Tuesday, July 28th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 27th!
Who knew Kim Carnes could have a comeback with her new song 'Homer Simpson Eyes.' - tastycar
Runners-up:
Okay, now that we've all done the secret hand signal, the meeting of "Dudes Who Have Never Seen A Nekkid Chick" will come to order. - ISprainedMyUvula
The greatest threat was that Kim Jong Il's hand signal for Launch Missiles was so close to Bring Me Another Hooker. - jazzfish_77
After catching Roger the chronic masturbater for 23rd time this month, HR came up with this idea. - Raul Duke
Thanks Renee
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
AHAHAHAHHAHHAH! Congratulations to tastycar, and especially to my regular faves ISMU, jazzy, and Raul Duke.
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Bottom-feeder.
Way to go tastycar - LOL!!!!! Congrats!
Congrats to all runners up!!
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JABIFFXOXOXO
Uvula yours was the winner!
so funny! lol
Funny stuff, everyone!
Congrats tastycar, UVIE!!! JAZZY!!!! & RAUL! Very funny y'all!
hahahahaha!! nice job! some creative captioning there!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Really? That one? Ok.... Don Pardo, tell him what he won.
Kudos Tastycar!!
Congrats ISMU, Jazzy & Raul!
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
great job, lmao, congrats to the wieners!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Thank you all for such a great laugh!!!!
Congrats to the winners!!
Homer Simpson eyes!!! LOL
Congrats y'all!!!! mwah
Great one tastycar!! Big congrats!
Congratulations to funny ones by ISMU and Raul Duke!!
Thanks MK and all!
Thanks C word and Uvula!
Congrats tastycar!! And congrats as well to ISMU♥, jazzy, and Raul: funny buggers!
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
"Homer Simpson Eyes"????? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
That was awesome. :P
Congrats Jazzy and Raul.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
A game of props - The diversion IT guys use when even they don't know what the fuck is wrong with your machine.
LOL. Ok, so this isn't a caption but it's making me laugh bc my nieces have been watching Coraline and having nightmares about the "button eyes!"
When life gave Ron lemons, he made this stupid piece of sh*t and told us all to go to hell.
This early prototype of virtual reality goggles was not a big hit. No one was interested in the "What it's like to motorboat Posh Spice" simulation.
I would encourage this guy to keep his eyes peeled. For a new job.
This is why Ina and Jeffrey Garten's sex life works. She has something to snack on, and he doesn't have to watch.
Just another day at Joan Rivers' plastic suregon's office.
Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internets!
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The joys of like in a cubicle.
Disney presents:
Tron Guy
Legacy
Coming in 2010
Just another day at the office for Jon Gosselin!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Milk, milk, lemonade...when you screw this asshole, juice is made.
Don't just stand there, let's get to it.
Kill this dork, there's nothing to it.
VOGUE.
And another pin your tail to a secretary day gets declared...
Me Con.
How could they fire me and send me off to sexual harrassment school when my lemons never even squirted into her sour puss?
Two Eyed Willy, prolific Hollywood sperm donor and true father of Paris and Kristen Bell, prepares for another donation.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Orange you glad I didn't show you my bananna?
We've got bush!
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...
Submitted by stinky on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 2:58pm.
Hi, I'm Dr.Raul Duke and I'm a freelance gynecologist.
add...
*No formal training, but I'm happy to have a look at it for you.*
Adds...
"I'm always at your cervix".
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...
Orange you glad you didn't go to Michael Jackson's doctor?
At the Geek Squad annual office party Dilbert was once again hysterical...giggle snorts!
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...
Great. A Nerd doing the Macarena.
Proof that sitting in front of a computer all day isn't so good for you.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh Regis!
Stan, the most gullible "playa" in I.T. is about to learn a very valuable lesson:
"Ok Ok- So what do I do now- I just lean back and you're gonna show me what a "HOT CARL" is?"
this is not even funny. this a retard at work.
Don't laugh! This is the man responsible for the healthcare overhaul plan!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jew-jitsu.
Damn office temps.
Thanks Tris! ;-)
I find his eyes to be very attractive... thank you very much.