walk way. "J.C. please don't hate me." Melanie looked down - a tear streaming down her face. "I never wanted to make you cry." J.C. stopped walking, turned to Melanie with tears in his eyes. "You never wanted to make me cry, huh?" He paused and took his hands out of his pockets pulling our the ring. He walked towards her and handed her the ring. "I have no use for this now. Take it. Do whatever you want with it." She took the ring and began to say something. "What every you have to say Melanie, forget it." He turned and walked away, leaving Melanie alone on the roof top of St. Andrews Church. Thinking in his head about how he wanted to forget this night. ******************************************
"You look so great. I can't believe that you are getting married!" A young lady in her early 20s shouted. "Oh, Caitlin dear, you look so good in my necklace." A five foot, two inch woman rose up. She was about 23 and was about to marry the love of her life. "It's beautiful isn't it mom? I love it. Ok, so lets check out the check list. I have my wedding dress, of course. Something blue, my eyes." She laughs. "Something borrowed, thanks mom and my lace band. We have everything." She began to look down. "Oh come on Caitlin, chill out. Please do not get cold feet. You're getting married and I'm your bridesmaid. And I know that you did not want to waste my time by coming down from Canada." "Damn Katherine! This day isn't about you. It is about me, but since you are the youngest by two damn minutes you always make it seem like it is about you." Katherine stood up in a rage. She walked up to Cailtin and stood up face to face from her. Katherine was about six inches taller than Cailtin. She had brown hair and eyes and was always considered the baby of the family. "Now girls, please stop. Caty is right. This is her wedding day. You had yours last year Katie. Please, now let's go outside. The ceremony will be beginning in a minute or so. Katherine helped Caitlin pick up the train of her dress. He train was about two feet long that completed her $2,000 wedding dress with the vail. They walked to the front of the church. The doors swung open and Caitlin began to walk down the church isle. Hundreds of people were starting at her and all she was thinking about was not to trip over her dress. She reached the end of the isle and took her fiance's hand. "Ok, here we go," she thought. The ceremony went smoothly. Caitlin and her fiance, now husband Kevin, had beautiful speeches prepared. They never looked happier. "Now before I introduce this couple of God in front of all of you this evening, are there any objections to this joining?" The minister looked around waiting for a couple of seconds. Caitlin knew that it was finally time to announce the new couple. "Ok, since there are no objections, we now..." "Wait!" The whole crowd looked at the bridesmaid Katherine in disbelief. Cailtin turned to her and asked, "What are you doing?" Katherine dropped her bouquet of flowers and moved towards Caitlin. "Ok, look. I don't want to hurt you, but I have to tell you something about Kevin." "You couldn't tell me this earlier? Please, can't this wait? I'm getting married right now." "No, I have to tell you now!" "Listen," Kevin said. "Whatever you have to say can wait! You're been butting into Caty's life since you were born. Just let her be happy!" Caitin began to move closer to Kevin's tall and handsome figure and looked into his deep dark brown eyes. "Thanks sweetie. This is why I love you so much!" "Caitlin, please listen to me. Kevin is not who you think he is!" "Who do you think I think him as?" "A guy who is only true to you. Because I know damn well that he is not!" "Katherine Anne Montgomery! This is absurd. I thought we took care of this. There would be no fighting or interrupting the ceremony," shouted their mother. "Mom, please let me tell Caty this, please!" She walked towards Caitlin and grabbed her hands and moved her away from Kevin. "Last night, Kevin was drunk and.." "We can't hear you Katie! I mean, I would like to know exactly what I did that you had to tell Caitlin so much about," said Kevin in an angry tone. "How did you exactly know that you did something?" "I just assumed." Katherine walked to the center of the alter. "Fine you want me to tell everyone?" Kevin nodded. "Here I go. Last night, Kevin was drinking at his bachelor's party and I met up with him and helped him to his room. She turned from the crowd and looked right at Caitlin. "He forced me into his room and we did it. I didn't want to, but he was just so forceful and I..." "That is a lie!" He rushed over to Caitlin to console her, but she pushed away. She slowly walked down to the center of the isle to the alter. She looked down at her hand and looked at her so-called engagement ring. She slid it off her hand and holding the ring in her hand, she walked back over to Kevin and grabbed his hand. "Kevin, my sister would never lie to me the way you did. Here, take this!" She slammed the ring in his hand and ran down the isle way to the two big doors she entered before. She pushed them open hard. Outside in the hallway she grabbed a char and pushed it against the dors. She turned quickly and she slammed right into J.C. "I am so sorry. I just... I...." "Don't worry about it. It is quite alright." He stood up. "Oh, are you ok? You look so...so.." "Awful?" "That's it!" Caitlin shouted. J.C. smurked a little bit. "Yeah, and I feel that way too. And what about you? You look so.." "Pissed! And my bum hurts." They both smiled and J.C. extended his hand to Caitlin and helped her up. "I'm J.C. Chasez." Caitlin looked up at him and said, "I'm Caitlin Montgomery. Again, I am so sorry." He laughed. "It is alright, trust me." Cailtin began to turn and walk away, but J.C. stopped her. "Listen Caitlin. How about, since we both had a pretty shitty day we go out and get a bite to eat." "You hardly know me and..." "Caty, please come her. I need to talk to you," shouted Kevin. "Who's that?" Caitlin looked at J.C. and said, "My ex-fiance. Look, let's go. I don't want to talk to him." She grabbed J.C.'s hand and pulled him towards her. "Let's go!" J.C. and Cailtin finally arrived at her restaurant after a long and exhausting drive. They never said a word to each other during the drive. "He we are," she said. "Where are we?" "We're here at my restaurant. Caty's was a building expense for the beginning of my life. I thought I would bring you here for a nice home cooked meal." J.C. took off his seat belt and turned to look at her. "Thanks, I know I will enjoy this meal." He smiled at her and she saw from the corner of her eye. She took off her seat belt and got out of her Kia Rio and walked to the front door of Caty's. She turned to J.C. who was still and the car and shouted, "Are you coming?" She entered the restaurant and J.C. finally got out of the car. He walked into the restaurant and felt a '50s vibe. "I like what you did to the place." "Thanks, I like it too. Hey, why don't you grab a menu and figure out what you want. I am going to change out of this and start the grill."
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And, that is all I wrote. I don't know why I stopped it. It is an ok story. I always wanted to know if Caitlin and J.C. hooked up or if they got down digitally. The world may never know... And as I close this blog for the night, I can't help but laugh at the fact that I actually posted this. It is a little embarrassing and frankly, I am probably not going to hear the last of this, but whatever. If I were you, I'd bring up the fact that I purchased 'Stop, or my mom will shoot!' at Wal-Mart today.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:37pm.
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Good - glad to hear it!

