Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Above is the rider of some female rock star (not Wino). The Smoking Gun is holding a contest and if you guess the answer correctly you get a priiiiiize of sorts. I think. My official guess is Gwen Stefani? I was going to guess Courtney Love, but "hundreds of pads and pens so that I can write the thieves who stole all my money letters of crazy" was not on the list.
UPDATE: I LOSE!!!!!! TSG revealed that the answer is DEBBIE HARRY!
Now for the rest of the blind items:
This R&B singer is trying to hide his secret. He won’t come out of the closet, and he keeps having breakdowns on stage. He is currently dating a transvestite, but he is still not comfortable with his life. (Down2Front via Blind Gossip)
Ne-Yo (?), call me and I'll counsel you over a plate of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies (they cure everything) and a wet handjob (also cures everything).
Whenever I can write about Coke Mom it is a great day. For a few weeks there I really thought she was going to get on the path of goodness and right, but in the end she went back to her nose candy ways. Coke Mom had been missing for a few weeks. You didn't notice though did you? Where had she gone? Rehab. Yes, she finally decided she needed to go. She didn't go because she felt like she had a problem. She went because her husband said there was no way he would consider getting her pregnant in her current condition. So, off she went for a few weeks and when she returned she stayed clean for it must be, two, maybe three days. So far her husband hasn't figured out she is back on the powder. Everyday she has been going to her meetings. On the way to her meetings though she has been stopping by her dealer's home and enjoying a few lines, and on the way home, just a couple more. So far it hasn't extended beyond that so maybe there is still hope. Let's just all hope she doesn't get pregnant anytime soon. (CDAN)
When I grow up, I want my nickname to be Coke Mom. Your guess is as good as mine, but whoever this is, will be getting a cease and desist from White Oprah soon for stealing her street nickname.
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#1: I have no idea, but Debbie Harry seems as good a guess as any.
#2: Ne-yo sounds right, although John Legend seems suspect too.
#3: I'm thinking Victoria Beckham on this one. She's been quoted lately saying she wants to try for a girl. And she did kind of disappear a few months ago. Debra Messing doesn't seem like a coke head type lady.
Transvestite dater..........................Maxwell?
SkyBitch,
#3 could not be Gwen Stefani because she has not gone missing. She's on tour! She doesn't strike me as the hard drug kind of girl anyways... she strikes me as just a pot smoker. And she's not anorexic skinny, she's IN SHAPE. Totally different.
I'd say Victoria Posh-Posh-Coke-Cokey for #3.
I don't think the point was that her rider was over-the-top demanding so much as the fact it was comprised almost entirely of different kinds of booze - that all had to be readily accessible on a rolling cart, lol. Alkie much, Debbie?
True that, Mr. Mercury, and you're welcome! The special thing about Deb is that she NEVER acts the Diva.
Madona, Carey, B, JHo, Fergie, etc... all have that hateable Diva thing going on, but not Deb.
Love her. She's also a great camp actress.
Hey thanks MizRo! Deb and Chris were always gracious to their fans...I just wanted to remind them young ones on Dlisted that being a diva is something earned. Deb Harry earned her title, and also gave us "Rip Her to Shreds", which still rocks all these years later.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
P.S.: her rider is NOTHING like JHo's or some other over-rated performers.
Ok, now to CokeMom... Debra Messing? Bwahahahaha!! I wouldn't put it past her. I don't like her, never did - she's shifty.
Mr. Mercury: you are so right! I love the Harry and what she did for her love...
She and Chris put "Blondie" on the backburner while doing what they needed to do for his health.
I will always love her - always, and "Parallel Lines" is one of my fave albums EVER.
I'm glad someone else knew the history. *muah* My Mercury man.
Same opinion here MrMercury! :D Someone who sacrifices that much for someone else deserves to be pampered.
CokeMom can't be Angelina because she isn't married and I'm sure the paps would notice if she DID vanish for a few weeks. I'd support Debra Messing, she has only one kid and isn't famous enough that we'd notice her brief absence. And she's old enough that if she wanted another kid she couldn't wait.
