For Why?!!!!
I'd rather watch a butt nugget slowly dry in the sun than watch 30-minutes of a reality show starring Tobey Maguire. So I'm sure a reality show starring his family will bring the bores even more. Page Six that some bitch who needs to take a class at the Learning Annex on WHAT NOT TO PUT ON TV is a producing a show about the lives of Tobey's mother and younger brother. They are even biting off White Oprah by calling the show Growing Up Maguire. That strange feeling you're feeling is called second hand embarrassment. If you haven't already caught a case of the Zzzzs from reading this news, read on...
The show will follow Wendy Maguire as she makes "sacrifices to shield her children from the downside of the entertainment industry." And she does this from the bottom of the entertainment industry barrel known as reality TV (that's a compliment).
The good bitches at Ambien are probably biting off their toe nails out of nervousness this morning, because this bore fiesta could put their asses out of business.
You're still asleep, right?
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Oh god, that is embarrassing. Please, Tobey, pay them off so they don't do this shit. No one will watch it, and it will make you look stupid by relation. Relatives can be so awful sometimes.
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
"For Why?" lol...cracks me up everytime.....
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Then let's just start the countdown. How long until Tobey and wife split?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Tobey looks like he hasn't hit puberty yet. They ought to have called his movies "Spider-Boy."
I would not watch him on television and I will certainly not watch his mom and brother.
Toby is said to be horse-hung.
Is there any verificatia of this?
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:03pm.
Great! Now I will be able to find something in non-pill form to make me sleep.
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LOL!
Meh.I won't watch it, I wish this reality show shit would just go away!
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Hi dlisted sluts. I'm a long time reader and can't get enough. MK you kill me. How do you come up with some of these things? Second hand embarassment? Can't wait to use that one.
Ugly fucker
I had the misfortune of watching "The Good German" and this guy played a slimy,sniveling, cowardly, woman-beating douchebag. For some reason I thought he could probably be like that behind the scenes - assuming he actually HAS a personality, that is.
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Bottom-feeder.
Great! Now I will be able to find something in non-pill form to make me sleep.
And Uvula... I am so sorry. I know I don't know you but I can still say a prayer and light a candle for you today. Sending love and support.
I hate this pussy. He married Ron Meyer's ugly daughter and thus locked into job security. Wait are they married? Who the fuck knows anymore, he has 2 kids with her same difference.
He looks like the kind of guy who would cry and not protect you if you were stopped by thugs trying to grab your purse or something. Puss.Y. Nothing masculine about this creature.
Tobey's next superhero incarnation should be called Xanax The Xnore.
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Bottom-feeder.
ismu: I am so sorry about your mom passing...may she rest in peace...
damn, is Tobey boring! I cannot watch anything he is in...he is so damn unappealing to me...and why oh why do people who are so freaking insignificant insist on having a reality show...PULEEZE...at least my insomnia will be cured if I watch this show...Tobey is a big snorefest and anything and everything about him is a guarantee bore!
YAWN! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Since all my cousins on my mom's side of the family are Maguires, I've already watched Growing up Maguire in real life. Skipping this.
He's awful. Just awful. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Douchechill!
My condolences to ISMU and her family.
@whamo- that was the first and LAST tobey i ever associated myself with *flips hair*
ISMU: If you can hear me, I'm sending you a hug. If it's any consolation, she's not suffering any more and you don't have to worry about her now. You can try to heal and make sure your kids remember her.
XOXO
Submitted by complication on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:32am.
just the name tobey makes me feel sleepies. I knew a kid named toby once who had a giant head that loked like one of those bicycle helmets. He lived across the street and ratted me out for having boys over.
FUCK YOU TOBEY!
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Too much, I'm still laughing while I write this!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:06am.
Dlisted Family
I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
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my thoughts go out to ismu and her family....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
your stupid ass had me at for why? I was like what's he talking about now? I was like this boring read and got me dying laughing at at the zzzz's!!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Tobey Macguire bores the absolute fuck out of me.
I liked him in "Pleasantville".
