Skeletor Got To Second Base
Skeletor took the night off from hunting virgins for their blood to take JLo to her big 40th birthday party in NYC. It might have been JLo's night, but Skeletor is the one who really got lucky. Bitch got to touch one of her tetas! You know this is the farthest he's gotten with JLo since he stuck his brittle wang bone in her real quick to make the Dragon Tales twins.
Normally, JLo would fart on him for pulling this kind of move in public, but she didn't know what was going on. First of all, because of the 10 tons of make-up on her eyes, she couldn't see too good. Second of all, she really didn't have much feeling in her chichis, because her tight ass girdle cut off all circulation to them.
Happy Belated Birthday to JLo! And Happy Titty Touching Day to Skeletor!
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and
girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
J-Ho's ass is so massive that the odor from it could wipe out an entire village!
How can a woman so gorgeous be with a guy so fugly, ugh she deserves better.
And hello to all my dlister friends I havent visited with in awhile!
My job has been super consuming as of late!
Dude has got to be manorexic.
In terms of JLo, what is 40 in botox years?
I have to admit, I'd take her body. Considering I turn 39 in about a month, I'd be just fine if i photographed that good body-wise, especially after having birthed twins a few years ago.
Plus, I'd feel even better knowing I had a serious bank.
No need for a mid-life crisis for JLo (except for that goofy husband).
Meanwhile, the what have I really done with my life?...am I successful enough?...why do I have no savings at 40??? questions are creeping up fast in my life.
And the best question of all...should I hurry up and get pregnant before my remaining eggs die and my womb dries up for good
I have intense hatred for JLo, but I must admit I think her body looks pretty fabulous here. Her ass looks like its been a little deflated which is an improvement.
I thought she just kept her fat self satisfied arse and ego in Long island these days-oh no thats what we all wish she would do...
Surely nobody still cares about this ho--she needs to stay home,try to remember the dragon tales twins names and let Skeletor the talented one in the family bring home the bacon....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
ed by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:43am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:39am.
Oh, and DD - when J.Ho sang "I'm Real", she wasn't singin' bout her wigs.
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Thanks, Plec. I WISH TO GAWD a pap would snap her real hair. I took a better look and it looks like she might definitely have thick strands woven in.
That dress looks like it belongs on the clearance rack at Wet Seal.
Girlfriend looks drunk/stoned in most of these photos. MA looks, well skeletal.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:39am.
Um....there is no way to "suck" in back-fat. lol Is her hair for real?
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Alas, if only Skeletor could suck in other things besides her soul.
Oh, and DD - when J.Ho sang "I'm Real", she wasn't singin' bout her wigs.
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I love how she insists she's a size 6. That would make Skeletor a size 4. Her dresses are too big for him.
Submitted by yoly on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
Suck it in girl. Nice muffin top under the armpits.
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Um....there is no way to "suck" in back-fat. lol Is her hair for real?
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ok, now all you lardasses done pissed me off.
suck it in?
arm fat?
muffin top?
are you fucking crazy?
yet you will call that skag angelina too skinny.
so, all a y'all got a strict 5 pound range in which a woman's weight must fall?
sheeit.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 4:57am.
That man is hot - he has both 'sizemeat-hands' and 'sizemeat-ears', both of which qualities are likely to result in finding a family size choriso in the trousers.
The stinkfish-sow is another matter - yuck! We thought J-Ho had watermelon chichas, yet here she is flat as a board.
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when you say 'we' who exactly does that include?
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That man is hot - he has both 'sizemeat-hands' and 'sizemeat-ears', both of which qualities are likely to result in finding a family size choriso in the trousers.
The stinkfish-sow is another matter - yuck! We thought J-Ho had watermelon chichas, yet here she is flat as a board.
Discuss!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:07pm.
No, his real name ain't Lopaz. It's Marco Antonio Muñiz. Skeletor if you're nasty.