And as much as I wish it were Dina Blowhan trying to spawn another child star, she doesn't have a hubby.
Coke Mom is Debra Messing? If that is true I am deleting all the Will and Grace reruns from my DVR immediately.
Wouldn't it be so much better if the blind item was about Pot Mom instead and went something like this:
Which mom indulges in the good stuff then shares a bag of Funyuns with her son, after which they play Guitar Hero for three hours? Hint: It's not Gwyneth Paltrow.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
@Mr. Mercury: OK, I'm showing my age here, but I've known Debbie Harry since the 70s when I used to make clothes for her. She's a total class act, who gave up her fame to take care of her man, Chris Stein (suffering from a rare disease) for years. Give this rock bitch whatever she wants...she's fucking earned it. Besides...who among you has ever heard her do "Atomic" in person? That alone gives her allowance to ask for whatever the fuck she wants/needs.
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Way cool, I saw her a few summers ago in concert in Seattle. She wore this lime green getup from head to shoes and it was a fantastic show. Girlfriend's still going strong.
OK, I'm showing my age here, but I've known Debbie Harry since the 70s when I used to make clothes for her. She's a total class act, who gave up her fame to take care of her man, Chris Stein (suffering from a rare disease) for years. Give this rock bitch whatever she wants...she's fucking earned it. Besides...who among you has ever heard her do "Atomic" in person? That alone gives her allowance to ask for whatever the fuck she wants/needs.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I've read that coke mom is Debra Messing.
I must be nice to have a job where people kiss your ass that much. Then again I wouldn't want to feel like a pompous asshole.
Submitted by udontknow on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 9:40pm.
You need to die already, asshole spamming FUCKTARD! GO AWAY, YOU SUUUUCK!!!!
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
um hello, COKEMOM is totally jennifer garner...
Katie Holmes for coke mom?? Haven't seen her in the news lately...
Debbie Harry is a goddess!!!
There is no way Angelina is "Coke Mom" because she has never really disappeared for several weeks!! And, if she were to visit her dealer on the way to her meetings, don't you think the paps would know this?
I think "Coke Mom" is Debra Messing. Her little boy is about 4 years old. Melissa Joan has two boys and her husband isn't famous . . . at least not to me!! The gay rapper is Ne Yo and everybody knows it. Poor baby!! He needs to come to grips with himself but he can't because if he did he would be dead in the Black community!!
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 5:56pm.
There is no such thing as 100% cranberry juice, the stuff would be undrinkable.
Ha! I was wondering that. (Also why not Ocean Spray? Not down with MA?) Maybe she means only diluted cranberry juice--no other juices, sugars, or fillers? Finally, if she's going to be mixing the cranberry with GG vodka, can she really pretend to be that concerned about her health?
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Debbie Harry is a rock goddess who makes all these shrill little whores (including Madge) look like the featherweights they are. She lived during the real era of rock'n'roll, so she can have all the fuckin booze she wants!
Shouldn't Debbie Harry just be grateful that anybody would be willing to let her get on a stage and croak her way through those 80s hits
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There is no such thing as 100% cranberry juice, the stuff would be undrinkable.
Submitted by TT99
Sidebar: I don't like referring to them as "Circus Animal Cookies." They are ANIMAL CRACKERS. ANIMAL CRACKERS, ya got it? I don't care what anybuddy fucking says. So what that they're clearly not savory like crackers and they clearly have the consistency of a food that can be dunked in milk like cookies. Why am I so angry today?
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Who knows, but there is Animal Crackers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_cracker
...and there are Circus Animal Cookies:
http://www.foodlocker.com/moncirancook.html
Michael K has a predilection to the latter as do I. So there.
Debbie Harry's a legend so that's allowed, although as mentioned before, no food? When I drink, I like crisps or sandwiches or chocolate even, bizarre.
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Am I the only one who thinks "Throat Coat" sounds dirty?
Are you sure it's not Kayne that's not gay, and dating a transvestite? Cause chick looks like a dude!
