The Possum Minutes

Wait wait wait a minute here...so these two other whores that Jon is supposed to be "seeing" are also named KATE?

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK?

So Jon will only date chicks named Kate?

Kate's hair looks less possum-y lately as I saw her on a new commercial with it tucked behind her ears. She must read these blogs even tho' she denies it!

Anyone else see the promo of her building the tent in the backyard for the chillrun?

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

"Kate and Ali" teehee...you so funny, MK xo

***Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:50am.
Inneresting that you make that comparison to Jordan, I thought of that too. Kate G. is going to win the media war on this side of the pond, just like Peter Andre did in the UK if she just plays it low key with the kids and Jon keeps whoring around publicly. The difference to me being that I think Peter Andre is legitimately devoted to his kids and Kate G isn't.***

ITA Funny how everyone was hating on Kate G. only two weeks ago and now everyone is focused on what a douchebag Jon is. He had everyone's sympathy and he fucked it all up just so he could get his dick wet. Idiot.

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 6:31pm.

Most of us have gone a little wacky after a significant break-up. Maybe you drink a little more than you should and cry all over your friends. Maybe you buy a sportscar. Maybe you lick one or 50 strange peens at a key swap party. Who knows. The point is, you get your little wacky stunt out of the way and hope to God nobody remembers. And if you have kids, you do your best to keep that shit on the down-low so they never find out.

But Jon has gone beyond all possibility of return with his trashiness. What a he-skank. He's become the ugly male version of Jordan. At least she is interesting to look at, in a "wtf!" kind of way. He's got a whole lot of nothing.
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Inneresting that you make that comparison to Jordan, I thought of that too. Kate G. is going to win the media war on this side of the pond, just like Peter Andre did in the UK if she just plays it low key with the kids and Jon keeps whoring around publicly. The difference to me being that I think Peter Andre is legitimately devoted to his kids and Kate G isn't.

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The only way to have a friend is to be one~R.W.E.

Does Jon have a tractor beam in his pants? I don't understand why this greasy, sleazy loser is getting so much play. I guess he sweats 'eau de desperation' and it attracts meth eyebrowed, delusional freaks.

Whatever it is, it's gross.
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Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

I was getting tired of the possum head joke, but that post title, and that banner picture made me laugh so hard I choked.

I suddenly care very much about what's happening on Kate Gosselin's head.

I recently returned from a trip to Ohio/Kentucky/Indiana...the Interstate is riddled with dead 'possums. Up close they resemble gigantic rats with scaly tails and they STINK to high heaven, dead or alive. Do NOT be fooled by the "cute" factor in MK's pic....'possums are Ick. Nast.

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only 37 comments - that warms the cockles of my heart that does!

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That possum is way sexier & has more personality than Kate "Possum-head" Goselin - her eyes are even beadier than the real deal, lol!
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They are all diseased. Loooosers of a feather, flock together, lol!
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Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

"And now I'm happy, because all week I've been dying to make a Kate & Allie reference."

No shit ha! Been feeling that pressure building up in your posts about these x-treme breeders for days!

Momus!
Everytime you type "oubliette" I want to watch "Labyrinth"!

As far as bun...like I said, I know people that do, so I asked them for tips...I'll let ya know!

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Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 7:32pm.
Does anyone have a large steel trap so we can round them all up and chuck it in the ocean?
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Can't we just throw them all into an oubliette instead?
The poor oceans are polluted enough without these pukes.
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*Googles "oubilette"*

OK, but only if we can feed live video here...

Maybe Kate could dangle the children overhead one by one (with hidden harnesses...only on the children, of course) to make things more interesting.

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

I'd much rather hear about actual opossums than I would the Gosselins.

I can tell you about the little 'possum who sneaks through the doggie/kittie door and eats my cats' food (while they stand around staring at it and take half-hearted swats at it).

I hope this is the last we have to hear about the Gosselins.

Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 7:32pm.
Does anyone have a large steel trap so we can round them all up and chuck it in the ocean?

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Can't we just throw them all into an oubliette instead?

The poor oceans are polluted enough without these pukes.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 7:21pm.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Methinks that bunnies should stay home, and we simply drive to and from Monterey daily. Not a problem since Monterey is only about 90 minutes from San Francisco.

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Does anyone have a large steel trap so we can round them all up and chuck it in the ocean?

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

I feel so bad for those 8 kids. Their father has basically abandoned them for a life of famewhoring.

I used to empathize with JOn when the show first started airing and it was apparent that Kate was a shrew and he was a ball-less chump, but now he has turned into such a douche (wearing doucheboots LOL @ ricki lake)and now I loathe him and kinda feel bad for Kate a little. Kinda.

i like possums, (stew)kiiidding, don't insult the crafty intelligent possum who knows how to keep her man.

Momus,
I've never traveled with my guys. If I go anywhere for more than a 24 hour period, my sister stays here with them.

I know people that do. I found a link that may help. If no, I will ask around for you!
http://www.rabbit.org/faq/sections/travel.html

Joe Shmoe!
It's the TAIL!! (and the teeth!) Maybe that is why I love mice, but not so much rats!?!?

