ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:03am.

That seals it. I HATE when people trot out that PC epithet whenever someone tries to do the right thing. Shandi and other funny bitches, it's been nice, but I guess I'm still too fragile to see things like that and not get the shudders.

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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK

Pleco honey, I grew up with my bio-Dad till 5 beating on me, my Mom, my Abuelita and my schizophrenic (undiagnosed till later) Uncle hitting me all the time too. FOR ANYTHING.

I just can't watch children being hit that way. I have had chancletas, wet towels, bare open-hand slaps and pulling of hair hit me for 15 years of my life till I said "no mas" - no more.

I understand that it was fun to watch for some, but not for me.

I understand your frustration too: I didn't want to be so harsh about it but it hurt me inside is all.
Supervision of your children and teaching them to respect each other and others sans violence is important to me.

Sorry all - I'm not judging, just not for me.

I found the new asu madre but with lesbians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vONsN91HPyc&feature=related

best slaps ever

He's not retarded, he's just plain furious. He's so angry that he's losing it, that's why he moans like a beast.

He can work his way through an articulate sentence like: "You think I'll let a bitch fairy like you beat the crap out of me?"

Or: "Don't you dare threaten me!!!"

The politically correct brigade can go home now.

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGSjCPeVyew

Here´s a new link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGSjCPeVyew

everybody who thinks the dude in the green shirt is a retard needs to zip it , seriously i know what they are saying and i also know many people who start moaning this way when they are being overly dramatic , like really dude is not daft he just stole the thalia cd and wants to get away with it gosh people get a clue, a dictionary and stop killing everybody else FUN ASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MADREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only after I read the comments here I've been made aware that the sitting gay was probably a tad slow.

Have to say though, I almost spit my coffee laughing especially on the asuuuuu maaaadreeee part!

Why did YouTube remove this vid?

language barrier- lol, i think in an earlier post we had almost a full translation, and it made it hilarious silly fight over a freaking stolen cd? pure comedy.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Oh.my.Gawd!!!!! whilst I understood everything they said, there are times when you simply want it in morse codes or braille instead... bitch got owned... to this day I would rather be cut than spit on. ICK.

lol! That's a hot mess for real...
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That was awsome, I feel like screeching ASUUU MADREEE at the top of my lungs!
After reading the translation, I don't think either of them are "special" or "slow". They are just hos having a skank fight.
I assume MK speaks fluent spanish and knows this. As if he would post a disabled person getting beaten, no one in thier right mind thinks that's funny.

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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...

LOL @ couch guy being compared to Fez! I don't think he's a retarded dude or the yellow shirt guy. I think ALL present probably just smoked some good angel dust, got a little psychotic & it all got a little out of control. Still pretty funkin' hilarious, I'm sorry :) Of course, I might be in the minority here on these observations! ASSSUUU MAAADDREEEEE!!!!!
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Submitted by GlamourKitty on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:22pm.
Hilarious! Glad someone translated. I wonder if couch dudette knows this lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7lI6Ic9cw

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Bwahahaha!!! It's always funny for me when people flip out, especially when they're screaming in another language! EEEEYYYAAAAGGGHHHH, Ooh-ga booga looga!!
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 6:07pm.

As the mother of a disabled man who has been through hell and back, that tone of cry is very familiar to me. I have no idea what they were saying, but that guy sounded desperate and abused and fed up and hopeless. It made me want to cry.
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kacky, it must be hard to have a disabled child and i can't say i know, because i don't, but i can say that i have worked very closely with persons with disabilities, and you know- there are very good people out there with very good and genuine hearts (i consider myself one), it's unfortunate some abuse/neglect takes place, but just know that there are people out there, and hopefully this can somehow make you feel better :) dun leave, pweaze!?

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Yeah, I think it's going to have to be goodbye to MK. Sorry folks.

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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK

ummmmmm, very sad. Violence is not good in anyone's native tongue...bad. Just bad. I am 'lil shocked that mk posted this....

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

It's going to keep me awake tonight. I already have recurring nightmares of my son being abused, even though he's in a good situation.... I think.

