Monday, July 27th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (32)
Cheyenne Kimball (19)
Nick Hogan (19)
Alex Rodriguez (34)
Pete Yorn (35)
Maya Rudolph (37)
Takashi Shimizu (37)
Triple H (40)
Maria Grazia Cucinotta (41)
Julian McMahon (41)
Juliana Hatfield (42)
Bill Engvall (52)
Yahoo Serious (56)
Maureen McGovern (60)
Peggy Fleming (61)
Jerry Van Dyke (78)
Norman Lear (87)

Posted by: Michael K


yucko's picture

Aw, he really is attractive--he generally looks better in motion than in pictures, though. I wish he'd cut back on the drugs/alcohol so he could preserve his prettiness. There's no reason to lose his good looks prematurely.

literarylioness's picture

MK you should have put up a picture of Julian McMahan. That is one hot man! He is intense and I like him, even if he messed around on his wife with Shannan Dougherty. Happy Birthday Julian!

smiletoyou715's picture

hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!

chasing windmills's picture

I thought this was the Madonna before picture.
Wow she is looking Iggy armed these days, you were dead on.
Have a s'more or two and put some soft in the limbs.

govt_cheese's picture

JRM's kinda hot in this pic. Maybe it's better if he doesn't full-on look at you.

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DR.FUNK's picture

HB A-ROD:

Looking forward to another Yankee post season COLLAPSE at the hands of the ANGELS again baybeeee!!!

dustbunny's picture

I absolutely adore this look on JRM. Damn shame some industry type talked him into thinking he needed to transform his appearance. *grumble*
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letinstar's picture

jrm is too sexy for his shirt... happy birthday to all the bday sluts today...
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D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday, Pete Yorn! And all the others on the list. :)

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LostSoul's picture

I seriously thought this was a flat-chested chick when I first saw the photo- like an old school Ally McBeal.

facebook guy's picture

HAPPY BUURTHDAY NICK HOGAN!

Lets go shop together @ THE ED HARDY OUTLET ON MELROSE. I WILL BUY YOU SOMETHING since you bought me that BEDAZZLED FALCON Tee last time. NOthing expensive though! HAHA! Nothing over $500.

Oh and yeah, I did post EPISODE 2 of my #1 WEBSERIES OF ALL TIME. Its got that CHICK you were hitting on @ LA DOUCHE last Wednesday night in it!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-thQmaa3Ns

I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!

Janniwanni's picture

Happy 32nd birthday to JRM!!!!! <3 <3

Reeter's picture

He is a pretty man.

joe shmoe's picture

HB to Julian McMahon, hwat Aussie piece and Norman Lear, brilliant and therefore very hwat.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I thought that was Madonna at first!

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what a great picture of JRM.dangdang dang.:D:):D
oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL! :O

Plecostomus's picture

@Mother Superior

Amy Winehouse 'died in ex-husband's arms'
NME.com - ‎2 hours ago‎

Reports of her death are greatly exaggerated.
Besides, she's got enough combustible chemicals in her system to outlast the sun.

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NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:15am.

HB to Mr Jonathan Staines...

One thing.....people are rumoring on the streets that Wino died...does anyone know????

LOL @ Jonathan Staines

That was perfect :P

NaNoop's picture

Haven't seen Yahoo Seriousness's name in ages. HB to all the slutz.
Good morning whores.

Rhoda's picture

Happy Birthday to Norman Lear, Jonathan (who is now old enough to know better by now, Pete, Jerry, Bill and Yahoo Serious who is seriously awesome.

Hysteria's picture

Happy Bday to all except that rotten spawn Nick Assholegan.

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Plecostomus's picture

It's a wonder Jonathan Rhys-Meyers made it to 32. Hope you make it to 33, you drunken lush.

Also, HB Norman Lear, A-Roid, YahooSeriouslyYou're50? and Maureen McGovern, we may never love like this again, so there's got to be a morning after.
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Toonkinstein's picture

...I'd still ride him like a race car!!!! Happy Birthday JRM....come over I'll let you touch the Toonkinstein!! *wink*

Race Bannon's picture

SkyBitch- Watch Velvet Goldmine, it is a great movie, well maybe not great, but it is good. I also liked him in Match Point. Check those out, and The Tudors. He plays a very yummy King Henry the VIII.

