Tuesday, July 28th 2009
The Hogans Are Officially Divorced
Today in Clearwater, FL, a court room was filled with thirstay peroxide mops, turkey jerky skin and desperation, because the Hogans here there to make their divorce final. The fact that both Hulk and Linda both brought look-alike toys made the whole affair even sadder than Brooke's album signing in the sock section of Wal-Mart.
For over two years, these two water damaged leather sacks have been fighting like Gosselins. Linda wanted more cash to keep her looking like the fine diamond she is, but Hulk didn't want to give it up. OK! says that they finally came to an agreement, but the terms will not be released.
It apparently all ended amicably, because Linda and Hulk even kissed each on the cheek at the end. May the record show: BARF VOM FART.
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How did this trash get $26 million?
We mean, what could they possibly have had that we - or anyone - would be willing to actually pay money for??!!!
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
I do not think Ozzy Osbourne even knew he was on a reality show! His brain is so fried. Actually, Ozzy was not so bad. Has anyone seen Gene Simmon's show? What a snorefest. I knew he was boring, but not to that extreme. No wonder it's on A&E.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugar daddy chat. co m
"The terms of the divorce settlement were not made public but the couple’s net worth was listed at between $26 million and $32 million."
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This is an excerpt I just read on what the Hogans are worth. No. Fucking. Way. what???
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Coma Caca!!
You can edit posts you know! ;)
arrrgh I meant Cant stand them...stupid computer keyboard.
Coma Caca!!
arrrrgh I cant them. can't stand the Whole family. hahahaha I see that MK re adjusted the tabs, Used to be in Real people...good re adjustment MK, they're not REAL. hahahaha I just noticed that.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 3:20pm.
I've been saying this from the beginning, but I STILL think this was all a diversion to help keep money away from the family of the kid maimed in the auto accident with their son.
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You may have a point there. Couples (in Canada) have to swear that their divorce petition is not the result of collusion i.e. a *fake* divorce to cheat the government or whomever out of taxes, or money owed - or for whatever other reason people would fake a divorce.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 3:20pm.
I've been saying this from the beginning, but I STILL think this was all a diversion to help keep money away from the family of the kid maimed in the auto accident with their son.
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ITA with that opinion.
The Hogans are trash. I still can't believe Nick is out of jail already. All of them make me sick. Hopefully Brooke's new album will bomb just last her last one. GO AWAY HOGANS!
The entire Hogan clan is gross....end of story.
so this means that she man Brooke will now fade into obscurity, right??? I am so freakin' tired of the Hogans...they are so overdone...they make me want to aviod the sun for life...and The Hulksters new piece looks for manly than his "daughter"...they are all so repulsive...they truly make me sick!
Are there nude photos of Hulk?
I've been saying this from the beginning, but I STILL think this was all a diversion to help keep money away from the family of the kid maimed in the auto accident with their son.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:50pm.
Ha ha ha ha!! "Perform reach-arounds to make certain that all new girls (as friends) do not have balls and peens".
With Brook there isn't any need is there? She's always throwing that moose knuckle around in public.
And I'm starting to give Linda the side-eye.
goody! does this mean the hulkster and linda are free to date?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by your ex on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:09pm.
im hotter then brooke
hell, what i left in the toilet this morning was hotter than brooke
I know it's a bit early, but these two douche bags are making me put together my 2010 New Year's Resolutions List.
I promise to:
1) Remove all peroxide / bleach / and all other highlightening products from home;
2) Vandalize and destroy all tanning booths;
3) Perfect rain dance to cause floods big enough to wash away trailor trash parks;
4) Blow torch all Sevyn Nyne products, including but not limited to, The HoHans...I mean the Hogans;
5) Carry around shears to cut-off funky mustachios;
6) Perform reach-arounds to make certain that all new girls (as friends) do not have balls and peens;
and
7) Spray all stripper poles with that new shit called Aspray...just because.
Finally! I think that the only reason Brooke stays close to her dad is because he has the money and didn't want to cross him and get cut off. Does anyone even watch her stupid show?
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Submitted by your ex on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 2:08pm.
god he is so fuckin hot i just wanna shit
I fukken lol'd.
Sorry Ozzy, but I blame you. If you hadn't done the family reality show and made the concept popular, the airwaves wouldn't be teeming with private lives of semi-famous celebutards and their dysfunctional families. In the case of the Hogans, there is no doubt that the years of hair bleaching has seeped thru the scalp into their brains.
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Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
But does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
But does your mother know that you're out?
Submitted by Reeter
I thought they divorced a long time ago.
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I actually thought they both died since they haven't been in the rags for a few weeks. I was pretty sure these fools couldn't go 48 hours without some new stunt. I kind of wish their kid would put both into a vegetative state.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Oh Good. Now they are free to get on with what might generously be called their lives.
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" I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk."
I hate this whole idiotic, white-trash family.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
There goes the money for Brook's next titty job.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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On another note, that's the best I've ever seen Linda look.
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Gross and grosser.
At least they won't fight over who used the last steroids syringe anymore.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
I thought they divorced a long time ago.
Good for them!! Can they go away now?
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
GREAT...NOW TAKE BROOK AND HER DICK AND BALLS AND HER DOUCHBAG BROTHER AND DRIVE THEIR FUCKING CAR OF A FUCKING CLIFF!!
Ugh. Fuck them and their Costco-sized tubs of peroxide.
They'd both have walked away with more money if they'd just had a WWF cagematch.
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Bottom-feeder.
Fucking vampire cunts! The man bodyslammed Andre the Giant and this pig STEALS half his money. Disgusting.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Fingers crossed they fade quietly away.
And the world continues to turn.
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
Shoot, another end to a once beautiful love story!
Brown fart stains.
With parents like that no wonder Brooke ended up being the fragile-looking flower of feminity that she is.
LOL @ Stoney, I feel the same way, wish they would just go away and die.
im hotter then brooke
Now he's free to marry Brooke.
god he is so fuckin hot i just wanna shit
HATE these people! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."