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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK

umm, a tad hard to watch- the guy being slapped around sounds espeically special ed'ish. reminds me of the vids of forced fights the developmentally disabled were forced to take part in with each other by their caretakers. and yeah, who are the people taping and sitting by and laughing? but, it is funny that MK wishes this was a home vid of his, lMAO.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

The yelp at 1:45 was funny. It reminded me of Siavash on BB. He always yelps like that (and no he's not gay).

What the hell did I just watch? I agree with you guys that the one is the green seemed to be somewhat disabled; that moan/cry is a bit too familiar sounding...
But seriously, who stands around and RECORDS something like that? Wow.

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Submitted by Noelegy on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 6:59pm.
Uh? Who stands there and tapes that kind of mess?
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Curiously enough, either a friend or a family member.

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Bottom-feeder.

Uh? Who stands there and tapes that kind of mess?

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull

I understood bits and pieces of this. The one in the orange I think was telling the other one that he wasn't like normal people or something. Then the other one said that he was normal, and the orange shirt responded back sarcastically, "you're normal?" Or that's the gist of what I got. My Spanish is rusty. But this was too hard for me to watch. First, as a mother, and second as the mother of a "special" child, it was kinda sad.

The guy getting slapped definitely looks and sounds like he's disabled. I can't find this funny.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK, THANK YOU...
This video has completely changed my, life, cured my cancer, found me a job, and a man!
OK, jk, but seriously? This shit is Amazing. I want more!!! I want the camera to follow their lives, their friend's lives, "madre"'s life, whomever this important lady is...Why don't we get to see Madre?
"Quiteee!!"

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

As the mother of a disabled man who has been through hell and back, that tone of cry is very familiar to me. I have no idea what they were saying, but that guy sounded desperate and abused and fed up and hopeless. It made me want to cry.

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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK

who the fuck was caterwauling in the background and i don't think it was the guy videoing cuz i heard him laughing.

Re:Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 5:09pm.

Being hispanic too, I kinda agree, I read your post, nodding my head the whole time, ha! We didn't really get spankings, whoopin's, hit w/ the swtich, or whatever you might call it, but we certainly did get some of that "catholic discipline." Yeah, we also talk about those times, and I keep telling my spoiled ass husband (and his mom *hint, hint*) that it wasn't that much fun growing up w/ the mexican version of hitler as a mom, but I'm sure glad she taught us manners, rules and respect for ourselves and others. As for spitting? I'm a fucking tomboy, but: Goodness gracious no!!!! How trashy is that? If I ever were to get spit on, I'd probably squeal like the dude in green and run around the room screaming.
But I totally LOOOOOOOVE to hear gay dudes scream like that, I giggle for days...

The gay Pumpkin! OMG. That squeal is the best.

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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price

What is pendju again?

That was great and I bet the sex was ASSSSU MADRE afterwards

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

omgggggggggggggggggg... thats gonna be my new saying " asuuuuuuuuuu madreeeeeeeeeeee"

i do not think the guy wearing green is "special"

thats just how a lot of latin gay guys are, over the top, drama queens!!!!!!1

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:36pm
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Oh, MizRo, I think you're a voice of reason and composure while not being a stick in the mud, and I like you, so hmmm this is a little awkward.

As some of you know, I'm multi-racial and grew up in my grandmother's big ole house. In that house also lived all my aunts and uncles and during summers my cousins would stay there as well.

Beatings and slappings were routine and as a kid I just took it as a matter of course. Adults were adults and we were kids. Kids couldn't beat on other kids, but any adult could take a swipe at you and that was the lay of the land. Methinks the last time DListers had a big row over corporal punishment was when MK put up that item about Kate Gosselin smacking one of her kids.

Anyhow, I agree it's not at all funny to lay the smackdown on anyone disabled, which is probably why my brother - who was regarded semi-"special" when we were growing up because he was born prematurely - escaped the beatings even if he almost burned the house down. It sure wasn't funny when I was being whacked silly, and it wasn't funny to see any other kid getting smacked, either.

But hell, I dunno. When we got together as adults we would just snicker about all the abuse we got as kids, recalling how cousin Mike had to chew jalapenos in his mouth for cussing, and how cousin Jeff got his head flushed in the toilet bowl for defying his dad, or how my head spun like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist after my dad gave me the single most powerful faceslap of my life (in hindsight, maybe I deserved it for letting my infant sister roll off the bed onto a concrete floor. But I digress.)

