Monday, July 27th 2009
Morning Wood
When even Iggy Pop is dry heaving, it's time to stick an Ensure Drip into your arms - Daily Mail
Newsweek asks a very important question, but they could've gotten the answer just by looking at her face - Celebitchy
Yeh, I'm sure the "ladies" don't mind Gerard Butler's voluptuous fopa - ICYDK
Sienna Miller has some competition in the category of "British bull dozing vaginas" - Holy Moly!
There are nekkid pictures of James Spader out there - SOW
Why is Kelly Clarkson singing into an empty french fry cone in her new video? - I'm Not Obsessed
Brangelina go to McDonald's and order "The Aniston Break-Up Special" (4 chocolate milkshakes, 2 caramel sundaes and their entire stock of Oreo McFlurries) - Socialite Life
ShareThis
Vadge Dear, that's enough already with cannibalizing your own flesh.
I don't think Photoshop is involved here. Check out this post from 2007 about similar looking arms on Gristle:
http://twistedphysics.typepad.com/cocktail_party_physics/2007/11/good-vi...
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Mr. IV looks a lot like James Spader. I do have some nude Polaroids of him around here somewhere...
*dashes off to lockbox*
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Madonna's trainer is fucked: YOGA can make you look too veiny? How about two-hour workouts six days a week and drinking coconut water? Think that could make your arms resemble a snarl of tangled cat yarn?
Jesus H. Gristle Monster Christ!!!!!!
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
What is the point of those arms???
They're too muscley to look feminine but too boney to be strong.
Same question about the T-shirt with the fur collar (???)
WHY?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
body dysmorphic disorder
Other 50+ year olds like Jennifer Tilly, Susan Sarandon, Kim Cattrall, etc. look great and they don't have disgusting, veiny arms that look like they have muscle wasting going on. What the hell is Madonna doing that is making her look like that? So I can be sure to avoid it at all costs!
Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous celebrits/rich men seeking beautiful women site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mo m? True or not?
Those arms.... they're not real are they? She looks good for 50+ though.
That's an illness, folks. Or, she's trying out a new career as the new Freddy Krueger/Jason Voorhees/MIchael Meyers horror-movie demon. Her face is certainly scary enough. She looks like the Crypt Keeper.
well they just showed this pic on tmztv like it was a fact
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Those arms have to be photoshopped. That looks truly, madly disgusting... Man alive... Fright Night at its best!
Undecided: now that it has been brought to my attention that The Daily Mail is more like The Daily Fail, I don't think these are real.
I mean, other pictures provided from other sources do not look like this.
Then again, it warms my black heart to see how fucking ugly Madonna can look, even if that's an assisted ugliness through technology.
Why? 'Cause bitch is ugly in the inside, so it's fitting to see it reflected in her veins.
LOL....anyone can tell that this is one of those plasticine bodies now showing at museums!
After all, if this were actually her body, what in gods name does her, oh, forget it.
Submitted by stinkweed on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:55pm.
"Remember when she was young and hot?"
No. No I don't. I do, however, remember when she was young.
As for Madonna's arms, I'm with Ricki Lake on this one. That picture is photoshopped to hell and back.
Ok hold on just a minute here!...those arms CANNOT be real?! Oh Sweet Jesus please tell me they're not real, that's seriously nightmare inducing.
Ouch...Vadge...how could I have ever liked you??? I am more disgusted with myself for liking you at one point...she is just repulsive, and this is proof positive that you can be too fit...way too nasty...she repulses me..everything about her..yeecch....
Madonna is looking scary. The Holy/Pitt photo ops are looking stranger and faked but I guess it satisfies the loons.
Whew! Those arms are friggin' scary!
____________________________________________________________
There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
hahahahaha....Brangelina....our phony humanitarians du jour, are patronizing a fast food giant and driving a gigantic, uneconomic SUV-tank. That is great. What a bunch of heroes. What is even greater is that people and the media STILL celebrate them as THE second hip coming of Mother Teresa. Wow, if that isnt the height of embarrassing hypocrisy, I dont know what is.
The $ 500,000 question here is: who is to blame? the person fooling or those ALLOWING themselves to be fooled (i.e. media, public, people who worship the foolers...).
..
.
---"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
wow this is serous she seems to be fit but not from this side
✿✿☺☺vote pro clone ☺☺✿✿
✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿
Madonna's always been vein, and this is just proof-positive.
