JLo's Birthday Celebrations Will Never End

Last night in NYC, JLo had herself another 40th birthday party. Only this was supposedly a "surprise" party Skeletor put together. Nalgas, please! Where the hell did JLo think she was going when she put on that Cleopatra dress she snatched from a drag queen and that braided hair bowl that belongs in a Cinnabon counter? You know she planned that whole thing from top to bottom. I mean, only JLo's mess ass would come up with the name "An Evening For Lola." That is a wreck. And if JLo thinks we're going to start calling her ass "Lola," then she needs more people. Preferably people with prescription pads and straitjackets.

JLo tried to act all shocked when the car pulled up in front of the theater, but come on.... Bitch couldn't even pull of a natural "surprised" look when an anaconda was trying to bite her ass! She should've studied the look on her twins faces whenever she makes a monthly visit to their nursery. Now that's a real surprised look. I need to stop. It's JLo's birthday. So Happy Birthday, Jlo...A-FUCKING-GAIN (this is going to be a daily thing, right?)

Here's some more pictures from last night of the every day birthday girl, Skeletor and her guests including Leah Remini (ugh), Lizaaaaaa and Ricky Martin.

Splash, Bauer Griffin

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Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:08pm.

Every time I see a pic of J-Lo lately she has an expression on her face like she's saying "Hee! Hee!" I can't figure out if this is her laughing at Skeletor or just because she's on the good shit.

Submitted by smiletoyou715 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:18pm.

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

Submitted by Phoebe on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:31pm.

The pic of her leaving in the other dress with her hair hanging down makes it seem like there was some bizarre orgy inside that ruined her dress and hairdo. Especially with his shirt all hanging open. Ewww

Ricky Martin is gorgeous.

Submitted by Table Flipping Bitch on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

The wiglet is a baddddd match.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by Table Flipping Bitch on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:16pm.
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OK, you are a stupid spamming asshole. But I do like your username. Is that you, Teresa?

Submitted by mharker on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:09pm.

I think she had the potential to be a decent actress but she blew it by doing crappy romantic comedies and incessantly promoting her "music", clothing line, perfume, etc. I liked her in Out Of Sight. And she showed so much empathy in The Cell and provided a surprising range in U-Turn, two movies that got mixed or poor reviews but I think are pretty good. (Maybe I have no taste.)

It all goes back to actors making good choices. ScarJo has made some good choices even though her skills are limited. If JLo managed to get herself into better movies and turned down her ego, the way she did in her earlier work, maybe she'd be more respected.

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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:58pm.

JLow is such a non-talent, ugly, irrelevant twat..so why does she warrant any attention on her 40th. I am on the deep end of my 40's and trust it is really nothing to party about...your body changes in ways that you couldn't imagine, gray hairs poke up in the weirdest places..the days of late night parties is a thing of the past...cause you REALLY NEED YOUR SLEEP! I am glad I didn't make a big deal of turning 40 bcs. that is when gravity kicks in big time! JLOW I wish you would just chill, you are not that good looking, have a vampire for a husband, and you have no real talent except for marrying..and divorcing...but thats not a talent that is just plain stupidity!

Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:30pm.

I saw half of the E True Hollywood Story of this one and she is such a homewrecker. Practically every relationship she has been in started when either the guy she got with was with someone else or when she was with someone else. Nasty. She must be a real insecure twat.
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Submitted by facebook guy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:17am.

Like my great great grandfather used to post on his FRIENDSTER PAGE...

BOOTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BUTT HOLDER

JLO happy BDAY! and thank you for being my date to the 2009 FACEBOOK AWARDS @ THE KODAK THEATER THIS THURSDAY! AND THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF MY #1 YOUTUBE WEB SERIES!

http://www.youtube.com/user/facebookguy1

I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!

Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:49am.

PS in the spanish Music awards Skeletor didnt mention his wife at all
everyone noticed
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Submitted by gia on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:33am.

Submitted by Youri on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:11am.
Is it me or does pic 12 show her boobjob scar?

