Saturday, July 25th 2009
Were You In The Middle Of Something?
This young lady's mug shot from TSG is truly hurtful. I can only imagine what she was about to do before she got busted. Homegirl was probably sitting on her bathroom sink in front of the mirror, just about to connect the dots with a fine-tip Sharpie when the police came in and broke her buzz. The poor thing was probably thisclose to becoming an elegant flower. She could feel the transformation happening and then BAM!
You can tell by the look on her face that she's crumbling inside, because she has braille brows. And that is not the look she was going for! I bet you that she even asked the cops for a marker instead of a phone call and they denied her ass. Cruel and unusual.
She should really consider suing the city for police brutality!
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Cheap bitch bought the no-name dollar store Sharpies !
Too bad because she could be a beautiful girl.
She looks like a fragile little bird...I think she could actually be pretty if she cleaned herself up...She looks Russian to me.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle
Haven't we seen this girl on this site before? Maybe it was just another meth-face (who probably could have been attractive otherwise) with dotty eyebrows...
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Its a good thing she took all the lip piercings out... ya know, coz you wouldn't want to ruin a good mug shot by looking ridiculous.
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awww she looks sad
What? No hickeys?
fail.
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I think her eyebrows are spelling out something in Morse Code
Huh? she's got a Natalie Portman thing going on there, sorta. If Portman was a degenerate meth-hooker.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:15pm.
Evil...that was nasty. At first I thought that was Joey Buttafouco.
We have this thing on our newspaper website to view local mugshots, it can be entertaining.
This bitch is only 23 yrs old:
http://mugshots.tampabay.com/mugs/pinellas/2009/jul/25/1364365/
Charming. And how many kids has this POS squirted out already? I doubt this twat has the brains to use birth control.
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Hee Hee haha... LOL LMFAO! Not just the brows but look at her expression!!
Awful.
Why on earth would you want to shave off your eyebrows just to stencil on some new ones? Unless you're a burn victim and lost your eyebrows, there's no reason to do this. Anyone's brows look better than fake, sharpie brows.
Morse code for V B.
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Where on earth do you find these people?
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 3:35pm.
It could be a type of morris code.
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"Morris Code"? What? Like "I'm a finicky cat"?
lol
*Morse* code.
=-=-="Wah wah wah, I was attacked!"=-=-=-
Wow. Oh, ahahahahaaaa!
I think she has a little Raven Simone reverse brow happening too.
It could be a type of morris code.
Message to the Russian mob, "send bail money."
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Awww... She looks so sad. I wonder if she really was in the middle of something or if this is really the look she was going for. Does anyone know what she was arrested for?
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She looks so forlorn with her unfinished brows. Damn, just give the bitch a Sharpie so she can finish the job!
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With a little photoshoppe she could be hot.
Oh, you know who she reminds me of other than a constipated Reese Witherspoon?
Robin Tunney. If her name doesn't ring a bell, this is the woman whom Satan wanted to make babies with in Ahnold's "End of Days."
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Bottom-feeder.
I admire her dedication to getting the brows drawn precisely. I think the brow on the right needs more arch, however.
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no need for Wikipedia Plecto! Daym!
And yes I feel guilty now for making whoopy about eyebrows when yes she does look awful sad...'
But on an up note at least they are symmetrical. :}
*hits self*
ll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:29pm.
Remember the dude with the eyebrows and fish lips you know the one....he always looked like he was gonna get the blond airhead
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Fishlips? You wouldn't be referring to Martin Landau aka Commander John Koenig? And the only blond I remember there was his real-life wife, Barbara Bain aka Dr. Helena Russell.
/transforms from geek back to glamorous heiress having eyes pecked out by jealous birds
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Bottom-feeder.
There's so much pain in those eyes, I can't even make fun of the brows...
MOONBASE ALPHA!!!! I dunno why just hearing those words im killing myself!!!
Remember the dude with the eyebrows and fish lips you know the one....he always looked like he was gonna get the blond airhead....Whats his name Plecto???
HAHAHAHAHA
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I hope that's tatooed.
You know....she asked for three dots.....but fell asleep and woke up to 56 dots above her eyes....and then blames the tat artist...but then her dad and her boyfriend...
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:14pm.
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She'd fit right in on Moonbase Alpha. Or maybe those brows were so hideous the moon had to make a run for it, hurtling itself screaming into the deep recesses of space.
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Plecostomos !!! Space 1999!!! oh my fucking dayz! i laughed.....showing my age tho at doing so!
I was a bebeh but eyebrow alien scarred me for life
And Rhoda.. YOU SO RIGHT.im with you on that one.....eyebrow damage is something you can never come back from....but drugs you can....which is quite alarming when you think about it.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Someone else asked what she was arrested for and I'd like to know too...
Those eyes are hardened: young in age, old in experience. Sad.
Thank ALL of you D-Lister hos for cracking me up!! I loved all your funny ass comments! Movie screen forehead! hahahahahaha! *snort snort*
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Mischa Barton in 3 months....scary!
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That looks like henna! You can even see where one of the dots has peeled off. Wow, bitch just elevated the game.
Braille eyebrows... HA!
Submitted by putas on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 12:26pm.
and she sort of looks like a Chola Helena Bonham Carter.
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OMG! You're right, putas! Hahaha.. It's the movie theater screen sized forehead and the tiny little chin!
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Lol Nitwitty!
and she sort of looks like a Chola Helena Bonham Carter.
wow I think her dots are giving me some sort of signal for something, but I can't make out what it is.
well atleast she looks clean...
Coma Caca!!
If that was me I think I would regret effing up my eyebrows more than leading a life that culminates in a mugshot. Goddamn this is the queen mother of bad choices.
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Whoa! Aside from the crazy eyebrow, this girl is kinda pretty and looks well-kept/clean? Maybe she hasn't totally spiraled yet?
Oh, hey, why do mefhors, anos and crackies like to fuck with their eyebrows?
Alkies don't seem to do it, nor do I see cokeys doing it either, much less potheads? It must be something that is in meth, self-imposed starvation and crack that makes people do horrible things to their brows?
Thought it was the haggard bitch from that Twilight garbage at first. Huh.
Ahahahahhahahha! Click the link, that guy has the State of Florida tattoo'd on his cheek!
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 11:06am.
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Hey, NaNoop,, ya' hwat sex hooker! Sorry I'm in and out. Actually gettin' work done. Don't laugh. With the friends we've got here we could only be one good drunk away from rockin' these eyebrows!
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An example of needing to keep the cap tightly closed on your Sharpie.