Wednesday, July 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 28th!
Jennifer Aniston forces her cat to attend another "Cooking for Couples" class with her. - Disraeli Ears
Runners-up:
The genie misunderstood when I made my third wish for a hot pussy to grind on my meat. - The Vinyl Villager
He knew that if he wanted to impress spaghetti cat no simple ragu would suffice - Shants
I told Randy Jackson to cut it out with that "yo, dawg" shit. I said you're pissing me off. I did. but, oh no, he had to go and "yo, dawg" one more time. - jazzfish_77
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Not wanting to be outdone Kate Gosslin's pus found a far more efficient way to "de-ball" men and make herself a tasty snack in the process.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich ma
The genie misunderstood when I made my third wish for a hot pussy to grind on my meat. - The Vinyl Villager
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HILARIOUS!!!
I'd like to thank the Academy....
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
YOU GUYS ARE SO HILARIOUS! Shants, i love yours the best!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
haha, congrats winners! These were all hilarious!
catatouille
Congrats Disraeli Ears!
Congrats everyone! They were all great!
JAZZY - OMG ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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JABIFFXOXOXO
Congrats funny effers! Disreali Ears-Brilliant!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Vinyl Villager: LMAO!
congrats winners!
Jazzyyyyyyyyyy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Big congratulations to Disraeli Ears!! Nice win!
Also congrats to the runners-up: The Vinyl Villager and Shants! Funny stuff!
YAY JAZZY!!! Congrats Disraeli Ears, The Vinyl Villager & Shants!
Love it Jazzfish and Shants! Hilar!! Congrats Disraeli
Congrats to all...
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Congrats to all the winners!
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
Woo-hoo! I not only placed - I won! Hooray for me! Also, congrats to my fellow winners.
And there was some stiff competition, too!
Congrats to all!!!
So funny! :D
Congrats Disraeli Ears!! WTG The Vinyl Villager, Shants, and jazzy (bringing the funnay, as always)!
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Hehe congrats, Disraeli Ears and the rest, but I liked jazzy's most of all. Yo, dawg!
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Bottom-feeder.
Not wanting to be outdone Kate Gosslin's pus found a far more efficient way to "de-ball" men and make herself a tasty snack in the process.
so THATS what happens every time jon gosselin surrenders his balls to a new pussy.
Dear Paris,
This is NOT what we meant when we asked you to slow down with the meat and your pussy.
"Now who's the cutest cat on the internet, Maru?"
Without knowing how to achieve the effect, Whiskers attempts to be like his idol, 'Sausage Lips' Lisa Rinna.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
The grossest thing made by a pussy since Gary Busey.
Jason Statham's sidekick in "CRANK 3: KEEP CRANKING". Geez, didn't the studio learn their lesson from "Turner & Hooch?"
Still safer than letting Paris Hilton handle your meat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
A porn movie production company was pissed when they got this photo to accompany their ad campaign, "real pussies love grinding the beef."
die, tweety bird, die!!
He must be grinding Chinese "Beef" , he keeps saying, Hah Roh Kra Reeece.
For a second there I thought it was Kates rapid possum grinding Johns balls up!
Is this kitty Sandra Lee's assistant, in helping her make her recent infamous meatloaf slop?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Having finally succeeded in tripping his human oppressor down the stairs, Hitchcock cleverly disposes of the body and prepares a nice meatloaf in case the investigators are hungry.
Even after he's moved out, Jon's meat continues to be ground down by Kate's pussy.
Like a 3 year old with an Easy Bake Oven, Whiskers demonstrates more cooking skill than Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray combined.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MeOWWWWW Mix.
Kenley Penley has thrown her last cat.
Poor pussy, no one grinds meat like Spectacular.
Kitty making Spamburgers
...doggie don't look so tough now, does he?
Kate's angry pussy gets it's own spin-off show on the air before Jon. Yikes... which one of Kate's 'original recipes' is it preparing in this episode?
Mice.....the other ground meat
I can haz role on the Sopranoz?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OCAT is TACO spelled backwards.
"Damn rats. They don't pay me enough for this."
Bad Kitty! You know you should have a hairnet on!
Sweeney Todd II: Revenge of Mrs. Mooney's Cats.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 8:33pm.
They never did find a new forever home for Jeffrey Dahmer's cat.
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OMG "forever home" oh I love you !!!
ahahahahaha!
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