Monday, July 27th 2009
There's Something Different About This Crazy Fangirl....
The Keeper of the Unicorn Forest flew into JFK today and was greeted by not your typical Twitard. She doesn't look like Hot Topic just wet farted all over her. She doesn't have a fake "Edward Was Here" tattoo on her neck. She doesn't have a unibrow. And it also doesn't look like a panty milkshake waterfall is running down her leg (this is unconfirmed).
I mean, homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray, but she actually looks kind of normal? This bitch might be an impostor. RPattz should've tested her ass by asking her to recite every line from the New Moon trailer backwards. If she couldn't do that, bitch is faking it. Or maybe she mistook him for Samantha Ronson?
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Doc Martens? Whatevdude, you're such the hipster!
shit i gotta start bookin my flights at jfk instead of ghetto ass newark from now on if girls like this are gonna be there
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
since when do vampires twinkle like fairies?
Snideychick sez:
Nice eyebrows on the chica.
She looks like a low rent Freida Pinto.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Eva Mendes pffft! This young lady has her beat by a mile in the looks department.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
I thought that was Eve Mendes.
Another kooky fan. YAWN!
He looks like my friend's crackhead brother. But he does clean up well. Ka-dooz to makeup artists everywhere.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Rob only wishes he could enjoys these luscious pillows I call breasts. His only question would be "Kristen who?"
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Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:49am.
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LMAO @ "BURN". Ur such a jellis h8r. :P
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
the sapphic lovechild of Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendez.
I seriously thought that was Eva Mendes (in need of a little eyebrow manicure).
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Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:49am.
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LMAO @ "BURN". Ur such a jellis h8r. :P
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
that's probably the best looking twihard i have ever seen.
Migraine Sally- Sevin Nyne smelled kind of like cocoa butter and bug spray rolled into one giant ugly crappy colored mess.
Try to think of Off meets Hawaiian Tropic.!
She looks like if she opened her mouth, Ugly Betty's sister would fall out.
He probably enjoyed the 10 seconds of boobs smooshed up against him. Ya know, since Kristen doesn't have any. BURN!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
Flatsy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:33am
Both and apparently a bit o'skank as well!
*sniffs hair*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LOL Bradi, cheap ho or thrifty ho or both?
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She's flat and that's that!
Flatsy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:20am
I'm using Pantene Conditioner right now cuz it was on sale, I had me a COUPON and I'm a cheap ho like that....
I also use Shea Butter based and scented body stuff, shower wash, butters & lotions....and sometimes they have Cocoa butter thrown in there to.
p.s. Tree Hut brand products to be exact.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:15am.
i havent got a cat but its still worth a go!
Yeah, the cat gets freaked out when there's a deuce in there as big as him, put down a lot of paper cuz it can get messy. BTW, dropping a growler in the the cat box is a great way to tell a bitch your gonna quit 'em!
I use Pantene shampoo & conditioner 2-in-1 because I'm lazy and always in a hurry.
Don't judge me, I like shortcuts.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Race Bannon
This morning, Sevin Nyne was in the trash! LOL!
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Thank God!!!!
race, what did that shit smell like anyway?
When did Louis Vuitton come out with the "Plastic Bag" line? lol
LOVE how her purse is such a huge fail of a fake that it looks made out of freaking Saran Wrap.
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Wow, he looks so uncomfortable. I probably would to if some stranger wanted to hug me. Poor guy. Can't even imagine the weirdos that stalk him.
He looks just THRILLED to hug her.
Bitch is wearing a white bra with a black shirt. Klassey.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
i havent got a cat but its still worth a go!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:39am.
Raul Duke- Neither. We have a guy tied up in the back who we bring out every now and again for our sick and twisted leather fantasies.
The great thing about tying a fucker up is you can hit the the waffle house or mall or take off for the weekend and when you git back, they're still there.
• report abuse oh ok this is abuse....
Yeah but so will all the wee wee and caca unless you leave a bucket and babywipes.....
------------------------------------------------------- Tie them up by the cat box.
unless of course you leave 3 kinds of spray and add pantene and cocoa butter to the list as well.....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:39am.