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that's right the ring is off and so is the marriage, Kate is ready to prowl!cougar style.LOL
watchout all you men who want a ready made family she is the one for you..;>

Kunt Gosselin must be tied upon a large rack to pay for her crimes against humanity. Jon will be there, standing before her with a pair of pliers and a mischievous grin on his face. Hailey, standing in the doorway in her underwear eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's will laugh as the rough ropes scrape the blood from her flesh as Kunt twists in horror. Jon wastes no time in going to town on Kunt with the pliers, tearing chunks of viscera from her corpulent midsection with wild abandon. Kate screams in terror, realizing that her brief plastic-surgeried reprieve from utter obesity is over and that the network will never cough up the change for a redo. Jon punches the cheap bitch in the face, breaking her nose and knocking out one of her front pig teeth. Kate defensively rears her head back into her body, revealing the abundance of porcine folds comprising her neck and begins begging piteously for her life - if not for Kunt's sake, then at least for the sake of the children. Jon laughs at her pathetic pleas for mercy and kicks her body onto the floor. He raises his foot high above her face, and bitter tears flow down the sides of Kunt's shattered ocular cavities, as she realizes the love she wasted during her miserable shitrag of a life is to blame for all of her problems and had indeed effected this overdue happening of her deserved death. Kunt Gosselin begins to silently pray for a quick end, the desperation of her quiet wish reaching an intense fervor and climaxing at the exact moment Jon slams his foot down directly into her wretched head, which shatters like a melon under the crushing force of his masculine Ed Hardy doucheboot. Blood, brain bits, and bone fragments splatter everywhere. The world is once again free from tyranny. And somewhere, somewhere far, far away, where Kunt can never poison them again with her toxic existence, are eight smiling little faces, sleeping soundly for the very first time tonight.

Maybe Kate (does it really matter which one?) will end up on the Bachlorete.

I hate the Gosselins.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 6:29pm.

I know i'm suppose to love all things fur'n'feet, but opossum's push my limits!!!
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Mr Shmoe and I were in Oz at a beach resort and there were tame Opossums that would cluster around to be fed at dusk...YIKES! They freaked me out, they have these creepy prehensile type fingers and they clamber onto you, and hang on with their claws..I spent the evening inside the closed patio doors, watching Mr Shmoe & his friends, the Opossums on the patio.

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The only way to have a friend is to be one~R.W.E.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 6:52pm.

Speaking of possums, I have a bunny question: Do bunnies travel well?

I go to Monterey every February for a 5-day conference and I used to take my fur kids with me. When I get bunnies, I want to take them so that they are not left home without us.

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http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/07/you_lived_the_week_that_was_no.html

omg i want one haha

ImpertinentVixen!!
Oh god!!! I can't believe someone else saw that movie!!! When Ludo sings "For all we know"!! Niagara Falls!!!

Paquita!
Hands down, one of my faves ever! It starts a little slow, but soon charms you completely!! Joan Plowright is perfect, as usual! And keep the Kleenex handy, your going to need it!

ON TOPIC: Don't care.

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So who will possum-head shack up with when nutless is in town for his child visitation?

HoHan and John would make a double douchy coupling, makes sense papa Lohan would be dreaming of that.

Clarisse: I luuuuuuuuuve that movie!! Totally worth seeing aggain!

On topic: I had a dead possum in my yard once. My kids were little and my youngest one came in and said there was a "giant dead rat" in the yard. My curiosity piqued, I went and checked and lo and behold there was a giant dead possum under the swing set. Mr. IV was conveniently at work, so I had to pick it up and chuck it with a snow shovel. It had hair like Kate's, no lie.

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foul, filthy lot...all of them. Who would want to be seen with that pig-man, Jon...yeach...that possum is cuter than all of them (including the meth-crackhead Hohan....)

Clarisse, haven't seen that movie, will netflix soon.

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Is this real life?

Oh..on topic...don't care.

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Paquita!
Oh! Swing Kids! Love it!

I'm watching "Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont" again! Jebus, I've seen this movie a dozen times and I STILL CRY!!! LORD, i'm a schmuck!!

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Most of us have gone a little wacky after a significant break-up. Maybe you drink a little more than you should and cry all over your friends. Maybe you buy a sportscar. Maybe you lick one or 50 strange peens at a key swap party. Who knows. The point is, you get your little wacky stunt out of the way and hope to God nobody remembers. And if you have kids, you do your best to keep that shit on the down-low so they never find out.

But Jon has gone beyond all possibility of return with his trashiness. What a he-skank. He's become the ugly male version of Jordan. At least she is interesting to look at, in a "wtf!" kind of way. He's got a whole lot of nothing.

Team Mullet.

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Clarisse , i'm watching swing kids right now...
love the new avie

don't care about jon and kate plus the famewhoring sluts

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Is this real life?

I know i'm suppose to love all things fur'n'feet, but opossum's push my limits!!!

I "saved" one when I was little from the dog...and the little fucker bit me!

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Please for the love of all that is holy, no more possum head and the nutless wonder postings.

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Random acts of kindness make me sick.

Two words...white trash
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I wish for all of these hot ass messes to crawl off and die.

Foul, filthy vermin.

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Bottom-feeder.