I'm good as well - thanks - finally getting the ball rolling to get things sorted out/finalized (phew).

OnT: Helloooo, it's a teen movie ladies. I would've died if my mother had acted this way over The Lost Boys.

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:38pm.
Migraine...gawd, girl, you are absolutely right. Plus I just asked It to reveal the ending on OP.
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Oh hunny, you played right into it's hands.

That's Ok, I have some Purell for that....

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*holding out hands for Purell*

Submitted by No Words on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:38pm.
Migraine...gawd, girl, you are absolutely right. Plus I just asked It to reveal the ending on OP.
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Oh hunny, you played right into it's hands.

That's Ok, I have some Purell for that....

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:33pm.

Twice. Both times I drove the car away and I switched the titles (of the cars)--sold them and never saw the guys again!

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"Hand me a wheel and a boat hat, because we've got ourselves a new Captain Understatement here!"-M.K.

ISMU, Creepella, Rotten egg, I love papa smurf:

Thanks for your imput. Thought a group of fans was going to come in and attack me with torches and pitchforks.

Migraine...gawd, girl, you are absolutely right. Plus I just asked It to reveal the ending on OP.

The C word on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:2

Hey Silvara, how goes it? Good, I hope.

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It goes pretty well C, thanks for asking. Hope all's well for you too!

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:32pm.
It's in here talking isn't it?

*runs away screaming*

Just like all her dates.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:30pm.

Does anyone want me to shank EH? Since EH is so "reviled" here...
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If you shank me, you;ll never hear the BIG revel in the movie Orphan...
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I know what you are doing! You are playing tease again. Like you did with the "desert story". You want everyone here to say

"Oh yes, EH. We want to hear all about the ending of Orphan" and then you don't do it and promise for days and days, etc.

*pfft*

Find some new material girl.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:33pm.

That happened to her last night.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Bradi, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it? :)

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 11:56am.
How many times have you been on a date when the guy just throws the car into park in the middle of an intersection and runs away screaming " FUCK YOU!" over his shoulder?

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:30pm.

Does anyone want me to shank EH? Since EH is so "reviled" here...
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If you shank me, you;ll never hear the BIG revel in the movie Orphan...

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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*

Hell yeah her name is Dixie! She's a stage mom who moved out west from Missouri with her underachieving offspring (not shown) Her & the other three chix & gay dude in the orange board shorts all work @ the Century 21/Interior Design On A Dime hybrid franchise in Anaheim Hills. The Brunette in the blue dress will soon be doing scenes for the Naughty America site: Seduced By A Cougar.

That Taylor Lautner is pretty hot. That said, Kristen Stewart is a horrible actress and those people are making complete fools of themselves in the audience.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 1:30pm.

Go for it , just make sure she's wearing her helmet! It could get messy!

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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler

"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown

It's in here talking isn't it?

*runs away screaming*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."