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I thank you greatly for the correction, fair madien. *bows*
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JLo looks good...JBF hair and all.I'd definitely give it a good thumpin'.What's she workin' on these days?
I hate it when men wear enough juwelry to decorate a modest size Christmas tree. In my book straight guys don't accessorize (note to Brad Pitt amongst others: lose the Pashmina, the newsboy cap and the men's purse). Now that I've got this out of my system: Michael K., you're sublime poetry brings light into my sad little life. Thank you for that.
Please Media Gods, make this narcissistic fur hag go away forever....
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:42pm.
I actually forgot she was still around. Maybe Affleck really was better for her career.
....because he did wonders for his own.
that is a ridiculous piece of underarm back fat there, are you sure he isn't trying to reach up to push it away before it swallows him whole.
Damn she look to' up, been smoking that good ooh-wee!
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Latinos get pulled over fo' no REASON!! Cause of racism!! Barry Soetero SAYS SO!!!!
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Suck it in girl. Nice muffin top under the armpits.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by nono on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:24pm.
Yes yes and YES!
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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I don't know why but I really hate this attention whore. Isn't she the same one who was rumored to be upset at Madonna acting like she was ruining "her craft." And yet JLo can't fucking sing worth a shit and she still had the nerve to crank out some records?
Submitted by nono on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:24pm.
In the pic where skeletor is touching her boob, he kinda of reminds me of Garth (from Wayne and Garth). I can't explain it.
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It's his mouth. He has his lips pursed like Garth.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 7:24pm.
In the pic where skeletor is touching her boob, he kinda of reminds me of Garth (from Wayne and Garth). I can't explain it.
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It's his mouth. He has his lips pursed like Garth.
That was no event worth speaking of. Jon Gosselin wasn't there. :P
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Damn, JLo looks as beat as an E Street hooker pulling a 48er. Damn.
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I guess she didn't have time to get her gown hemmed to a workable length.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 9:14pm.
okay, so this is the THIRD picture i've had to adblock today alone!
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I'm with ya, TITS. Not only should Skeletor not be heard, more importantly, he should never even be seen.
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okay, so this is the THIRD picture i've had to adblock today alone!
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
His hands must feel like sticks poking her pokies.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 8:04pm.
It is most improper for a man to touch a woman like that in public! Mr. Lopaz should be ashamed of himself.
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No, his real name ain't Lopaz. It's Marco Antonio Muñiz. Skeletor if you're nasty.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 6:13pm.
UGH - my very good friend's ex has been sending me inappropriate text messages. He and I were friends before they start dating but I have known her longer. This ex is also engaged to someone else and is texting me while at his bachelor party. I don't know what to do. I am obviously not interested and just disgusted. Do I tell her!?
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UGH is right! He sounds like one of those immature men who are too insecure to have an intimate, monogamous relationship; They have to come on to every attractive woman who crosses their path because they crave the attention, in order to feel good about themselves. Maybe you'd be doing her a huge favour, as much as it may hurt her initially. It could save her a lifetime of pain of marrying someone she could never trust.
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It is most improper for a man to touch a woman like that in public! Mr. Lopaz should be ashamed of himself.
What happened to class, honour and dignity?
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I actually forgot she was still around. Maybe Affleck really was better for her career.
Got a question: Is Skeletor still a big star in Latin countries?
Walk-by comment:
super-tight dress, mammoth hair, slitty high-eyes and a cadaver groping on her chest.
Normal day for Lopez I'd say.
In the pic where skeletor is touching her boob, he kinda of reminds me of Garth (from Wayne and Garth). I can't explain it.
Miss Jane, tell her, but not until like 10 years from now. Otherwise you could arouse some latent feelings that she'd feel compelled to act on, and it's just too much dramz.
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What the hell is up with his teefs? Did JLo choose her dress color to coordinate with them? GAK!!!
...I'd kick that low rent Barney Fife in the nutsack if he dared touch mah tittties in public!...
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