Sunday, July 26th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Maru - The most famous Japanese cat in the entire universe!
It took my ass long enough, but I'm finally giving Maru the credit he so thoroughly deserves! Maru is most famous for his box catrobatics and for getting stuck in things, but he does so much more than that! He's a model (above), a soul saver, a metaphor painter and MORE! If you haven't checked out his site or YouTube page yet, please grab a bong and do so. Below is one of my favorites:
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i love the pic and video of Maru. good thing the owner made a bigger hole in the bag.
i concur...Maru should be HS for July.
i love this cat!
**"Who am I? Why am I here?" (J. Stockdale)**
I'm in love with this cat.
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hilarious...and he's chubby to boot
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and
more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will
the world be??
Please tell that cage in the movie is not put Maru in! That cat deserves to entertain 24 x 7.
OMG that is one spoiled pussy, check out his website!!
"These are Maru's brushes.
In the season of the falling fur, the brush of the right-side is very useful."
The cat lets himself be brushed off with a damn sticky roller, what shit is this cat on?!
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
Submitted by F-listed on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 6:20pm.
Where do I find a tiara like that?
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At your local wet market. Ask for a crab.
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Bottom-feeder.
Where do I find a tiara like that?
Ha! I love it when he crashes into the fence/door blocker thingy to get the bag on his head....then wandering around all cool calm and collected :) Cute!
Frickin love that cat! I love my own, but I do wish he loved boxes as much as Maru... and splayed his legs like he does :P heh
I don't even like cats, but this little fucker is adorable.
Oh and a very beautiful animal too.
Cats are usually beautiful, but this one is out of the charts! No wonder he's the most famous cat of Japan. He's so beautiful, he looks straight out of a beautifully drawn manga.
ETA: DR. Funk, just saw we had the exact same introductory line, hah!
Guessing this is a common sentiment.
Maru can put this one under his badge of accomplishments too: making people, who don't even like cats, swoon over a cat...
I don't even like cats...but I dig MARU. His "sensory deprivation" scene there was a riot.He can work a crowd.
Maru reminds me of ''The Unknown Comic'' with the baggie on his head LOL .... I know I'm old.
Friggin cute!
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
I'm still cracking up. It's the Will Ferrell of cats, except Maru is more natural.
That is fucken fun-nee. I just want to scrape that crust out of his eye with my pinky coke nail, but my Tallulah gave him a few meows, so that's that.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
He's adorable. I love that chubby kitty.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Maru is Hot Slut of the Year! He's obviously well loved and cared for. BTW, where in Japan is the apartment? It's huge, but Maru needs his space.
story of my LIFE in that clip.
That is the funniest cat ever. I love him.
Maru is one baddass cat. period.
What a cutie! With a cat like Maru I would never leave my house just staring at him all day.
Yay Maru! I love you!
Who made the thread SLANTY!?
HWORE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
uh oh, it's gonna be an Animal Battle Royale for HSOTM, Maru vs. Doggie Fwends, one being blind the other his seeing eye doggie....
But an animal is gonna win!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Maru has a fetish!
Good kitteh!!! :D
I want one! I already have one, but I want another. Kitties are awesome.
Yay Maru!! Pretty sure the first time I ever saw this gorgeous creature was on Dlisted.. the new video with the moving boxes and the garbage can is hysterical. Maru's definitely got my vote for HSOTM-->HSOTY.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
Hot slut of the Y E A R!!
I laughed until my desk was soaked with tears!
Well deserved hot slut!
kitteh cuteness!
my kitteh needs a internet job, she tries to be cute but alas she only comes off as annoying. all she does is sleep, eat, and shit all day-lazy ass cat....oh wait, she might have learned that from me.
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
HAHA! He just walks around casually with a bag over his head. Love it.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
maru shall be the hot slut of the year.
i am sure of it.
bc we LOVE maru!
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The McCanns Did It
Maru has my vote!
LOVE me some Maru!
Congratulations Maru, you deserve this! I love you Maru.
I don't usually fawn over animals, but that cat is special. Love that crazy chunker!
I have got to check out Maru's website later. Bwahaha, this is too funny! Methinks perhaps Maru's water bowl is filled with Bong water? Thanks for posting, MK - you never fail to make me ROTFLMAO with the wacky YouTubes! :) Maru for HSOTW then HSOTM! She's got my vote.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Maru for Hot Slut Of The Year!!!
Team Maru all the way!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 11:17am.
you know he's the sort of cat to sleep on the humans kidneys at night
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Yeah! That's a total BIG LOVE situation with Maru!
I loved that apartment too bad they're moving - but i note that maru has managed to slice up the leather a bit. good kitty!
you know he's the sort of cat to sleep on the humans kidneys at night.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Hello Kitty, say goodbye. I love this pussy!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Oh snap!! lol
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 10:59am.
Alright, who forgot to close their italics bracket?
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I'm thinking of marigolds...yellow marigolds.
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Bottom-feeder.
Um....someone needs to close the itals code or someone's gonna get yelled at. I DINT DOO IT!!
Alright, who forgot to close their italics bracket?
I love Maru! Lol, cute. And that thing on his head looks like part of a crab shell. Reminds me of the time we gave our cat some leftover crab and it literally ate the whole thing, shell and all.
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My dog: the original wonk eye.
Maru is a wise choice for Hot Slut today! Yay Maru!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I see MK is phoning it in today; I guess he's allowed to nurse his hangover.
I like how they put a hole at the bottom of the bag so Maru would not suffocate. He's totally cool with it, no freaking out for Maru.