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MissJaneTexas- perhaps he did... and maybe he wouldve had the chance too had his head been of normal preportions... i was, after all, a gal who had a boy over when I was 11 ;)
LOL at complication. Sounds like Toby was jealous and just wanted to get a little complicated of his own, if you know what I mean ;)
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just the name tobey makes me feel sleepies. I knew a kid named toby once who had a giant head that loked like one of those bicycle helmets. He lived across the street and ratted me out for having boys over.
FUCK YOU TOBEY!
Seriously, this shit makes me stabby. You're gonna shield your kids from the entertainment industry by PUTTING THEM ON TV?! Up until five seconds ago I had never even heard of Tobey's siblings. They were shielded BEFORE the fucking reality show. UHHHHHH! PEOPLE!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
another delusional bunch who think people actually give a shit.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:06am.
Dlisted Family
I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
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My condolences to ISMU & her family :(
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:53am.
Ms. Lewis: I already tried indicating that this show WILL NOT star Tobey, but his mother and brother. Not getting through to some.
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Yeah, but the show will still be boring as fuck, regardless!
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Cadabra: No, I will have to check those out. Right now my TiVO is set for "Sitting in Dentist's Waiting Room" and "Waiting for Downloads on Dial-Up."
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Sounds good ImpVix. And I almost forgot, also TiVO: "As the Candle Burns" & "C-Span 2" ;>
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Dlisted Family
I have heard from I Sprained My Uvula a little while ago. Her Mom passed this morning. She asked me to extend her heartfelt thanks for all of the support we have given her.
Ms. Lewis: I already tried indicating that this show WILL NOT star Tobey, but his mother and brother. Not getting through to some.
Cadabra: No, I will have to check those out. Right now my TiVO is set for "Sitting in Dentist's Waiting Room" and "Waiting for Downloads on Dial-Up."
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Still waiting for the reality show "Growing Up Common Sense"
Even if they made a reality show about his secret gayscapades, it would still bring the Zzzzzz. A friend of mine got hit on by Toby at a West Hollywood gay bar...that was years ago and prior to his Spider Man fame...my friend said that his bar pick up game was weak at best. He does not regret giving him the cold shoulder, the kid's not much to look at even when he has a Spider Man 6 pack.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:28am.
p.s. Tobey has very thin lips too - not a very kissable dude, what with the googly eyes, greasy, stubbly-beard face & the dorky haircut!
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Plus yeast dough complexion, narrow shoulders, small build and creepy smile.
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Not that he was ever hot Mother S, but he did work out for Spider Man, no? Unless they stuffed his costume (like Franz & Hanz from SNL) to make him look bulked up more. LOL @ your observations, esp. the yeast dough complexion - Loves it!!! :)
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Growing Up Hobbit...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:05am.
Why would I waste my time watching this googly-eyed motherfucker bore his way through life???
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Hahaha..'Growing Up Googly-eyed'....
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Isn't Tobey like, 30? I don't think he needs any goddamn shielding. This is ridiculous.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What? I don't understand.... So Tobey isn't going to be on this show at all? It's just about his mother "shielding," the siblings from the "downside of Hollywood," ? Are his siblings in show business or trying to be? Do they LIVE in H'Wood? Or is she shielding them from the spotlight of being Tobey's siblings?? WTF? No one would know who they are if not for this show, and it's not like he's a Lohan, out getting f'ed up and doing crazy shit, he's a boring ass tool...
Seriously, FOR WHY? is right....
I cannot find the hot in Tobey.
*clicks on link for Tobey the butt skootching dog*
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:28am.
p.s. Tobey has very thin lips too - not a very kissable dude, what with the googly eyes, greasy, stubbly-beard face & the dorky haircut!
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Plus yeast dough complexion, narrow shoulders, small build and creepy smile.
This fame-by-association fuckery is just going TOO far.
For Why?!!! is RIGHT.
LOL to whoever said 'googly eyed motherfucker' AWESOME!!
p.s. Tobey has very thin lips too - not a very kissable dude, what with the googly eyes, greasy, stubbly-beard face & the dorky haircut!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 10:05am.
Why would I waste my time watching this googly-eyed motherfucker bore his way through life???
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The last Caption This contest come to mind....Homer Simpson eyes!!!
Yeah, I'm still going on about it :D