Raul Duke- Neither. We have a guy tied up in the back who we bring out every now and again for our sick and twisted leather fantasies.
The great thing about tying a fucker up is you can hit the the waffle house or mall or take off for the weekend and when you git back, they're still there.
• report abuse oh ok this is abuse....
Yeah but so will all the wee wee and caca unless you leave a bucket and babywipes.....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
bow-legged, knock-kneed twat.
leave the poor guy alone, for crissakes.
Wow - he's SO not interested in her touching him.
I don't think it means he's gay, i think he is just wants to be left alone for a little while.
I feel kinda bad for him.
RE: Daisy
I bet one of my best friends on the winner of Daisy. I think I lost - can't remember who I bet on. I'm winning the money back on Charm School tonight, though. He he he. : )
RPatz looks uncomfortable..
she could be all sorts of crazy, but the bodyguard lets her get that close to him?
(I wonder if her purse is real)
Raul Duke-LOL! I just spit out coffee at that one!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:39am.
Raul Duke- Neither. We have a guy tied up in the back who we bring out every now and again for our sick and twisted leather fantasies.
The great thing about tying a fucker up is you can hit the the waffle house or mall or take off for the weekend and when you git back, they're still there.
Snowpiece- Those guys use more make-up than what you'd see at Barracuda's! I have seen drag queens with more subtle make-up.
Flex was kind of a little snitch too, which turned me off a bit. I really wasn't fond of homeless London either, I was hoping for the Swedish Twins or the drunk dude with long hair ending up with Daisy. My hopes for her romance were dashed early on!
Snowpiece- I am so worried that 12Pk will not recover from this broken heart! First New York and now Daisy? What's a poor, well built bisexual male stripper to do?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:28am.
Why is this news? Who cares about this?
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so not only do you open the link, you also bother responding to something which isn't news to you? moookkaay.
You know there are loads of crazy twihards whishing isntant death on this poor fan. I am not sure this whole BO thing is true, i think that was a bit of a non story. He is a good English public school boy and shower time at those schools is extra special (so I've been told).
He is inoffensive though. Quite cute for his age.
RB: I know what you mean about Flex and the tanner, also, he always looked like he had on blue eyeshadow but did you see that segment about how much makeup ALL those dudes wear?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Raul Duke- Neither. We have a guy tied up in the back who we bring out every now and again for our sick and twisted leather fantasies.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:29am.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T RACEY!
Why should she have chosen the homeless sex addict over the hotness that is Flex? Pray tell??!?!?!?!?
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Do you not know hot and passionate when you see it? He could be almost anything as long as theres potential and London has maaaad potential!
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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:17am.
Bottled in leather? Ok who wears the gimp mask? You, Racer X or do you take turns?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:16am.
My kids were watching whatever HP movie Rpatz gets killed by Voledemort in, and all I could think of was unicorns and glitter queefs. How could we possibly watch him in anything and not giggle insanely with this imagery?
IV,it was Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire on cable last night and yes, I had the same reactions and nobody else could understand why I was giggling anytime he was on screen!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
OMG Racey, we were rolling on the damn floor when 12 pack started bawling!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowpiece- Flex wore far too much Sevin Nyne tanning mist for my taste! I told Racer X last night that he and Flex has th same skin tone. This morning, Sevin Nyne was in the trash! LOL!
Did you not laugh when 12pk cried when he gort dumped? I laughed like a little school girl.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:19am.
I'm sort of surprised a manufacturer hasn't come out with actual products specifically for the gay consumer.
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Gay actor Alan "Nightcrawler in X-Men 2" Cummings' "Cumming: The Fragrance" for men was a trailblazing start, I thought. I understand he also has a series of other bath/body products
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Bottom-feeder.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T RACEY!
Why should she have chosen the homeless sex addict over the hotness that is Flex? Pray tell??!?!?!?!? Even tho I KNEW she was gonna pick stupid London, it was the story arc for the season, LOL. Good, more Flex for me!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Why is this news? Who cares about this?
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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
"I mean, homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray"
Talk about hitting the nail right on the head.