Monday, July 27th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (32)
Cheyenne Kimball (19)
Nick Hogan (19)
Alex Rodriguez (34)
Pete Yorn (35)
Maya Rudolph (37)
Takashi Shimizu (37)
Triple H (40)
Maria Grazia Cucinotta (41)
Julian McMahon (41)
Juliana Hatfield (42)
Bill Engvall (52)
Yahoo Serious (56)
Maureen McGovern (60)
Peggy Fleming (61)
Jerry Van Dyke (78)
Norman Lear (87)



Aw, he really is attractive--he generally looks better in motion than in pictures, though. I wish he'd cut back on the drugs/alcohol so he could preserve his prettiness. There's no reason to lose his good looks prematurely.
MK you should have put up a picture of Julian McMahan. That is one hot man! He is intense and I like him, even if he messed around on his wife with Shannan Dougherty. Happy Birthday Julian!
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
I thought this was the Madonna before picture.
Wow she is looking Iggy armed these days, you were dead on.
Have a s'more or two and put some soft in the limbs.
JRM's kinda hot in this pic. Maybe it's better if he doesn't full-on look at you.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
HB A-ROD:
Looking forward to another Yankee post season COLLAPSE at the hands of the ANGELS again baybeeee!!!
I absolutely adore this look on JRM. Damn shame some industry type talked him into thinking he needed to transform his appearance. *grumble*
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
jrm is too sexy for his shirt... happy birthday to all the bday sluts today...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Happy birthday, Pete Yorn! And all the others on the list. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I seriously thought this was a flat-chested chick when I first saw the photo- like an old school Ally McBeal.
HAPPY BUURTHDAY NICK HOGAN!
Lets go shop together @ THE ED HARDY OUTLET ON MELROSE. I WILL BUY YOU SOMETHING since you bought me that BEDAZZLED FALCON Tee last time. NOthing expensive though! HAHA! Nothing over $500.
Oh and yeah, I did post EPISODE 2 of my #1 WEBSERIES OF ALL TIME. Its got that CHICK you were hitting on @ LA DOUCHE last Wednesday night in it!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-thQmaa3Ns
I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!
Happy 32nd birthday to JRM!!!!! <3 <3
He is a pretty man.
HB to Julian McMahon, hwat Aussie piece and Norman Lear, brilliant and therefore very hwat.
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The only way to have a friend is to be one~R.W.E.
I thought that was Madonna at first!
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Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
- Nine Inch Nails
what a great picture of JRM.dangdang dang.:D:):D
oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL! :O
@Mother Superior
Amy Winehouse 'died in ex-husband's arms'
NME.com - 2 hours ago
Reports of her death are greatly exaggerated.
Besides, she's got enough combustible chemicals in her system to outlast the sun.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:15am.
HB to Mr Jonathan Staines...
One thing.....people are rumoring on the streets that Wino died...does anyone know????
LOL @ Jonathan Staines
That was perfect :P
Haven't seen Yahoo Seriousness's name in ages. HB to all the slutz.
Good morning whores.
Happy Birthday to Norman Lear, Jonathan (who is now old enough to know better by now, Pete, Jerry, Bill and Yahoo Serious who is seriously awesome.
Happy Bday to all except that rotten spawn Nick Assholegan.
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It's a wonder Jonathan Rhys-Meyers made it to 32. Hope you make it to 33, you drunken lush.
Also, HB Norman Lear, A-Roid, YahooSeriouslyYou're50? and Maureen McGovern, we may never love like this again, so there's got to be a morning after.
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Bottom-feeder.
...I'd still ride him like a race car!!!! Happy Birthday JRM....come over I'll let you touch the Toonkinstein!! *wink*
SkyBitch- Watch Velvet Goldmine, it is a great movie, well maybe not great, but it is good. I also liked him in Match Point. Check those out, and The Tudors. He plays a very yummy King Henry the VIII.
Maria Grazia Cucinotta is the hotness. How does Italy consistently produce women who look like that? Wiki says she played Sideshow Bob's Italian wife. hahaha
I always thought Pete Yorn would be the Next Big Thing but it never happened. His early CDs were brills.
I have no idea who this JRM guy is (except from here), but...yes, please.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Holy Shiz...July is the month for figure skating greats...Johnny Weir, Michelle Kwan, Dorothy Hamill and today Peggy Fleming...I am, as the great Dick Button would say..nonplussed.
Tomahawk-I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
Damn! Just wanna bite that boy.
woah.. nick hogan is still alive?
(compliment your pic choices - you always find the best ones =))
I wonder if Nick is going out for drinks tonight?
Love Yahoo Serious (real name Greg Pead). He is a hot hot hot slut. Young Einstein was the shit:
"You can discover the infinite universe AFTER you've done the washing up."
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I have never been ashamed to admit to you sluts that I ♥ JRM. I do. I ♥ him. I love this Velvet Goldmine era picture too. Thanks MK!
*hiding under desk*
HB JRM. You sexy messed up mothafucka. Look, the two douches are right next to each other, Hogan & ARod. Vom inducing. This is quite a list. Cuchinotta? I say Cuchiyessa. Is Triple H related to Preparation?
Ummm, Ummmm, Ummmm, JRM is so hot! I love those crazy cupcake lovin' eyes! Loved him in Velvet Goldmine, not so much in August Rush. Of course, who could love anyone that was in August Rush?
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:46am.
Years ago, (when aliens stole my brain for a year), I dated a guy with the same surname. I renamed him "Nick Cuccinotta-Clue".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lol Cadet Cougar, I see that in this pic!!
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Here's a treat for you sluts that like the pretty boys:
http://www.jrmfansite.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=114&pos=4
JRM - such a pretty pretty boy. But much too pretty for my tastes And LOVE Velvet Goldmine.
drop dead, nick.
JB to everyone else.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Julian McMahon (41)
Mmm mmm YUM!
And I ♥ Bill Engvall, he makes me laugh....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
HB Bill Engall, Jerry Van Dyke, Julian McMahon, Norman Lear and everyone else born today.
Jonathan is one GORGEOUS fudge-packer!
Happy birthday Jonny Boy!
And thanks to Michael for choosing this gorgeous pic of JRM. Look how pretty!!! =D
Stains eyes or no, I still think Jonathan is sexay.
Happy Birthday!
Mr. Lear - the man responsible for introducing us to Maude. Thank you Sir. Kid Dyn-O-Mite was not your finest hour though.
I'm just grateful there's no pic of Nick Hogan. Mondays are hard enough.
Mornin'...
Few things:
-Jonathan has incredibly tiny man-nipples.
-I can only hope that Nick doesn’t get a car for his big day.
-And ‘Cuchinotta’ (typo stays) is my new fave surname.
HB Norman Lear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8FTPv955I&feature=PlayList&p=A4F5B76E6B...
Morning dlisters!
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Happy Barfday Mr. Norman Lear.
Thanks for some great shows that I now watch on TVLand: The Jeffersons, Goodtimes...they don't make TV like that anymore.
The rest of the list..meh.
Happy B-Day to Mr. Lear (thanks for the classic sitcoms), funny Jerry, graceful Peggy, Maureen (there's got to be a Morning After...), Bill (Here's Your Sign), Nurse Hathaway, Maya and Julian.
Also Happy 65th Birthday to Bobbie Gentry!!
"He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge"
"And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge"
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