Saturday, July 25th 2009

Speaking Of Unnecessary Reality Shows.....

OctoCrazy's reality show dreams (and our nightmares) have finally come true! Octo's show was announced a while ago, but she has officially signed contracts for every one of her ten zillion BABEHS. Octo filed documents in court yesterday asking a judge to approve the contracts.

UsWeekly says that Octo and the production company came to an agreement which states that each kid will make around $250 for each day of filming. All 14 kids will make $125,000 for 36 days of shooting in the first year. They will make $75,000 for 21 days of filming in the second year and $50,000 for 14 days in the third year. This will give them a grand total of $250,000 for 71 days of work.

Those babies are getting theirs. Or should I say they are getting theirs, and then Octo will snatch the checks out of their chubby little hands so she can make a down payment on a new uterus. She'll install her new uterus into her lips. SHIT! Octo would never stop if she could carry babies in her lips. 2 stones....

And OctoCrazy's pimp game is for real! Snoop Dogg needs to curtsy before her! I don't think it's too soon to give Octo a pimp cup, a full-length chinchilla coat, a fedora with a feather in it and a cane. Bow down! Octo just may be PIMP OF THE YEAR.

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starpoot's picture

people may call her insane, but she got EVERYTHING she ever wanted out of this mess.

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@Yellow Marigold:

You have GOT to close your italics tag in your siggy! You're spreading itals all over creation, hun!

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good: "Why hasn't this cunt be investigated for disability and welfare fraud?"

No shit. I'm reserving judgment on the number of kids she has because I have three, and according to some people, I'm a selfish breeding baby hoarder who's overpopulating the planet with our huge carbon footprint.

But it's NOT a matter of opinion that she has defrauded the state of California with impunity.

I like to imagine the dilemma she must have had. On the one hand, she would be getting attention and wonder and sympathy from the entire world. Yet her con job would be exposed. What to do, Nadya? What to do...?

YellowMarigold's picture

Octomom is so fucked up, for having so many kids in the first place and then signing them into contracts to make money from them. Any 'parent' who would sign their kid up for a reality show is fucking nuts.

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This baby Pez dispenser is STILL around???

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Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:21pm.
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OK. I'll bite. What do you spend $50 grand
on in your sleep?? Or $75 grand ?
And where do you have that kind of money from ?

Green Is Good's picture

Do welfare checks cover Botox, lip injections, and manicures/pedicures?

Why hasn't this cunt be investigated for disability and welfare fraud?

Hekki's picture

TITS: There is a site by this guy who calls himself "Octorazzi". He's apparently a paparazzo who blogs about OctoCunt. Just google it.

He's one of the dopes who hangs out in front of her barnyard and covers every move she makes. I'm obsessed with that shitshow, but not as bad as these folks.

The comments alone are worth it.

Hekki's picture

It will take all my willpower not to watch this clusterfuck. I want to watch so I can make fun of her and feel superior.

KittenKatinCanada's picture

Why did I bother to start working full time at 20? Why did I choose to keep working full time while simultaneously finishing my degree? Why, after 20+ years do I continue to work hard every day at job that destroys my soul just to be able to pay off a mortgage and put food in my stomach?

I could have taken fertility drugs and been done. Damn!

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TITS's picture

Does anyone know if she gets heckled when she goes outside in public?

Please say yes. Please!!

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Octoloon needs to pay back the citizens of California before anything else. Malingerer!

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Submitted by muffintops on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:00pm.i hope the judge forces that cash to go directly into a trust to pay for the kids stuff (and not her expenses selfish needless expenses)

I hope that a judge forces this cuntocopia to pay the citizens of California back for the money she's stolen from them via her 'disability' claim, her food stamps and public assistance, and her hospital bills!! That's why I have mixed feelings about her inking this deal...I hate to see her profit from her evil, but I hate the way she's ripped off the public just as much, if not more.
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christine the hoff's picture

just do no want this snit!!

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Fucka doodle-do.

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Submitted by roxie on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 1:28am.

Or that long overdue lobotomy

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roxie's picture

Now she can buy some more Jimmy Choo, Prada, Chanel, etc...maybe some Petit Tresor for her kids.

udontknow's picture

Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

Harley Quinn's picture

*ring ring* "Um, hello, may I speak to Octobitch, please?"

*screaming babies in the background, one of them pouring drain cleaner into the nannies water bottle and another pushing one of its siblings down the stairs* "Uh, hello, yes, this is Octo-Mom. (newly trademarked and patented)

"Ah, hello, well California taxpayer here and (in my best Sam Kinison scream) I WANT MY MONEY BACK...NOWWWW....NOWWWW...NOWWWWW."

I hate this trout faced freak. She gives MAC cosmetics a bad name.

TITS's picture

yeah yeah yeah, but how much is the clown car/vagina getting?

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this chick bugs me i think its her lips

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z-listed's picture

I haven't watched Jon and Kate or the born-agains with their bunch of neglected kids and I won't watch this!

Funny how they assume this will make it to three years and have the money all figured out. I figure that after three weeks there won't be a camera man alive who is willing to shoot this crap!

