Afternoon Crumbs

Well damn, he really gets into his roles. Christian is scary skinny.

I just know that Nigel is somewhere in a locked room with those pics of Ade & Jonathan doing something unmentionable!

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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/07/ricky-berens-bares-bum.html

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

Christian Bale is playing the part of Dickie Eklund who can be remembered from one of the best documentaries ever, "High on Crack Street" (you can watch it on you tube). He's the brother of another famous boxer, who is going to be played by Marky Mark.

So, I guess that explains the heroin chic and being in Boston.

Damn! Christian Bale looks busted! Like a walking meth addict corpse!

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

wow lauren conrad has a book? does that mean my fashion line is out next week? wtf

Tara Reid is holding that poor hoagie like it's a stinky sock. No way she can convince me that she's going to eat it.
She looks like hell.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Bale looks awful. He doesn't even look like the same guy from TDK and Public Enemies.

Welcome, overitnow.

I must respectfully disagree with you in regards to this being a futile pursuit on his part.

Acting definitely looks like a very futile endeavour when you compare it next to Ghandi's efforts to better the world. However, it'd difficult to deny that Bale's efforts to look the part aren't needed in order to make his performance more believable.

At the end of the day, I'm not going to sit here praising his dedication as if he were Ghandi, no way. I will, however, concede that it's good to see someone who actually puts some effort into it in Hollywood, unlike most of his peers.

He still doesn't look that great to me at any weight. My instinct also tells me that he's probably not as pleasant as portrayed, but I can totally see why his fans believe otherwise, because he really does seem to give it all.

An fuck me, that was a long ass post.

Sorry, horz~

Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 6:06pm.
Channing Tatum keeps getting cast in Dito Montiel movies (A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and Fighting) that same way that Dito Montiel got that million dollar do-nothing record deal from David Geffen. Of this I'm certain.
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OY! Now that you mention it...Dito Montiel was THE SHIZ back in the day. Maybe Channing Tatum reminds him of himself...oh how onanistic!

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Bottom-feeder.

This is the first time I've ever opened an account for one of these sites, but I just had to comment on this. He looks sick! I'm so tired of this guy making it seem like this is some sort of admirable dedication to his craft. It's not worth it, and it sends a bad message! He's not Gandhi (starving himself to stop violence and death among an oppressed people)! It's just a stupid fucking movie! Like there aren't enough people with eating disorders in the world.

Channing Tatum keeps getting cast in Dito Montiel movies (A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and Fighting) that same way that Dito Montiel got that million dollar do-nothing record deal from David Geffen. Of this I'm certain.

sofster, he's playing a junkie so he's dropping the weight rather than just getting pale makeup like most lame-ass actors would.

FEED THAT MAN A SANDWICH!

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:11pm.
Isn't Channing Tatum in the closet?
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He would be if George Clooney weren't hogging all the space in there.

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Bottom-feeder.

Good looks are a priority -- they're not an obstacle to success! Is she from another planet or something???

Isn't Channing Tatum in the closet?

Damn, Bale is going Machinist again.

Christian Bale has (once again) went from looking like a walking fuck machine to looking like the skinny, homely single father with his cat who drives a 87 Sentra that I just rented an apartment to last week. I have to give him credit, though: he's dedicated to his craft. He reminds me of other chameleon-like actors such as Johnny Depp & Vincent Cassel who have the ability to perform a double-whammy & not only change their appearance for a film, but change their entire personality as well.

Jessica Beil's clock is ticking. Plenty of beautifuly actresses get roles. What's sad is that Jessica's acting is so shitty that even Megan Fox is getting offered more roles than she is.

"Machete" is a throw-back to old 60's & 70's exploitation films featuring lots of violence, drug use, & sleazy, trashy women. Blohan will fit right in.

The only concession I'll make for Biel is that at least she's working hard. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johannson (I don't mind Keira Knightley so much) just come across as spoiled. Everything's just handed to them and while they can be decent actresses with the right roles and the right directors to help them, they don't deserve the amount of praise that they get.

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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."

Maybe Christian Bale is in the middle of filming The Machinist 2.

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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."

govt_cheese!
Sadly (for me) the Bale Out just made me love him more! I own my fuckin Balehead card!!

Flatsy,
Damn! Boston Cream pie! Yummmm

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Christian looks like a skinny ugly little fairy, instead of a gorgeous buffed-out fairy!

Is this for a movie role? Please tell me this is for a movie role. Otherwise he needs to eat something. NO NO to the skinny! Eat some food, Bale!

a lauren conrad the hills book fuckery kind of thing? its probably just full of long pauses like the hills: like...........um ............sucky person
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

I finally did listen to The Bale's rant with f-bombs. Was afraid to at first cause I thought he might fall off the pedestal I built for him in my hobby room. I ended up being totally surprised at how his rant didn't bother me even one itty bitty bit. I think I even yawned. It reminds me of the holidays with my family, especially dear ol' ma. With or without egg nog. In my family we sleep through stuff like that.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

rotten_egg, I think it is the extreme Bourgeoisie tone that makes Lainey dull.

Clearly she made her way to 'the top' of gossip blogging - read: she's financially successful enough she can employ her husband as a 'tech' guy of her gossip blog site - and now she's empowered by that.

She can write shitty, biased articles 'cause she is a strong black woman, yaknow?

Clarisse, I'LL FUCKING TRACK HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT A FUCKING LOBSTA ROLL SAMMICH AND A BOSTON CREAM PIE AND GO ON A FUCKIN WHALE WATCH!!!!

geez, I sound like CM or all caps Jim.

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She's flat and that's that!

Flatsy,
Yes please, and tell him to eat a fuckin sammich!

