And They're Over....
First it was LeAnn Rimes and her baby gayfaced husband, then it was Joe Jonas and his eyebrow soulmate and now it's Kim Kardassian and Reggie Bush! Fart it ain't so! It's the week of break-ups! So if your fuck time partner says they "need to talk" and you're not ready to quit the ass, tell them you got the oink flu and to check on you next week.
Kim Kardassian's spokeswhore confirms that she's no longer letting Reggie motorboat her naaaaaalgas (so big needs extra As). A source claims, "Nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision."
The fact that this "source" states nobody cheated, means somebody passed their genitals around on the down low. All signs point to Reggie. Dude plays football for a living, so he probably wet humps anything with nipples. Note to self: The next time you come across Reggie Bush, flash them nipples.
And I love the whole "scheduling conflicts" shit! Like that bitch does anything. Yes, Kim, being useless is more than a full-time job.
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Big shock! Most sports stars fool around with skanks like this but end up marrying ladies who are more innocent for the media. He was getting teased in the locker room about her pissing tape anyhoo. Probably got tired of all the jokes.
This skank is famous for no fucking reason, other than a famously sleazy father and a predilection for water sports.
"Lives going in different directions" translates to Reggie didn't want to get married since he's only in his 20s and wealthy.
Best to break up with him now than later when he's retired and angry.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:38am.
I often wonder what motivates people to login to dlisted everyday and criticize and name call the same celebrities. Some people are posting everyday saying the same crap that they said 3 days ago about the same celebrity.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
Harvard owns the house, not Professor Gates.
You speak some gospel right there baby!
To bad there wasn't a tape to show what Bush was working with - although anything is better than what that Ray J was working with... He was just downright short changed.
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http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/07/kim-kardashian-un-bushed.html
ChubbyWubby, don't forget when she got on her knees to lap up his piss like a stray dog! ^_________^
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Yes, Kim's only use is to serve as a human urinal cake.
Absolutely loathsome whore.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
The fact that the only reason people know who she is came about because she had a sex tape released showing her getting plowed by a black dude says a lot about what a talentless pig she is- this generation is the most sleezy, classless, and talentless bunch of skank whores I've ever seen; Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Jordan, CoCo, Jodie Marsh, and on and on and on.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Oh, I had no idea she allowed someone to pee on her on tape. Jeez, what was she thinking? No wonder men have no respect for her. Game over.
I still think she's beautiful. Poor girl. What a stupid thing to do. How old was she when she did this?
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:38am.
What challenges you? Which piece of produce to purchase at Whole Foods, which episode of Flight of the Conchords to order Ondemand? You whiteys crack me up. But oh I get it the only white woman that likes brothers are the dumb one's, right? Ondemand is racist and SO ARE YOU!!!
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"I'll speak with your MAMA outside"
I really would like to know what her routine is every day, what keeps her going, what drives her, what motivates her. I mean she gets up, eats, goes to the gym and then gets her hair and nails done. Then she has her chauffeur drive her to go shopping. Then she meets up with some of her skank friends, has lunch, gossips, talks mindless shit... Then they do some more shopping. Then she goes seeing Reggie, blows him, they fuck, they go out, pose for a picture. He buys her something expensive, she gives him a handjob in the limo, then they get out of the limo, and she poses for the camera again. Is at the party/event/opening/premiere....goes home, fucks some more, takes off her make up...goes to bed..either with a man or alone....and then tomorrow...the same thing....with some variation...like doing her skank show or posing nude for some stupid magazine or changing the kind and variety of cocktails she orders....and then what?
But to how many permieres can you go? How many facials (by an aesthetician not a man) can you get? How many hair dos? And nail dos? And bikini wax dos? And Manolos and expensive designer clothes....before you succumb to complete and utter, oblivious boredom? Trust me folks, routine gets boring. What challenges her? What is the thing that makes her go? As much as we like to crack jokes about it...no one just thrives on shopping and expensive hair dos...I am really curios about what she is thinking she is doing...or is she...thinking that is...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I saw Kim one time walking in the parking lot at NBC. I was surprised at how small she was and her ass didn't look that big.
but Bush and kardASS go hand in hand
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I don't give a fuck what she looks like. She's a stupid shameless whore who comes from a rich family and still finds the need to release a sex tape of Brandy's little brother pissing on her in order to get famous. She's worse than Paris because she emulates Paris.
Submitted by Jaxon on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:59pm.
I'm guessing it's because she has no self respect.
you can't let the world see you get willingly peed on and expect to retain a shred of dignity.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 11:46pm.
