Monday, July 27th 2009

Elegance Personified

CoCo uploaded these stunning pictures to her Twatter of her at some event in Maryland this past weekend. CoCo most likely wore this sophisticated ensemble to high tea or a ladies luncheon with the First Lady. I mean, where else would you wear a crotch-smothering, titty choking, denim bell bottom catsuit that lets everyone know you aren't wearing panties?

I think our world leaders need to get together and vote to make this the official uniform for Planet Earth.

Posted by: Michael K


Neverevenknewhim's picture

The Queen of Cameltoe's herself. With that being said, I don't get this chick, what does she do besides look disgusting and a walking billboard for STDs?

It looks like she is posing in the lobby of a Holiday Inn. More to love, indeed.

Lohohater's picture

that is one sexy tranny. fer real though, i wonder how many yeast infections this broad has in 1 month?! homegirl is keeping monistat in bu'ness!

melmez's picture

I wonder how it feels that your signature thing is having a painful cameltoe... hmmmm.

And how the hell does she pee in this?! And isnt that how yeast infection happens? Eeeeeeeek

Hideous Amadeous's picture

the world is so much more beter off with more coco and lucite and less gosseling and wino....this is the best outfit EVER!

What fresh hell is this?

mutlee's picture

I have never seen a 12inch camel toe...WOW!

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Mopa's picture

Every time I see her in that pose, it looks like she's farting. Sexy!!!!! lol

smiletoyou715's picture

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

MickeyHolland's picture

God damn woman, always aim for two layers. This is why I would never wear used clothing. That being said I have a gut feeling that most straight men wouldn't kick her out of bed. A horrifying thought for those of us who try to lend a little class and dignity to this deprived world.

Her poor vagina can't breathe!

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I still fucking refuse to believe that this woman is my age. She's at least 10 years older.

Datura's picture

Aww. She's wearing her Sunday best.

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coco t's nipples are clamoring to escape...i hope they made it...
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:22pm.

What would be REALLY hot is a photo of the inch deep criss-cross gouges in the flesh of her sides and stomach when she removes this get-up.'
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HAH! I was just scrolling down slowly to make the same comment! I wonder how long it takes for the marks to go away. Then again I bet they like it.

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Damn, how many poor defenseless denims had to die to cover that ass?

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Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:54pm.

Because everyone who thinks CoCo is a skank ho shops at chain stores like your neighbors do. Yeah right. That makes soooo much sense.

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:59pm.
Is it wrong that the thing that most upsets me about this outfit is the stupid fucking bell bottoms?
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THANK YOU! Why can't bell bottomed pants be viewed forever as the experimental fashion TRAGEDY that it was???? WHY???? Do not revive this shit...(unless it's for CoCo...she gets a pass)

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cadebra1961's picture

Is this trashy ho Shauna Sands' sister by any chance? Nice camel toe going there, Caca, Coco, whatever...
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:57pm.
it's hard to believe she actually turns anyone on.

from the look on her face, she's working through a serious backache and her dogs are barking in those shoes.

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Submitted by putas on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 8:54pm.
I have no idea why but i LOVE her. And I love her with Ice T,

ITA They seem like a great couple.

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Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

Is it wrong that the thing that most upsets me about this outfit is the stupid fucking bell bottoms?

govt_cheese's picture

Almost googled her to see pics of her naked chi-chi's, but they're so fake. I've got tupperware in the kitchen cupboard. And she's not rockin that big ass. I hate to say it, but JLo does it better.

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smiletoyou715's picture

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

I have no idea why but i LOVE her. And I love her with Ice T, especially...they are just a little crass maybe but i love they don't give a fuck and that she dresses inappropriately which i find endearing. She seems sweet not contrived like some of these attention hos out there.. it's refreshing.
So nothing but love for both of them! I could see the uptight middle aged anorexics in my hood tittering about her behind her back and making comments about how 'trashy' she looks while they huddle together in their beige J Crew twinsets and Banana Republic costume 'statement' piece jewelry. Because they're the classy ones.. right.

Manimal5's picture

CoCo gadget cameltoe...now that is bootiful.

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janetht80's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ww w.Sugar Daddy Chat.c om ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

Grace Disful's picture

Really puts the ASS in KLASS.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Kandykane's picture

Gawd, this fat cow is so desperate it's funny. How the hell does she go tinkle in that get up? It would take you hours to get out of that shit, piss, then lace it all the hell back up again. *--*

Did someone mention her dry cleaner? Cause I'm thinkin' this heap of yeasty stank is going right in the burn pile.

Deb's picture

What would be REALLY hot is a photo of the inch deep criss-cross gouges in the flesh of her sides and stomach when she removes this get-up.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:34pm.
mitted by Deb on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:30pm.
The sad part is that Coco isn't posing. She HAS to stand this way, because if she stands up straight, she will split her uterus in half. It's true!

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Didn't she have it removed to make room for her camel toe?

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I thought that it was part of her lower intestine!

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Tigerlilly's picture

That's some pussay abuse and tittay torture up in there....

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Why does this woman insist on strangling her coochie? She's so nasty. I bet her clothes are stank from being shoved up her nasty stink hole.

Vico's picture

It's confusing I can see the muscle definition in the upper arms and back, and yet the rest of that body? Perhaps she's an advocate of the sir mixalot style of exercise "You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt. Little in the middle, but she got much back"

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Auntie Mame's picture

Sad. Just sad...

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kokoskitten's picture

i also enjoy the rolls of fat squeezing out the sides right under her fun bags in the first pick...i bet she smells like dirty tampons,nair,nail polish remover, hair bleach, fish, suave deoderant, and hypnotiq

mslewis's picture

I guess it didn't come in a size larger!! How did she even get it on???

"I think our world leaders need to get together and vote to make this the official uniform for Planet Earth."

Think before you speak! Not everyone wants to see the Beth Dittos of the world in this getup!

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mitted by Deb on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:30pm.
The sad part is that Coco isn't posing. She HAS to stand this way, because if she stands up straight, she will split her uterus in half. It's true!

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Didn't she have it removed to make room for her camel toe?

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Deb's picture

The sad part is that Coco isn't posing. She HAS to stand this way, because if she stands up straight, she will split her uterus in half. It's true!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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bmitted by Brian on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:16pm.
That reminds me...I need to pick up the ham for sunday dinner...

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Pork butt????

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Brian's picture

That reminds me...I need to pick up the ham for sunday dinner...

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glamourpuss's picture

where the hell were these photos taken, the brady family living room?

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Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 6:46pm.
Doesn't she ever get tired of the same ol' ho stroll poses and get ups?

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I like the Ikea furniture background.

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it's hard to believe she actually turns anyone on.

from the look on her face, she's working through a serious backache and her dogs are barking in those shoes.

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NaNoop's picture

Doesn't she ever get tired of the same ol' ho stroll poses and get ups?

misslainey's picture

You know, I am so sick of seeing her big, fake-assed titties, ginormous camel toe, and fat ass splayed everywhere I look. I'm not a hater, but can she put some clothes on, please? She is one good meal away from being fat, and she's not sexy.