LeAnn Rimes Brings God Into It
LeAnn Rimes 7-year marriage to Dean Rainbow Sherbet is currently on pause following a zillion rumors that she Sienna Miller-ed Eddie Cibrian (who also split from his wife). During a show at the Deer Valley Music Festival in Utah on Saturday night, LeAnn briefly talked about her split from Twinkle Face. And of course, she brought God into it:
"It is inevitable that sometimes in a relationship, you will have your heart broken. Sometimes you don't do anything, but sometimes you want revenge. Sometimes you don't, and that's when you just leave it in God's hands and know that He will take care of it."
Did God's hand also put Eddie Cibrian's married penis into your married vagina? And with that, my moving date to Hell just got moved up! Call the movers.
But seriously, LeAnn needs to quit it with that "heartbroken" and "woe is me" shit. BITCH, quit the apple pie act. Just say, "Listen, if you had a chance to get dicked by Eddie Cibrian, you would do it too." The truth. The end. Done.
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She probably just realized he's her long lost brother.
They look like brother and sister.
LeAnn needs to STFU. Cheaters don't get to bring in the big guy to defend their actions or bless themselves. Cheating, lying b*tch.
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
The last line absolutely summed up my thoughts: "Listen, if you had a chance to get dicked by Eddie Cibrian, you would do it too."
If I were married to a closeted gay man and fine Eddie started hitting on me, would be pretty damn hard to say No! So horrible to say, yet so true!
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Submitted by facebook guy on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:14am.
Dude, you're a douche and nobody likes you. Go die now.
OT: So, basically she's saying she cheated on her husband to get back at him for something? Nice.
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Sushi, I agree with what you said. Brad and Angelina further proves that if you are rich and argueably beautiful, you can get away with murder. Nobody had shit to say about Angelina fucking a married man. In fact, people have managed to flip it around and make her the victim.
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Exactly. These two are praised as being royalty when I think most of their save the world deeds came after they became a couple.
I can't stand when self righteous people bring up the God BS. Why can't God ever show up to stop you from doing wrong? These celebrities need to stop invoking the name of God every time they get knocked off of their imaginary pedestal.
Sushi, I agree with what you said. Brad and Angelina further proves that if you are rich and argueably beautiful, you can get away with murder. Nobody had shit to say about Angelina fucking a married man. In fact, people have managed to flip it around and make her the victim. But, look at the way the media treats the other women who were caught screwing a married man. It's hypocritical no matter which way you spin it. You can't knock one person for doing something and then turn right around and praise/excuse another person for doing the same thing just because they are hot. It's either you think cheating is wrong or you don't. Eddie is HOT but looks as if he has an ego out of this world. He seems like the kind of guy that enjoys making women fall all over him just to shit on them later. That's what is making him so unattractive to me. He is already rumored to have taken up another piece of ass. Once he is spotted with her, people will say LEANN deserved it or had it coming. Whatever.
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Ahhhhh he just has the cutest little gayface. Come to momma dean shes got a nice little pink strap on just waiting for your behind
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Oh good, she finally found a way to avoid taking responsiblity for her mistake. How creative of her to say that she will leave it in god's hands so she doesn't have to either: 1)try to make this farce look like it is working, or 2) take it up the ass like a big girl and divorce her wife/dean.
"Listen, if you had a chance to get dicked by Eddie Cibrian, you would do it too."
Wurd!
Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:53pm.
What the fuck did she say? I've read it twice & it still doesn't make any sense to me.
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I think she says "I married a fudgepacker and I caught him in the act and that's why I flung myself at a hot married piece and jeebus christ on a cracker, God's got other problems so He'll just probably look the other way on this one and also hopefully give my closeted soon-to-be-ex-husband a lifetime supply of gonorrhea."
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What the fuck did she say? I've read it twice & it still doesn't make any sense to me.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:14am.
leann rimes is the new tori spelling -- ugly husband-stealer.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME EXACT THING! LOL!
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She brought this up during a concert? Sounds like something Jessica Simpson would do. If I go to a concert, I don't want to hear about the singer's personal life. I just want them to sing.
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:00am.
At worst, she is no different than the holy Angelina Jolie who is celebrated for her whoriness.
Not here she isn't.
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I know. This site is one of the few who recognizes Jolie for what she is.