Folks, Kim Kardassian is NOT fat. She is useless, stupid, an embarrassment to human kind, a waste of carbon, uneducated, skanky, two dimensional, a stick figure with no soul, BUT SHE IS NOT FAT.
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I concur. As a skinny bitch I have longed to have a body with shape... something oh.. i dunno... huggable?
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
snow, I'm ashamed that I know this, but Linda Jenner dated Elvis, procreated with Bruce, and now she's married to David Foster.
Hey, didn't Linda Jenner and David Foster do some freaky reality show, where Foster bitched and moaned about his step kids? It was on for about a minute, but it was weird even for reality TV.
Would you men explain to me why you have such a bad attitude toward Kim? I think she is one of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood. Beautifully shaped stunning figure, tiny waist, gorgeous face, hair, skin tone. I've seen her interviewed and she seems so sweet and positive in her attitudes. If I was a male I would be all over that in a heartbeat.
But when I read comments the men just dog her to bits. Why is that guys? Really, I just want to know your opinion. It's a mystery to me.
Folks, Kim Kardassian is NOT fat. She is useless, stupid, an embarrassment to human kind, a waste of carbon, uneducated, skanky, two dimensional, a stick figure with no soul, BUT SHE IS NOT FAT. She actually has THE best body out there. She has the right curves, the right amount of meat on her; she has a great ass and great real tits. Paris Hilton could only dream of such a body and so could most, really actually ALL, of the Hollywood skanks and super models, including Gisele, out there.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I hate this slut so much. Now at least she'll shut the fuck up about her "relationship"
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Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
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Rebound with me Kim.
So golden showers aren't the way to a man's heart; good to know.
I actually really really like her dress here. Most of her clothes r so fug, but this is very sexy and romantic. But yeah, Reggie is far too talented & wealthy for her famewhoring ass.
I can totally see Leanne Rimes with Reggie and Kim with Dean what's his face.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:25pm.
send in the next pisser for kim...
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I think John Meyer just pissed himself...
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Chungking - Let The Love In
Their schedules conflicted: Reggie wanted to be with NFL hookers when Kim insisted he spend time with her.
send in the next pisser for kim...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
laughing dutifully @ tigerlily
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
She bought her own engagement ring before he even proposed to her? Um, that's bizarre. Not just because they're "celebrities" or because it's Kim Kardashian; I'm not hating, it's just a weird thing for anyone to do.
Now he has to switch back to public urinals.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bro's probably sick of her big fat quarter pounder ass.
Kim is attractive, famous because of her dad, and is useless. Just like Paris Hilton.
Wow, she looks so thin (arm wise that is) in that picture. The look on his face certainly looks unsure. he is my age, and she is almost 30, so of course she would want to get married, while Reggie's noggin is a year away from being an adult brain..she should have done the math.
I wish Brangelina would break up already - now THAT would be worth commenting on! These 2 fuckwads are about as interesting as watching flies fuck, who cares about them anyways? Not me.
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Ahahahahaha....good....
Everybody knew he only wanted her for the publicity and cause she was white...well and Kim...she likes black cock a lot...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
And the real reason: She broke his hip with that big ass sitting on his 'lap'
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
wow,,,how sexy she is, but i think i'm more than her. come on do u think so ?I have so many hot pics and video about it on -^^^--0000---.biguklove.com----。^^^this dating site. And it's free! just a few mins, you will find the perfect one!!
Has Kim OD'd her face on Botox?? She used to look cute but lately just looks ... sort of blank. That be Botox. As for Reggie, he be thinkin he had a lucky escape and ... Kim is stuck back up on the shelf.
They're over? Well, ain't that a pisser...Get it, PISSER???...cuz she likes to be pissed on...*elbowing DLister next to me...* PISSER! lolololololol...I kill me sometimes...PISSER!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lmao @ tigerlilly's "pisser" comment........bawhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know when this picture was taken, but it was clearly already over. His body language says "Ew, get offa me with your stank ass!"
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Awww... at least he'll always have the homemade porn for memories.
I have a feeling Reggie's mommy was in on this little breakup!!! I can't imagine any mother wanting her (very rich) son to marry a big ass skank who was peed on by Brandy's little brother!! Kimmie is trash and Reggie is well rid of her. His mommy is probably dancing and singing as we speak because she gets to pick the next one!! I just hope Reggie doesn't have any diseases to pass on to his next girlfriend.
provy: oh, is that the Professor? I didn't even know who that name was...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
provy: what does that even mean?
The guy has banana yellow aluminum siding. Very tacky for a ivy league prof. IMO
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