================================
Bottom-feeder.
how many gallons of goo have to be injected into her face to keep it from looking like her arms?
All I have to say is, My 7 year old looked over my shoulder and said, "Ew..Who's that guy?"
So Madonna, If you are going for the MAN look, you nailed it!!
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
Chicken wings.....well chicken wings are meatier.......she is like -80 body fat...FUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MADONNA!!! YOU NEUROTIC WHORE!!! WTF!?!?!?
At least if she decides to become a heroin junky she can find a vein.
Someone please tell me that pic has been enhanced and her arms aren't really like that?? She doesn't look human.
That woman makes Iggy Pop look soft & cuddly. *shudders*
I recommend you a very interesting place ___meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
It's embarrassing what some people do to avoid looking old, right Madonna?. Sad part is, no matter what they do, time keeps on catching on.
And another materialistic surprise from the Brangelina Humanitarian League. Buying junk food from MacDonald's and driving a luxurious gas-sucking huge SUV. Brainless pieces of human feces.
**************
-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by stinkweed on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:55pm.
Remember when she was young and hot?
----------------------
I do, and more importantly, I bet she does, more than anyone else.
Hence the misguided efforts to recapture that blessed state.
===================================
Bottom-feeder.
I think Brad's driving a Chevy Tahoe, but it might be a hybrid. That and eating at McDonald's point up their constant hypocrisy.
Remember when she was young and hot?
Hugging her must feel like being assaulted!
Beyond the bulging, bamboozling biceps and the kitschy kababalalah jewelry, no one notices the caterpillar eyebrows metamorphosing into beautiful butterflies.
Man-donna looks like a wrestler. I pity Jesus when the two of them decide to have a roll in the hay. Man-donna doesn't look like she'll be gentle with the baby Jesus. Rough and ready is how Vadge likes it and if the Baby Jesus wants tender loving care Vadge will threaten to get him in a choke hold with those biceps of hers
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Madonna looks nasty. Cover those arms up lady!
Madonna is an old fish - we would guess about 55 - trying to look 16. And this is the result!
She looks so disgusting. Even though this is from an unflattering angle, Madge's arms are grotesque and she is losing her tits too. She was once a trend-setting sex symbol and now she is just a sad, desperate woman. She can't even release original music anymore. Retire bitch!!!!
Actually, those second two pic links don't make her arms look anything like they do in this one. Overly veined and developed? Perhaps. Beastly and inhumanly freakish? Hardly. Fail.
reply • report abuse
***
And those photos I linked too were taken some time ago too. The only thing different to me is she appears to have lost some weight.
You can see the veins quite well in each.
She looks like the corpses used in that show "Bodies: The Exhibition" that is touring museums.
ugh, women need to realize they look better with a little more weight on them as they age
women's bodies are MEANT to have body fat.
what kind of roids is vadge taking to look like that? those are not female arms
"
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:05pm.
So are these all photoshopped too, because I see the same overly veiny, overly developed arms.
http://twistedphysics.typepad.com/cocktail_party_physics/images/2007/11/...
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/59/70/wenn5102064.0.0.0x0.432x649.jpeg
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/69/230x306/69049_madges-mu..."
Actually, those second two pic links don't make her arms look anything like they do in this one. Overly veined and developed? Perhaps. Beastly and inhumanly freakish? Hardly. Fail.
no bingo wings for Madge instead her have been airlifted from Gollums realm....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
madonna's hogging all the anorexia....throw some my way, bitch, i've started to get the bingo batwing thing happening....
What fresh hell is this?
Gia: I LOVED Spader back in the 80's and a90's. HOT!
Sinew and bone, and everything skeletal.
That's what Madonna is made from.
I like Clarkson.
I'm out for now all - computer probs.
*muah*
Peace.
Everyone: DUCK!..here comes my lunch.
Mandonna: Get help. Seriouly dude.
yech. those arms look HORRIBLE
.
.
Dear baby Jeebus save us from this mess pulease!
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 12:24pm.
2Di4.
LOL. Strange coincidence, we are headed to N Cali this Fall for a wedding. First time on the West Coast for most of the family, including myself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I will meet you at the airport.
You'll know me: I'll be the one wearing a bib and holding a fork & knife with a little drool hanging from my bottom lip.
**************************************
"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
I mean, holy wonky eyebrown!
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."