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I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube.

Sibsi:

Oh! I don't HATE Lainey Gossip, I just find it annoyingly dull. Like she tries way too hard to be funny and catty and gossipy, but fails miserably. She's not even a TAME version of MK, she's more like an EPIC FAIL version of MK. Nobody bitches celebrities with "funny and catty" like MK and that's a fact, man.

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Ahahahahahahaha!!!!. Well, then that girl is just so unfortunate. Like Cisco Adler unfortunate.

-"Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:07pm."

I think so too and Kathy Bates first comes to mind. Some of the very good and old actresses out there are either fugly or average in looks, but that's what makes people see through their average-ness and appreciate their talent. Sadly, many people will praise certain actors/actresses for their looks, claiming their "hotness" is more than enough.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Hmm... Lindsay Lohan and Michelle Rodriguez in a movie, TOGETHER? Be still my heart.

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*Imperialists! The BANE of my existence - angel_i 07/09/09
*IS EVERYONE ON CRACK!!!!! - jack-n-the-hat 7/15/09

Clarisse, Bale in Boston. If I see him, do you want me to tell him to FUCK OFF for you?

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She's flat and that's that!

I know that Christian Bale obviously takes 'his craft' very seriously, but doing this sort of shit to his body can kill him. He did something similar for the movie The machinist and then bulked up immediately to play Batman and it is not healthy at all.

Channing Tatum is still a hot piece, blouse and all and yes, I'd hit it.

Jessica Biel IS delusional

Megan Fox – enough already, we get it: you’re sexy and you like to have sex; now stick your tongue back in your mouth where it belongs!

Tara Reid has really fucked up her body with all the Lipo and Plastic surgery at such a young age, and for what? She looks worse now than she did 10 years ago in American pie.

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 1:57pm.
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I agree with A LOT of what you just said.

However, I do love Lainey. She's a misguided fool in so many subjects, but she's a VERY TAME version of a female Canasian gossip blogger, if MK were a female Canasian.

Oh and I fucking hate Portman.

Knew many girls who looked - and acted - exactly like her in "Hebrew School".

Nothing special, no talent, extremely common looks.

It is a shame most think she's so amazing due to her somewhat pretty - and again! - common face.

Keira at least has a sailor mouth to go with her very common "English Rose" beauty.

Oh and of course she has the very common coke and bulimia assisted body.

What they both deserve is KUDAWS for is their conniving ways and strategies to keep their antics hidden from the media.

Edited: to make a little bit more sense out of that drunken rant.

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Chungking - Let The Love In

NOT to come off as delusional, but I really think most of this look is make-up and a meth hair cut. He was thin at the Public Enemies premier, but not emaciated…

WHAT DON’T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND????

SHUT UP!!

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:32pm.
I know that no one's breasts, balls, ears or whathaveyou is in perfect balance. However, the girl that I am describing looked like she borrowed a tit from a friend. They were not a match. It's like they found one another on Craigslist.
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OMG, now that's good!

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She's flat and that's that!

I know that no one's breasts, balls, ears or whathaveyou is in perfect balance. However, the girl that I am describing looked like she borrowed a tit from a friend. They were not a match. It's like they found one another on Craigslist.

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Submitted by humpa
Having one breast bigger than the other can be quite normal.
Take me for instance....I have one breast that hits me in the knee and the other hits me in the foot.
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Mom?

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Thank you suckandfuck!

ewww Shitter's nips. She looks just like my middle aged auntie .... also, why does that bint have a microphone strapped to her noggin when bitch can't sing a note? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Are you bitches kidding me?! Miranda's tits look PERFECT! *shakes fists*

Aaaah, a natural pair of tits these days is like spotting a damn unicorn.

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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

I thought Christian Bale learned his lesson about extreme dieting in "The Machinist." This can't be healthy for him.

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"Dance, hippies, dance!" ~~ Laurie Notaro

Christian Bale looks like SamRo in that pic....

Megan Fox is a total dog. OOgly chick. OOOOGLY.

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master Blaster:

Yup, it's normal to have one boob bigger than the other. Same with men's testies, one might hang lower than the other. ;)

Calling Biel "shelf-ass" is dumb, like she's trying to be "avant garde" like MK. My bet is, she has a flat ass.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Holy crap, I didn't even recognize him. I thought he'd paid his dues with Machinist! Dude is hardcore method acting, too hardcore.

If it wasn't for looks or media coverage and ACTING SKILLS was a complete MUST, then Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlet Johanssson, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jole, etc. would not stand a chance. These women (and the list goes on) are still acting because they have managed to stay "hot" looking for the masses.

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I agree with your list, except I think that Halle is a pretty good actress.

I actually think that the average looking/border-line ugly actresses tend to have better staying power. The actresses better known for their beauty tend to overdo it with plastic surgery and become scary looking just to keep their beauty.

The public doesn't notice when the homelier actresses age.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by rotten_egg
Lainey Gossip is delusional too.
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She also keeps referring to Biel as Shelf Ass or Shelfy, like that's a bad thing! She's clueless as well as delusional.
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That bitch gets on my fucking nerves, even more than Biel!

Aaaaand... she's blatantly envious of Biel's ASSets.

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Submitted by rotten_egg
Lainey Gossip is delusional too.
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She also keeps referring to Biel as Shelf Ass or Shelfy, like that's a bad thing! She's clueless as well as delusional.

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I was watching tmz last night and they had the vs model pic with a song that said boobies like a million times and I was laughing like reatard lol why do guys go so crazy over boobies? I kept flashing my bf this weekend (don't ask! Lol) and I swear he went nuts every time I was like wtf? You see em all the time!

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