Peter Pan Dude Is A Husband!

My chair is now full of glitter, because I just read about the fairy tale wedding of this century! The legendary Peter Pan Dude finally got married to Princess Dorothy after announcing his engagement over a year ago! If you have no idea who this is, then you need more internet in your life! Educate yourself by spending at least 10-minutes on his site's fashion page. Marie Osmond's dolls wish they looked that precious!

Peter Pan (government name: Randy Constan) married biological female Princess Dorothy at the Tampa Bay Renaissance Festival this past March surrounded by middle-aged ravers, grown men in tights and fairies. The magical ceremony was officiated by King Henry VIII and the two recited lyrics from a Led Zeppelin song as their vows. Instead of exchanging rings, they pinky swore. Because according to Peter Pan, a pinky swear "after all, is unconditionally forever, and something not done unless one really really really means it!"

This sounds just like my backyard wedding to my G.I. Joe action figure when I was 8 (okay, it was last summer), but way better! I mean, I recited the lyrics to a Samantha Fox song instead.

A million sparkly congratulations to Peter Pan Dude and his beard...I mean...BRIDE! BRIDE! That's what I meant. It was a slip of the finger.

May the rest of their days continue to be filled with bowl cuts, mesh fairy wings and lots of glitter! And may Peter Pan Dude continue to document it on his website, because I live for that shit.

And do your soul a favor, visit the couple's wedding page. It's the only thing you need to see today. Cancel everything.

VIA Urlesque

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by saram23 on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:07pm.

I love that the fair is called the 'BARF'
No shit.

Submitted by Tatty on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 9:59pm.

lol it says 29th day of March is the wedding day on the invitation...

Submitted by annenyc on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 8:54pm.

At first I was going to say what a total weirdo, etc, etc. (based on the guy's website) and then I saw how totally happy these two are and all their friends and now all I can say is "awwww". but I agree it IS scary that I too think I've seen his "bride" somewhere before. are there that many delusional middle aged plus sized with dyed red hair out there?

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Submitted by mrs.manson on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 6:34pm.

Wow. Fascinating. I'm at a loss for words. At first, I thought this cat had to be mentally ill, but my crazy radar didn't go off, surprisingly enough, I think he's just super eccentric. His "wife" looks really familiar to me - now that's creepy.

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 5:52pm.

I looked at that picture and thought "Bruno again."

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Submitted by mcortney on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:10pm.

wow. speechless. Been checking this guys page from time to time for years now, one of the first funny things i ever found on the web. Thanks for keeping us updated. Got out the herbs and spent the morning perusing the festivities!

Submitted by joan cusack on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by tapgirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:39am.

Hooray! I love this dude. I've been following his glittery lifestyle for years. He never disappoints
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me too!! Does this mean we're culturally aware or that we have no life?

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Submitted by Mrs. Nordy on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:15am.

Wtf??????????????????????

Submitted by tapgirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 5:09am.

Hooray! I love this dude. I've been following his glittery lifestyle for years. He never disappoints.

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:53am.

ok ok one more thing i just realized it said king henry the viii is marrying them umm a big fat WTF isn't that like captain hook marrying them? i mean they are frigging fairies and flitting and love and shit and they are getting married by a dude who like to chop off his wives heads. isn't that a bit contradictory to everthing they believe in. i am pretty sure henry didn't like fluffy little bunnies and rainbows.....well maybe he did and that's why he was so angry. living in denial of ur sexuality could make u want to behead ppl i guess.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:52am.

Is that BRUNO Rundgren?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:47am.

Can you picture their sex life lol. I mean wtf Peter Pan doesn't have sex I am pretty sure he went to neverland before he hit puberty I mean when these to kiss do they exchange thimbles or what.

Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:43am.

Why should the Brits get all the eccentrics? Good to know we have plenty of our own. Right on!

Submitted by Sookie on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:57pm.

THIS is a reality show i would TOTALLY watch...

CONGRATS TO PETER AND TINK!

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:16pm.

how come tink looks old enough to bne randy's mother? i thought faeries didn't age...
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Submitted by d_listed on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:04pm.

Tinkey Bell better not bend over or you will see her nuts !

Best wishes to Randy (aka - Penis Pan)- he is a great guy and friend to all. Little known fact - he has a huge cock, a little fairy told me!

Submitted by Wanted on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:42pm.