But where was I? Oh! Why did we find it darkly funny after all those years? Maybe because enough time had elapsed. Like how they say "too soon" when we joke about the dead. Or maybe it's a defense mechanism. War stories. We survived. Or maybe that was just how it was growing up in a household held in an iron grip of fierce Catholicism made even fiercer by tough tough love dispensed by the feared senora, mi abuelita, whom I loved dearly and still do to this day.

I wouldn't say this is a particularly Latino trait - never mind that part of my lineage - but part of me just says that's the "fire." Passions run high in certain cultures, and passion is a two-sided coin. There was great love in that house, and there was also great violence. That video just reminded me of the many fights that broke out between the adults in that house I grew up in. It wasn't funny then, but now, when I recall how my uncle was choking his wife and she was trying to claw his eyes out until they both tumbled down the main stairs and THEN being berated by my abuela - not primarily for the fighting, mind you, but more for breaking one of her precious vases in the fall - well - gag writers couldn't write that shit.

I have no doubt we were loved; but there's also no doubt I didn't think it was exactly love that made my dad chain me and my brothers to a tree for being rambunctious.

What was my point? I dunno. Maybe I got smacked in the head one time too many as a kid.

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Bottom-feeder.

Now that I've calmed down and read through the comments: I'm sorry but there is something a tad slow about the boy in green, gay or not.

I still want to snap the other kid in 2 though.

I gotta get out of D - that did NOT make my day.

I feel so bad for that challenged boy: MK, WHAT is funny about that?
I speak Spanish and didn't understand half of what that they said, but one thing is for sure: I would have taken that kid in orange and slammed his head against the wall several times.

That was not funny, broke my heart and made me want to hunt down that slapper and slap the shit out of him. They must have lovely parents to allow a challenged child to be hit like that.

WHO is videoing this?

Hilarious! Glad someone translated. I wonder if couch dudette knows this lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7lI6Ic9cw

Well, haven't seen anything like that before. Thanks for the translation. I have some spanish, but all I caught was suelta me, no tengo, and callate.

Just be glad you don't have the apartment next to theirs...

Thanks Plecostomus! I should do that next time I get in a spat with my husband. "Aaaa suuu madreeeeee!!!" He would get so MAD.

This is very sad.

The guy on the couch sounds a little bit like Fez, the character that Wilmer Valderama used to play on That 70s Show.

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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

I´m spanish and I don´t understand anything.

Are those creatures human? Ugh.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Someone remix the scream after the spit with Glenn Beck's yelp! I mean!!! hello!

"Wow I did not know Wilmer Valderrama was gay and a pussy...The bitch in green looks like him...how did he let that skinny little bitch in yellow give him such a beat down...he is bigger and all he can do is scream and spit????" I hate ChaCha queens...they are always so tacky. He gets extra points for trying to use a "chancleta" as a weapon...too bad he did not get to use such powerful weapon the way it deserves to be used though.

Submitted by TEE on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:40pm.

The guy in the green wasn't mentally ill, he has a drama queen. I've seen fights like this down Pacific Blvd., and (No offense to Gay men) but these hispanic gay men ARE over the top drama queens!
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Fuck, if that vid doesn't qualify that dude as mentally ill, psychiatrists totally need to update the DSM-V...

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:35pm.

The fat woman beating down on the crackhead is funny. Dude kept on missing his punches while the woman kept on avoiding them Matrix-style. I didn't get why she started to beat him up. Anyway, I find it sad that kids have to see their mothers brawling in public like that. That's what they will grow up to do. The never-ending Ghetto Cycle.
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Never-ending GHETTO cycle!!!

This is all kinds of wrong, but I'm LMAO at that right now.
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LMAO.... my lil' girl overheard it and said, "He screams like a little girl!" hahahahahahaha

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:35pm.
Can someone translate please??
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My abuelita will kill me for my mangled Spanish, but since I have nothing better to do I shall give it a go:

Your abuelita will be proud!! That was friggin awesome. You made me LOL a few times with your fantastic translations skills!

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The guy in the green wasn't mentally ill, he has a drama queen. I've seen fights like this down Pacific Blvd., and (No offense to Gay men) but these hispanic gay men ARE over the top drama queens!