The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!

What Poison Control texts victims to induce emergency vomiting. - sjf05

Runners-up:

Give her a big enough tip and she'll let you double dip. - City Barbie

Estelle was going to wear a dress made of pork rinds, but no one could tell she had it on. - starvis

Butterflies are free but this ass will cost you a combo plate. - Raul Duke

There's an ass crack in the full picture, so it's kind of NSFW. It also might be NSFW if you work for Dorito's competition (or maybe this is good for Dorito's competition). JUMP!

Source (Thanks John)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by smiletoyou715 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:45pm.

OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site

Submitted by Cara Dee on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:57pm.

Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:17pm.

Pretty sure theres a peen under that dress myself and quite a bit of duct tape, that there is a drag queen.

Submitted by Rhoda on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:28am.

Loved the captions, grats to all the winners!!! Especially loved the 'combo plate' caption, hilarious.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:16am.

LOL, good ones! Congrats to all! :)

*flies away*
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JABIFFXOXOXO

Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:07am.

Why do I have the feeling that if Dorito chick turned around, we'd be witness to a ranch flavored peen?

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:35am.

Funny! IV's was funny, too.

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"I am a sightseeing guide, not a homosexual guide," he volunteered unexpectedly.

Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:23am.

Hilarious! Congrats winners!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:17am.

Congrats sjf05, City Barbie, starvis & Raul Duke! Funny funny!

I also loved: Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 2:26pm.

New Doritos, with plenty of Tranny Fat.

Submitted by flyereu on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:17am.

I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:14am.

LOVED all of these!!! Congarts you funny hos!

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:13am.

Congrats, winnahs! Raul, yours rocked!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:50am.

4th place, what do I get for that? A tug job from this tranny?

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:39am.

congrats to the funnah ho's, nice!!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:38am.

Those aren't gluten free.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK

Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:16am.

Good God. What is that?

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:14am.

Congrats sjf05!!
WTG CB♥, starvis, and Raul Duke!

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:14am.

Congrats!!! Those captions are hilarious!!!

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:28pm.

It really is good to see Boy George working again

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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR

Submitted by sjf05 on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 1:35pm.

What Poison Control texts victims to induce emergency vomiting.

Submitted by Shaynamae on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:35am.

Britney is so jealous that she didn't think of this idea with first. She would have used cheetos bags as an excuse to eat all the cheetos.

Submitted by neofavorr on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 3:54am.

Let me tell yous something about my family. We're as thick as cheese.

Submitted by emilybortz on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 2:22am.

Britney's Candie's ad pre-photoshop

Submitted by udontknow on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 12:43am.

Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.

Submitted by Terryble2 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 11:23pm.

First Annual Kat Von Doritos Contest

Submitted by Get a life on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:11pm.

Madam Butterfly does NOT fit in a Doritos bag.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 5:13pm.

The new ad campagn for Cornholios chips is off to a great start.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 3:00pm.

Cock-Cheese flavoured Doritos.....didnt sell well on the Isle of Lesbos.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:56pm.

Damn! Who blew up my avvi? :o)

" It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the stale Doritos again fat girl! "

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:54pm.

Chaz darling. You know I didn't have a problem with the whole sex change, and becoming a drag queen was obviously the next logical step. But what in hell is with the Doritos?
Love, Your Mom, Cher
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by amack214 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:53pm.

So it IS true, Doritos and crack can both be addicting

Submitted by amack214 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:52pm.

After reuiniting with K-Fed, Britney's downward spiral continues with her shunning of Cheetos to be the new spokeswoman for doritos.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:35pm.

The Butterfly Defect.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by TheKillerMelissa on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:31pm.

Boy George was thrilled when he found out he got the job.

Submitted by vermonster on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:05pm.

Bravo must have a Celebrity Project Runway in the works cuz this design has Kirstie Alley written all over it

Submitted by vermonster on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 12:56pm.

Sweet bastard, Mario Lopez's infidelity really sent Ali Landry in a downward spiral!

Submitted by LoadySmurf on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:57am.

Britney reveals her new dress for the second leg of her Circus tour.

Submitted by perky on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:23am.

Don't feel bad, girlfriend. Doritos go straight to my hips too.

Submitted by perky on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:21am.

Her SunChips dress must have been at the cleaners.

Submitted by uncle wally on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:18am.

What it looks like when a bag of Doritos throws up. It's not pretty.

Submitted by canadacakes on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:00am.

Britney's real mom revealed.

Submitted by Trixie1223 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:41am.

Nick Cannon finally persuades Mariah Carey to get in the sack.

Submitted by Major-Giggles on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:20am.

JO BRAND SAYS BOLLOCKS TO HER DIET!

Submitted by zfiledh on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:21am.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation:

Hair of Kate Gosselin
Tats of Mariah Carey
Cravings of Britney Spears

Submitted by shmusername on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:07am.

Note to Brit Brit - it might be time to consider retiring when your impersonator's "Oops Mah Ass Fell Out" world tour sells more tickets than yours does.

Submitted by AR_MO_Realtor on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:55am.

The merger between Boy George and Kate Gosselin goes terribly wrong.........

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:42am.

From the back you see the Doritos but when "she" turns around you see her burrito!!!

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