Wait. If they are this glamorous every day WHAT IS THEIR SEX LIFE LIKE!!!!!!!!!?!!!! Peter Pan dude is way overdue for a sex tape leak! I just HAVE to see their wedding dungeon.

Sincerely a slut *by any and all means*
Wanted

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:29pm.

I wonder if these two asshats will get their own reality show? Maybe I'd watch it for shits & giggles, lol!
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Submitted by smiletoyou715 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:29pm.

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

Submitted by janetht80 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:12pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:10pm.

Well, we all know no gay man has never had sex with a woman, so that resolves that question...

Looks like for the bride's dress, they went the whole 9 years...literally. :o

Kinda feel sorry for her. I think she's just along for the companionship rather than the fetishistic clothes and role-playing. Probably get intolerable after a few years of his weirdness...

Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:06pm.

This guy likes to pose in little boy outfits with his ass turned toward the camera .... I give it 5 minuten.

Submitted by clnam on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:16pm.

I knew this fella. Actually had sex with him even. He's hetero, just has some strange fetishes...you can sorta get the drift from his website. It was bizarre - sorta bordered on kiddie porn. But they guy has a strange past, and I can sorta see why he turned out this way if you know anything about his upbringing. But he is hetero...although he was married to a transexual for a while I think. He's a celebrity at the Castle club in Tampa, and at Bar Sinister in L.A. when he visits. He's a great guy, good heart, trustworthy and just a real stand-up fellow, but man is he strange. He really stays in character all the time. He has the most deep brooklyn accent too - totally doesn't match his persona in the pics. I've been to his home in Tampa, swam in his pool, gone in the boat in his pond, dressed up with him to go out partying/dancing, stayed at his house for a while. He is who he is, I don't have anything to say that's bad about him, just wanted to put in my knowledge of the fact that he is indeed hetero, very unique and a total oddity, but in a good way! ;-)

Submitted by shoegaaal on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:30pm.

They got married at Bay Area Renaissance Fair...in short BARF need I say more

Submitted by alice on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:10pm.

Before reading the post, I saw this picture and rolled my eyes wondering what the hell Sacha Baron Cohen was doing still promoting Bruno!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:55pm.

I saw these two twee fairies on some show on alternative lifestyles. Although they are benign, they creep me out nonetheless.

I hope they don't procreate.

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:17pm.

LOLz srry my profile pic is what ms lee's meatloaf looks like

Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:16pm.

fuck i love ppl like this seriously they make the world go round imagine if there were no grown peter pan dudes, CoCo's, Lady Gaga's etc what the fuck would i do with my life how would i live it vicariously. i also want to just go jump in an effing hole and die cuz even peter pan dude can find a chick and i am STILL singe WTF

Submitted by annilee on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:05pm.

i am fucking traumatized.

Submitted by senorajoselina on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:35pm.

I have met this guy at The Castle club in Tampa (fetish night, what else). Just imagine him moving around in three dimensions. Amazing!

Submitted by gia on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:34pm.

Gross & weird in a very uncomfortable kind of way. Although it is a little sweet that he found someone as nutty as he is...A note to anyone who is frustrated with relationships, there is someone out there for everyone.

Submitted by Kristin on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:34pm.

Oh, he's not a gay. That kiss is awkward as shit. Not even because he is wearing spandex, either.

He defriended my friend on MySpace when it was tolerable because she posted some bulletin with some content that got his tights in a bunch. He even sent her a message explaining how inappropriate it was. Lulz.

Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:26pm.

He's unquestionably eccentric, but this guy is also super nice. May he and his new wife have a long and happy life together!!

Submitted by Chilly on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:02pm.

Was it a surprise he married a fairy? I know.....

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 5:05pm.

I should be ashamed to admit that I knew of their wedding plans and what the bride looked like. I even knew when he was advertising for a bride. The public performance in costume was the main qualification, with the necessity for physical intimacy---Ugh, I can't even go there...

Dude claims to be het, but I need to use a special blast shield just to keep him from overloading my gaydar and burning it out.

Having said that, I'm just not feeling the love with those two shades of green they are wearing. Just not a good match...

He was pointed out to me years ago on another forum, and once you have seen, there is no forgetting. Yes, they are harmless, but with freakshow jackson dead, he moves to the second from the top of the sincere weirdness scale.

The dude who has a website about his marriage to two realdolls that he dresses up and watches tv with is the weirdist.