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ITA...She soooo had a boob lift or something done to those puppies...She is just such a nauseating phony, I can't stand to even look at her.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:33am.

I love her dress, but hasn't she worn it before?

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Submitted by Rebitcha on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:26am.

I actually like JLo's dress.

Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:17am.

is liza wearing JEANS WTF!! And LEAH RIMINI bitch please someone needs to stab that cunt in the eye with a pencil already. Where are the terrorists when u need them I will seriously draw them a fucking map to her front door. They can't miss. This truly tells me that there is no God when good ppl continue to die and fucking cunts like her continue to take up all my effing oxygen supply. Really I now know THIS is hell.

Submitted by kacky on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:15am.

I love that Liza couldn't even be bothered to dress up. Well, I guess the spangly top counts for something.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Sun, 07/26/2009 - 9:12pm.

Hey, you! You stole my man. LOL

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:00am.

This bitch is so full of herself. Yeah, she was surprised. *rolls eyes*

LMAO at Liza in jeans.

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Submitted by cprincess on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:43am.

Christ this bitch is so taken with herself and for the life if me I cant figure out why!
Elizabath Taylor in Cleopatra she will never be in a million years...
She looks like a drag queen dressing up as a Long Island housewife at Halloween.

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Submitted by lindina2 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:20am.

40's a big birthday (I vaguely recall turning 40). Enjoyed all the comments, but does anyone else wonder why Skeletor hasn't done something with his teeth? He's had work done (profile in #12) but omg...

Ricky Martin looks great! He looks better now than when he was young and pretty.

Liza. JEANS? And a date with who has no top teeth? Maybe he left them in the limo?

Surprise party but she just happened to have another dress, jewelry, clutch and hairpiece to change into? Remember the days when Britney would change clothes 20 times a day so the paps would take more pictures of her? Once she'd been photographed in an outfit they couldn't sell any more of her.

And Rimini looks awful. I wonder if she ever got her daughter off the bottle.

Happy over-excessiveness birthday, but thanks for helping the economy by supporting your local florist. We know you got the clothes and "borrowed" the jewels.

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:15am.

Youri you can see the tape and how its pressing on her boob but it does look like a scar.

Too bad she wore TOO MUCH FU**ING make up. Bitch looks great. Ricki's looking older and heavier...poo

Submitted by Youri on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:11am.

Is it me or does pic 12 show her boobjob scar?

Submitted by flyereu on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:56am.

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:48am.

Seriously, what is that shit sitting on her head? It's like five shades lighter than her own hair. Did she get done up in the dark?

Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:19am.

I'm amazed she never did anything to her nose. She gets botox but that is par for the course in LA.

The bridge of her nose is so wide and flat... like a boxer. No, actually her nose reminds me of Jack Palance.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:14am.

Riiiickeeee Maaaaht'in!
I heard "Livin' La Vida Loca" on teh rdaio YESTERDAY and blasted it and did the car seat dance!

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:14am.

Mrs Patrick Campbell, I have to say, Ricky looks old which is actually a GOOD thing. He seems to be aging like the rest of us. He's accepted his grays and doesn't look botoxed or stretched in my opinion. I actually am relieved he looks a little "haggard".

That big bun on JLo's head is as fake as her surprised look. Look, I can understand celebrating the big 40 because I"ll be there myself next year. I'm planning a trip to the Carribean to celebrate, Dominican Republic perhaps, but two blow out parties, give it a fucking break JLo. She figured she didn't get enough publicity that they had to pull off another event.

YAWN!

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Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:08am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:01am.

My theory is that people who give themselves nicknames don't have enough real friends to get one the normal way. And they were probably the kids who had parents invite as many classmates to their birthday parties as they could - even the enemies and bullies.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:01am.

Miss Ricky Martin has had some 'work done' and it looks very good!

Does anyone know who her plastic surgeon is?

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:01am.

Speaking of Lola, remember when Madonna's daughter Lourdes was born? They called her Lola. Now she's Lourdes. Maybe because Lourdes didn't want the name of a baby hooker.

