This Is Inevitable
When Jon Gosselin finishes up the 8 episodes he has left on his contract with TLC, he may roll away to shoot his own reality show. You know, because the solo reality show he stars in daily on every blog (GUILTY), website and message board is just not enough.
A source close to Jon told E!, "Jon has a lot of things going on now with his career*. Of course his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show."
Hmmm.....let's see. MATH TIME! Douchebag who attracts slutty methfaces + a toilet full of Ed Hardy + the drunk glow + male pattern baldness = Bret Michaels' successor! Vh1, roll out the welcome mat, pop the Hpnotiq and break DJ Lady Tribe out of the methadone clinic!
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What a ^%$&$%$ man!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported he joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site
!!!.sugarscupid. c o mand he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?? or fools us.
Kate has been keeping very quiet these past few weeks, and by giving Jon some rope, look at the mess he is making of himself. I think she should give him a little more rope and see it he hangs himself. What a douche!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 11:06pm.
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alas it IS fun to watch....LOL
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
What career? Let us oooh and ahhh at Jon's craptacular resume:
-Barely finishing high school and taking a brief'certificate' course to be a mediocre at best "IT" guy (oooh, very impressive)
-Working at a gimme "IT" job because a family friend felt bad for his stupid ass and gave him a job.
-Fielding and placing countless phone calls hoping to find a way to make some money on the tups while at work.
-Claiming his workplace fired him so they wouldn't have to pay for the tups insurance (total BS, loser quit his job for his TLC 'job')
-Being a spineless and nutless wonder.
-Schlepping his own CHILDREN out to countless advertisers of crap for his own benefit like a pimp.
-His gigolo charity work with his drug addicted and mentally addled women (Hayley and Kate 2.0 - apparently Kate has more than one screw loose).
Great career there Jon. Good job you waste of plasma.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I would be willing to watch this douchebag's reality show IF it it's broadcast LIVE...then we can take up a collection to have him run over by a "gypsy" (hate that term) cab driver.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
HA! I didn't even notice the sign on the taxi. So perfect. LOL
What a ^%$&$%$ man!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported he joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?? or fools us.
Submitted by Sookie on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:54pm.
CAREER??? SERIOUSLY???
the only thing he has made a career out of is epically failing at LIFE...what a fucken pathetic ass-clown...
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Yeah but it sure is fun to watch eh?
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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This spin-off is probably not going to be as good as Joanie Loves Chachi.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
After reading this site for years, cackling in front of my PC while choking on diet coke, tears running down my face, getting the best 60 second ab work out EVER from laughing so hard - I could no longer resist the temptation to join the fray and register.
MK, yours is the goddamn funniest gossip site on the "internets". And if your own posts weren't dead on funny enough, the readers can always be counted on to throw more gasoline on the fire. You guys are a riot.
Now that I've got the shameless worship out of the way...
I have to agree with No Words. I NEVER in a MILLION years ever thought I would be on Kunty Kate's side. The few shows I've seen over the years, I've always thought she was the biggest fucking shrew this side of Mommie Dearest. Now, don't get me wrong, she's still an uber bitch, but Jon, Jon, Jon...what a douchebag. Mr. "I don't wanna be on TV or in the spotlight", draggin' on the ciggies in St. Tropez with that broken down 22 going on 50 Grossman chick, and now the tabloid reporter. And his fat gut covered by Ed "middle aged crisis" Hardy t-shirts, apartment in Manhattan and diamond stud earing - while of course proclaiming his 8 kids come first. The *career comment sent me over the edge today though. WHAT FUCKING CAREER?
I have to say that the Kate the Shrew has been playing it VERY smart the past few weeks - keeping out of the spotlight, making no comments, hosing down the possum 'do. Someone is "handling" that loudmouth, and is worth every penny. In a matter of weeks the worm has turned, and just by letting Jon have a little rope. Gotta give her props for that.
He's got a lot going on in his 'career'??? What fucking career? Dude looks like an ugly doll and has no star power of any kind. FUCK.
Jons face looks really baked.
math time made me crack the fuck up
ok, thats some mad delusion. i dont believe there is ANY company that would want him to speak on their behalf. for fucks sake he left 8 kids to fuck two whores in one week!
plus hes ugly, short, fat, and unstylish.
as GOB would say, "COme ON!"
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CAREER??? SERIOUSLY???
the only thing he has made a career out of is epically failing at LIFE...what a fucken pathetic ass-clown...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Jon is starting to bore me. The only way he can surprise me now is if he acts like a real father.
"Jon has a lot of things going on now with his career*.
What career? Does he ever actually work at anything?
Who's the ho in the cab with him? You can see part of a foot and a purse behind him... ================================================
the end...
I thought this asswipe said he did not like the constant media attention? Liar.
This guy is 32 years old???
I hate this bitch too. What is this - douche day??