Tristram's picture

Maria Grazia Cucinotta is the hotness. How does Italy consistently produce women who look like that? Wiki says she played Sideshow Bob's Italian wife. hahaha

I always thought Pete Yorn would be the Next Big Thing but it never happened. His early CDs were brills.

SkyBitch's picture

I have no idea who this JRM guy is (except from here), but...yes, please.

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JosiePussycat's picture

Holy Shiz...July is the month for figure skating greats...Johnny Weir, Michelle Kwan, Dorothy Hamill and today Peggy Fleming...I am, as the great Dick Button would say..nonplussed.

Race Bannon's picture

Tomahawk-I don't know why, but that made me laugh.

I need more cowbell's picture

Damn! Just wanna bite that boy.

tomahawk's picture

woah.. nick hogan is still alive?
(compliment your pic choices - you always find the best ones =))

Race Bannon's picture

I wonder if Nick is going out for drinks tonight?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Love Yahoo Serious (real name Greg Pead). He is a hot hot hot slut. Young Einstein was the shit:

"You can discover the infinite universe AFTER you've done the washing up."

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flyereu's picture

I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

Migraine Sally's picture

I have never been ashamed to admit to you sluts that I ♥ JRM. I do. I ♥ him. I love this Velvet Goldmine era picture too. Thanks MK!

*hiding under desk*

HB JRM. You sexy messed up mothafucka. Look, the two douches are right next to each other, Hogan & ARod. Vom inducing. This is quite a list. Cuchinotta? I say Cuchiyessa. Is Triple H related to Preparation?

Race Bannon's picture

Ummm, Ummmm, Ummmm, JRM is so hot! I love those crazy cupcake lovin' eyes! Loved him in Velvet Goldmine, not so much in August Rush. Of course, who could love anyone that was in August Rush?

Deb's picture

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:46am.

Years ago, (when aliens stole my brain for a year), I dated a guy with the same surname. I renamed him "Nick Cuccinotta-Clue".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

lol Cadet Cougar, I see that in this pic!!

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annobanano's picture

Here's a treat for you sluts that like the pretty boys:
http://www.jrmfansite.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=114&pos=4

annobanano's picture

JRM - such a pretty pretty boy. But much too pretty for my tastes And LOVE Velvet Goldmine.

christine the hoff's picture

drop dead, nick.
JB to everyone else.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Julian McMahon (41)

Mmm mmm YUM!

And I ♥ Bill Engvall, he makes me laugh....

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joanne's picture

HB Bill Engall, Jerry Van Dyke, Julian McMahon, Norman Lear and everyone else born today.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Jonathan is one GORGEOUS fudge-packer!

Happy birthday Jonny Boy!

And thanks to Michael for choosing this gorgeous pic of JRM. Look how pretty!!! =D

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Stains eyes or no, I still think Jonathan is sexay.
Happy Birthday!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Mr. Lear - the man responsible for introducing us to Maude. Thank you Sir. Kid Dyn-O-Mite was not your finest hour though.

I'm just grateful there's no pic of Nick Hogan. Mondays are hard enough.

Mornin'...

The C word's picture

Few things:
-Jonathan has incredibly tiny man-nipples.
-I can only hope that Nick doesn’t get a car for his big day.
-And ‘Cuchinotta’ (typo stays) is my new fave surname.

HB Norman Lear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8FTPv955I&feature=PlayList&p=A4F5B76E6B...

Morning dlisters!

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Stock Broker's picture

Happy Barfday Mr. Norman Lear.

Thanks for some great shows that I now watch on TVLand: The Jeffersons, Goodtimes...they don't make TV like that anymore.

The rest of the list..meh.

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day to Mr. Lear (thanks for the classic sitcoms), funny Jerry, graceful Peggy, Maureen (there's got to be a Morning After...), Bill (Here's Your Sign), Nurse Hathaway, Maya and Julian.

Also Happy 65th Birthday to Bobbie Gentry!!
"He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge"
"And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

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