KidL's picture

This is so wrong for so many reasons. I will not be watching this trainwreck.

Kandykane's picture

Not such a great $$$ deal. 50 grand?? Puhleeze. I spend that in my sleep. That money won't last that nutter five minutes. How do I know? Because I could spend that money myself in no time flat and not even break for lunch. 75 grand?? That crazy beehawtcha will spend that at the plastic surgeon's office no prob.

Grace Disful's picture

Thank GOD I don't own a television.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

if i had a uterus that motherfucker would be filled to the brim.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:22pm.
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Hola, Mani! She's nothing if not a Blue Light "Special" Shopper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgdWzL6lev0

cricket's picture

Please let nobody watch this piece of shit whore out her child army. If no one tunes in maybe they will cancel her. I hate this bitch so much. And the douches who are giving her a show. They should sew her puss and inflated lips shut,take those brats and put them in decent homes with people who don't breed like freakin rabbits and just maybe they will have a tiny chance of growing up normal.

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Disgusting. The only way this will be watchable is if she pulls a gun on herself and ends it all. Those kids deserve so much better than this attention whore.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:48pm.

Angelina's finally put on a little weight. It's about time.
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Hahaha! Who knew she shops at K-Mart?

She's a smart shopper. Maybe she's shopping for a pimp hat. http://www-scf.usc.edu/~nwisniew/iom431/purple_pimp_hat.gif

I don't think her lips can close.

Wow. Those babehs make more $$ than me.

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Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:48pm.

Angelina's finally put on a little weight. It's about time.
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Hahaha! Who knew she shops at K-Mart?

cheetahstripes's picture

Angelina's finally put on a little weight. It's about time.

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

MizRo, you know why there arent more posts? Because greed is patriotic. When she was getting govt handouts people wanted her dead. Now that she is "earning" it the old fashioned way, even though she doesnt deserve it, we are not interested anymore.

It could also have to do w/ it being saturday...

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Good Eve, Fair Madiens of Dlisted!

Methinks this wench needs to be shown the eror of her ways, though I art ashamed to say it...it may already be too late.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:41pm.
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A-FUCKEN-MEN to that...

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jazzfish_77's picture

Reality and Octomom have absolutely nothing in common.

MizRo's picture

I'm surprised there aren't a trillion comments.

Ok everyone, if you don't watch or DVR, you are sending a message.

PLEASE don't give her the ratings no matter how curious you are. WILLPOWER people!!

Green Is Good's picture

How does this walking incubator have time to care for her child army? Ah, yes. WELFARE.

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

And then people were pissin' and moanin' about Michael Jackson coverage. Pah.

Well now that the babies "earn money" those who are livid that she is getting government benefits can now focus their attention on the FUCKING MEDIA BEING STUPID ENOUGH to endorse a person like this. Seriously...we always complain about the entertainment industry employing sluts and untalented nobodies who would probably otherwsie be serving at Hooters or McDonalds if they werent acting, but in reality we have OURSELVES to blame. Governments, in free, democratic countries, are just a reflection of their people and their sentiments. The same is true for media. The only reason they are shelling out $ 250 for these bastards is because people will watch it. Even those who really hate Octo mommy, will tune in.

I dont know what's worse, living off of government aid to support your irresponsbile lifestyle choices or to be getting rewarded with ridiculously high "earnings" for your irresponsible lifestyle choices - sending society the mesage that the more fucked up your choices, the more reward in the end. $ 250 grand for a mere 2 1/2 months of work? For what? For being mentally ill and white trash? For having 14 babies being a single mother For contributing to the population problem by adding 14 more bastards into the world? WOW...only in the US of fucking A is such a thing possible.
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SeH's picture

PS Snoop Dogg has already done like two seasons of his own family oriented reality show and his kids are spoiled and insolent. He beat her to it on that one.

SeH's picture

Did anyone else giggle at the mention of Snoop Dogg curtsying?

I echo everyone's outrage. It's sooo sad that even I know some crazy bitch who's moniker is "Babymill." Octo puts em all to shame though.

tojo's picture

Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 3:16pm.
Why would I watch this, or any of the other shows about over-reproductive mothers? If I want to see unruly kids and unhappy parents, I'll just go to Target on a Saturday afternoon.
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:05pm.

And so the dumbing down & breaking down of American society & culture continues.....WTF?!?! This is an OUTRAGE of major preportions I tell you! Anyone who would tune into THIS show for even one minute are guilty of perpetuating an already downward spiral of society & culture. I am truly disgusted at whoever is responsible for wanting to produce such a show. Shame, shame, shame!
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It's like we're twins; I agree completely.

EvilShoe's picture

18K a month?

MAC cosmetics for everyone!

liverwurst's picture

She'd look just like Angelina, if only Angie would eat a sandwich or something.

flyereu's picture

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Snarkley's picture

It's criminal. This whole thing is criminal and should not be allowed in a civilized society.

Reeter's picture

I hate this bitch.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 2:45pm.

Is this show gonna be on TLC? They should change the name to FDN (Famewhore and Douche Network.)
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When's the bearded lady and the pinhead man gonna get a TLC show? Now that I'd watch.