EDIT: No offense to anyone actually named Lola. It's just when you give YOURSELF a cutesy nickname, it's fucking retarded. I'm talking to YOU TOO, Mimi.

Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:57am.

y Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:05am.

Haha! So cute. I might need to recycle 'gayer than a picnic basket..' splendid!

Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:55am.

Only she could make couture look cheap.

And basta with the spider lash extensions. You ain't fooling anyone! To do them right a few on the TOP outer corners ONLY. Not the full strip top and bottom. And it looks like she puts white powder circles on both eyes like she is using makeup as spotlighting.. what is that?

JLo and Moriah need to be friends. Can you imagine?
Two peas inna pod.

Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:26am.

Ugh...

Can't this tacky asshole go away?

If she were aware of her cheesiness and had even a little bit of a sense of humor, I'd not hate her as much, but yah...

Again, this fucker should have stopped while she was ahead a looong time ago.

How many times is she going to turn 40?
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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:06am.

Ricky Martin is starting to look haggard - so sad

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:05am.

I'd love to smack the bitch expression right off Leah Remini's Xenu lovin' face. and wtf was she even doing there?

Oh and Liza, to save you the trouble of your gazillionth divorce: pssst your date is gayer than picnic basket.

Submitted by shinedown909 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:08am.

The hottest guy ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmc6w9NA6Ck (he takes his shirt off at 2.22)

Submitted by yoly on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:34am.

I just threw up in my mouth. What a skank. Go away you fucking crazy chola.

Submitted by miamibartendress on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:54am.

Hey MK...I just called to say I love you...me lurky long time.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:36am.

Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:23am.

So did thumbnail 12 get discussed? The one where her nipple tape and stretch marks are showing? *voms*
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Errghh....you're right! Looks like scars or something...
Thumbnail 13 shows a good example of body language. I don't need to say more ;)

Submitted by Chrisantemus on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 2:28am.

Yeah right, a total surprise...only to bring a second dress with matching clutch and another weave to change into. And WHO THE HELL DID HER MAKEUP?!! Bitch looks like someone blew some talk on her face and sent her on her way.

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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...

Submitted by tojo on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 2:23am.

So did thumbnail 12 get discussed? The one where her nipple tape and stretch marks are showing? *voms*
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 2:15am.

Goddess dress number 2055 in place? Check!
Fake eyelashes to complement heavy eye make-up? Check!
Dead cat on my head? Check!
Skeletor on my arm? Check.
Got my routine down? (i.e.: act surprised and overwhelmed upon entering, do the royal wave with the oh my gosh-smile) Check!
Now let's give the people what they want and let the festivities commence!

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:57am.

If you feel the need to wear a hairpiece, then take one that is of the colour of your own hair...

Why does JLo get another post...? Booooring....

Submitted by udontknow on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:51am.

Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:43am.

I kind of wanted to be nice about J-Ho turning 40, but WTF is on her head? It looks like a day-old braided pastry with a cinnamon and burnt sugar topping? Okay, J-Lo. Nice!

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:35am.

hexe!
I do some home inspection for a local rescue...I understand WHY they have the rules that they do, like every rescue....but do you think they may be too strict?

I get the message they are trying to get across, but, if you/we/they make it too much of a production, why wouldn’t potential adopters just tell us to fuck off?

I’ve met so many people that say that is just easier to buy a pet...Makes me sad...they prob just go buy...

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:25am.

tacky

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:16am.

We are quite interested in this man's long, thick,beauifully shaped manfingers/hands.

And knowing sizequeen J-Ho we can also be confident that he also has something else that is long, thick, and beautifully shaped!

Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:26am.

Ugh, someone needs to do a better job helping her match up those jessica simpson hair extensions. She also seems to wear a lot of dresses that require her being tied up like a pot roast or something. Not that she looks like one - at least she actually has something to put IN that dress.

Submitted by hexe on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:10am.

Clarisse, I used to work with a German Shepherd rescue and did home inspections. What do you need?

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