I'm guessing Gwen Stefani for #3. Have you guys seen how skinny she is these days? Also, her face looks BEAT!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/23/hella-good-shape/
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Sidebar: I don't like referring to them as "Circus Animal Cookies." They are ANIMAL CRACKERS. ANIMAL CRACKERS, ya got it? I don't care what anybuddy fucking says. So what that they're clearly not savory like crackers and they clearly have the consistency of a food that can be dunked in milk like cookies. Why am I so angry today?
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Melissa Joan Hart was one of the guesses on one of the other sites and I think it fits with the other "coke mom" blind items: A-list recognition but B-list TV actress, would kill to be in movies, has celebrity husband and a toddler, enjoys swimming...
...also didn't she lose a bunch of weight recently? I think we know the secret.
FilthyBitch,
Looovvvve your avvie!
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Ocean Spray = mostly apple juice
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
LMAO
The leading choices of the more than 900 entrants were Pink; Avril Lavigne; Courtney Love; Lily Allen; Lady Gaga; Katy Perry; Gwen Stefani; Sheryl Crow; and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. Other vote recipients included Elton John; Jay-Z; Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D.; 16-year-old Miley Cyrus; and "That coke-whore Marie Osmond."
However, as seen below, the booze demands are those of Deborah Harry, lead singer of Blondie.
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Ok which one of you picked the coke whore Marie Osmond?
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
whats wrong with ocean spray
That's how i roll
What about COurtney Cox...?
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 2:37pm.
Coke Mom Faith Hill! bahahahaha!
Actually, Faith Hill was rumoured to be a total cokehead after the birth of her 3rd child. She could NOT lose the weight and she found it to be the cure.
They revealed #1 at 4:00 -- it's Debbie Harry from Blondie. I guessed Lily Allen myself, but that's probably a light evening for her.
Deep Throat, is that you Darrah Ford??
1. Katy Perry
2. Absolutely Ne-Yo. He just broke down crying and left one of his concerts in London last week.
3. Coke mom has been written about many times.
Here are the clues so far:
She is married and has one child who is about toddler'ish size or so.
B-list television actress with A-list name recognition.
She would kill her child to get into movies.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
-"Submitted by pickles on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 2:30pm."
Ooohhhh! I haven't really pay attention to the Coke Mom blinds... but I take your word for it. I remember some people guessed coke mom was Sarah Jessica Parker. I have to look for Debra Messing because I have no clue who she is.
-"Submitted by deepthroat on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 2:30pm."
Yeah, I forgot. :D
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Pink is "sober" now, so not her for #1, probably Fergie or maybe Gwen Stefani...the rb sounds like Usher, def. a gay vibe from him, and Coke Mom..I am stumped has to be someone mid-30's 40-ish...but there are so many coke moms out there it is hard to narrow it down to one..either way her kids are screwed.
Coke Mom is Victoria Beckham.
It's someone trying to be a wine snob: they misspelt St Emilion and Cakebread and didn't ask for any specific vintage. Also, it's dumb to say "French Bordeaux." The South African Bordeaux suck.
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Flower is to keep but not to take. Girlfriend is to make but not to break.
Coke Mom Faith Hill! bahahahaha!
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For TSG to post something so bland, it has to be someone who's either underage, pregnant or known to be in recovery.
I'd like to say Katiebot for Coke Mom, but she was on TV last night being a friend of Dororthy, no? Plus, I'm sure Tommygirl could get Xenu to plug up her nose holes if she was a sniffer.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Good point, Pickles. Could it be more in the Cougar family; maybe Sharon Stone? I think she only has one kid and she's usually out at every red carpet...
Saint Angie's been in the middle east do-gooding
I don't think #3 can be Asslee or Angie. If you look at all the blind items about the "Coke mom" it sounds like she is older (she complains of getting old and wanting to have another baby) and it sounds like she only has one young child (she took it to swim class and kept leaving it with other parents while she went to the bathroom). My guess is Debra Messing.