*&%$!!! This douchebag just makes me so freakin' angry. I'd love to just punch him in his greasy, fat face!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Well, good thing he already looks washed-up.
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Bottom-feeder.
The guy is living in a vortex and has no idea how irrelevant he will be very soon and that his fair-weather "friends" are going to fall off like a bad toupee.
Have my Tivo set to Jon & Kate and caught the epidsode when he got a hair transplant. Looked very painful but they showed pics of young John and he was pretty hot back in the day. Too bad he's only 30 and balding and overweight already.
What the hell is this shithead gonna endorse?
"Unstoppable, Jon Gosselin is...just like his Citizen Echo Test Tube"
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I have been to a few strip clubs...men are just walking dollar signs...there really is no "club" with the special handshake.
I know it's been mentioned, but that strip club ad on the cab says it ALL about this fuckery. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Why doesn't someone hook Jon up with Octomom??!!
Equal parts CRAZEEEEE and UGLEEEEE!!!!
I just hate fucking "reality" shows.
"Of course his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life."
Does anybody else see what's wrong with that sentence? His focus is on his private life with his dumb slutty girlfriend and his 'professional life' aka sucking Christian Audigier's dick to make t-shirts for other middle-aged men in mid-life crises. Not his children.
SO OVER HIM and his crap.
Who are the people demanding to see this ugly fucker? They should be shot. I don't want to see him on my tv, in an ad or even on my morning blog. I'd rather have minute updates on Lezlo than this nasty fucker.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Ricki Lake- To be honest, I know very little about the show except what I have read on dlisted and another gossip site. I have to say though, your posts regarding her have always made me laugh, and you do make some very good points.
Like I said, they just both disgust me because of the attention they get and the money they receive for being terrible attention whoring douche bags.
Personally, I think they are both terrible parents, mainly because as a parent, no matter the size of your family, you would not want your kids to grow up in a situation that is totally not normal nor healthy, even if it meant big bucks to do it. Call be naive and maybe a little altruistic, but money does not make up for being bad parents.
great he could show us how he leaves a woman with 8 kids, to go whoring.
Never seen this show, never will. I could care less about these idiots, & I'm certainly not going to put one red cent in their pockets.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Is it just me,or does anybody else think that all of this jon&kate stuff is all just one big sham for publicity?I mean all of it.
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EWWW who wants to watch a show about a man leaving behind his 8 kids behind in another state and have a midlife crisis in NYC. IT is sad we have come to this here in the states.
LOL at this fucktard's *career*. Shacking up with skanks in Michael Lohan's spare bedroom, posing for paps with said skanks, ejaculating into cups, spending his kids' hard earned money and embarassing them with his famewhoring.
MK! Chop chop, baby...
Get this ug-mug out of first post, please, darling, please.
DON'T CARE!!!!!!!
...jeez, what will they call his new show?...."The Biggest Loser" is already taken...
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Hey is that Kim Zolciak on the "Flashdancers" cab sign?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by lilie on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 1:15pm.
There were 3 comments about it.
why was watching 2 people raise a pack of kids so entertaining in the first place? let alone the thought of watching a welfare mom do it? I don't get it *shrugs*
Also, no one can out-Bret the level of skeezy Bret has. I think it's the wig. Or maybe the botox...
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I'm surprised there aren't more comments about Jon getting out of a cab with an advertisement for a stripclub. What happened to Jon? He may have been a pushover but he seemed to care about his kids and had no interest in the show. Now he's soaking up the publicity and wants his own show. Just when I thought I get hate him more, he does something to prove me wrong.
Check out Jon smokin' a spliff!
http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/jon-gosselin-smoking-pot-photo.jpg
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Flash Dancers Gentlemen's Club....I think he forgot his main residence's ad on the cab roof...
Good day and STOP, just stop, please.
I do not care about this irresponsible jerk and his marital woes: I feel for the KIDS and I am tired of dirty laundry and inappropriate behavior. Kate needs to end this: stop the show and just get her life and her children's squared away asap.
I just read that Octowhore signed contracts for HER CHILDREN to be followed around and televised: lovely, isn't she? *spit*
I would normally agree with you Race...I just watched the way she harped on him for every tiny thing for so long, I can't help but cut him some slack for the pig behavior for awhile. I can't say she doesn't have it coming. And yes, she "takes care of the kids" in the sense that they reside in her home under the constant supervision of the minimum-wage, slave-driven nanny team Kunt keeps herded on the compound with electric fences, but let's face it, they are both shitty parents who don't care about the children, so that's a stalemate. Kunt is the horribly controlling one so desperately concerned about appearances that she will do anything, including sacrificing all of her family and friends, to make it appear that her crumbling, piteous life is somehow perfect to, oh, I don't know, no one. She is one dumb slut, and the true evil in this scenario. Burn the Kunt, and cast her ashy bone fragments into a cesspool of the very piss and shit that pumped through her veins in life.