I'm just saying that in general she seems to be getting the "whore" treatment because people think she's fug. If she was as hot as he is, I bet people would would blessing this relationship.
Good God, blondetrouble. Shyviolet sounds like Hot Slut of the Millenium. Where oh where can we find pictures of this saucy and delicate creature?
she looks just like this girl that i went to school with - who's name was SHYVIOLET (no jokes..sadly), and she had fetal alcohol syndrome. again with the crazy spaced eyes and imbalanced face-to-head ratio. Shyviolet kind of smelled like mothballs and used brown paper towels for pads (a wad fell out in gym once...gross times) but at least she wasn't a WHORE!
I R bored.
It boggles the mind why Eddie would screw LeAnn... even once... she's ugly and has no body... maybe he did her because of the power he had over her... but it makes his stock go way down...
does shouting "oh gawd, oh gawd" while leann was smashed against eddie count as leaving it up to gawd?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She should just own it. Look, I can't believe she didn't know her husband was gay before she married him, but...I am sure she was delighted to get some peen. And I am sure Eddie's peen WAS delightful. We have all been led by good dick at one time or another. She just need to admit it.
Is it just me or does she have an ugly mug? Not that I wouldn't hit on that, though...
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Eddie Cibrian is hot enough that LeAnn's adultery is entirely acceptable. End of story. We all know General Fagmo doesn't care anyway. Trust.
Dean Rainbow Sherbet looks like a young Bill Paxton.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by blondetrouble on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:07am.
also - why the fuck does anyone care about leanne rimes anyways?? and does she look like she just has too much...face area on her head? like there's just..too much face happening there.
yes she does, very gifted in the face department, and not in a good way...
her hubby is hot though, he has a nice body...is he seriously gay?
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:00am.
At worst, she is no different than the holy Angelina Jolie who is celebrated for her whoriness.
Not here she isn't.
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God needs to raise up his pimp hand at this adultress!
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leann rimes is the new tori spelling -- ugly husband-stealer.
when is their reality show premiering?
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Submitted by blondetrouble on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:07am.
does she look like she just has too much...face area on her head?
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LOL! Why, yes she does.
also - why the fuck does anyone care about leanne rimes anyways?? and does she look like she just has too much...face area on her head? like there's just..too much face happening there.
boooooooooooooooooooooo
oh bitch please - heartbroken schmartbroken. she wanted new dick, and is clearly one of those sad hoes who has to have one foot in the new canoe before jumping out of the old one. w/e, we've all done things we're not proud of, but don't be a PUSSY and say it's in 'god's hands'. fuck that. from god's hands straight into leanne's cooze!
I hope his dick was worth your soul.
You is goin' to hell now, whore!
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"Did God's hand also put Eddie Cibrian's married penis into your married vagina?"
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:00am.
exactly all she needs to do is have a babeh and all will eb forgiven
God she is so gross looking to me. Her husband is obviously 'Light in the Loafers' but I never thought she could do any better. I would totally bang Eddie if I was single, but as for blowing a 'real' relationship over that shit no fucking way, totally sleazy.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:00am.
I love when adulterers try to bring God into their mess.
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I love it even better when they scream His name in their wanton throes of forbidden passion.
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Bottom-feeder.
I am a little perplexed at what the statement actually means. It is kind of stupid and makes no sense when you think about it.
Oh please, I'm sure God wants no part of this mess.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Just say, "Listen, if you had a chance to get dicked by Eddie Cibrian, you would do it too."
Hahahaha!
Maybe God put Dean's dick in the ass of someone else who has a dick and she walked in on it. Maybe she thought all this time, he really did love her and her money bags. Maybe that's why she lept at the first dick that showed interest. Maybe Eddie's wife is a sniveling bitch and that's why he did what he did. No excuse, I'm just saying that sometimes there is more to the story for what happens between two people.
At worst, she is no different than the holy Angelina Jolie who is celebrated for her whoriness.
I love when adulterers try to bring God into their mess. STFU!
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Leanne, way to rationalize Eddie and you being cheaters.
she's always looked like an appalachian trailer park princess to me. something about the way her eyes are set on her face. blech!
well at least her husband is free to join the ice capades full-time on her cash. good for him!
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Eddie could accidentally slip me the peen. I wouldn't mind.