Tuesday, July 28th 2009
Little Johnny Cash Jr.
This video of a 5-year-old boy with a Little Lord Fauntleroy haircut (aka The "Suri" Cut to alien creatures) playing Johnny Cash's "Folsom Street" Blues" is making my no-heart area whisper "awwww." It's even adorable when he sings, "I shot a man in Weeeeeeno just to watch him dieeeeee." It wasn't Weno. It was the sandbox. It wasn't a man. It was his SpongeBob SquarePants stuffed toy. And the gun was made by Nerf. If that makes you feel any better.
Usually, hearing kiddies singing make my ears itch (I'm looking at you, Kid Bopz), but I was able to watch this boy's entire performance without calling poison control! Kid is a musical genius.
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Cute - but there should have been subtitles. I can't understand people on Helium.
If I were there, I would have bought him an O'Doul's. He played his little heart out!
My ears... That was torture!
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Reminds of that cutesy Ricky they hired when Partridge Family was on its last legs. Very annoying.
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You know what? A lot of you people are a-holes. This kid is fretting the guitar with his right hand, singing (from memory) while playing, AND has pretty great rhythm and phrasing. You try doing that at age 5 in front of an audience -- not easy by any stretch, especially with tiny, not yet adult-strength fingers.
Oh well, everyone is a critic on the internet. Let's be snarky and ironic -- and throw in some insults about a cute kid's appearance while we're at it -- to show how cool we are, as we hide behind our monitor screens (also known as PHS or Perez Hilton Syndrome).
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 5:42pm.
Ha! You (and Provy) are right. I got home and heard it and was embarrassed. I was just trying to add some (rudimentary) music theory to the day. Thanks.
What a cute little girl, too bad she can't sing worth a shit.
stopped 26 seconds in...i don't care that he's a cute kid, all i hear is noise...
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Um, alright.
His hair is just dumb, his parents should be slapped for that one.
Um, alright.
His hair is just dumb, his parents should be sapped for that one.
That was totally cute.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 8:00pm.
All of us are awful; I'm in tears from reading these comments. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who couldn't make it through that video...is MK sure that kid is 5? He sounds like a 3 year old, and I'm not a fan of kiddie singing... HOWEVER, he plays guitar better than some adults I've seen in action, so good for him.
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Oh nooo boomsy, I think he's the next Eric Clapton, lol!!
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My sister taught her 5 year old twins how to sing "Ring of Fire". THAT was a riot!
"..and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fiyah, the ring of fiyah"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ears were starting to bleed at around the 18 second mark and had to turn it off. Not cute.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
All of us are awful; I'm in tears from reading these comments. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who couldn't make it through that video...is MK sure that kid is 5? He sounds like a 3 year old, and I'm not a fan of kiddie singing... HOWEVER, he plays guitar better than some adults I've seen in action, so good for him.
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Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 5:54pm.
He is working the shit out of that Who shirt.
LOL! He damn sure is! I hate the haircut on little Prince Valiant, but he rocks!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I tried watching/listening and could only take about 20 seconds. Something about kids voices is akin to nails on a chalk board, so unpleasant, I hear dogs howling out my window. The kid is cute I suppose if you like boys in girlie haircuts.
Gingers are ugly. I couldn't watch this to the end.
First child to be born in the last 20 years without ADD.
If it was "Folsom Street Blues", the kid would have been dressed in leather fetish gear and brandishing a whip instead of a guitar.
What a doll. I want one.
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He is working the shit out of that Who shirt.
I heart Dlisted.
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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
I can't hear the sound at work, but it looks like his baby guitar is tuned to open E. He's just barring the A and B chords to make a I-IV-V blues progression.
Actually although he's barring the chords he's only playing the roots using an alternating bass. It's standard tuning, not open E. But when you get a chance listen to it, take note that he's doing metric modulation with his right hand. Not easy at any age.
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meh! but damn the kid was cute.his hair is adorable, suri who?
Plecostomus:
A mop? hahahaha!. That's the best groomed mop I have ever seen. Whenever I see the word "mop", dreadlocks automatically come to mind.
I don't know how old this kid is, but he's the shit.
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Some of my best friends are ginger...... Carrot Top was probably a cute kid, too
Okay, that was cute. And I normally hate little kids singing, too.
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what a rotten fucking singer.
I hate that little girl.
katy perry rulez and MK is a flat out bitch.
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i've seen better 5 year olds who can play guitar, and sing. not impressed with this spawn.
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He's quite cute (unfortunate haircut aside) and has nice control over his little fingers, but I'm one of those horrible people who can only stand little kids singing in small doses. Couldn't make it to the chorus.
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im so sorry but due to a cut and paste fail, my last post could be fatally misconstrued by the vice squad I would like to point out it was actually in reference to this as mentioned By Fucking Classy and Clarisse who are equally easily amused
thanks
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I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:37pm.
This kid's musical genius can only be fully appreciated after a few shots of vodka. And by a few I mean half a bottle.
That statement also works when you replace 'vodka' with 'nitrous oxide' and 'kid' with 'Phish'
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
cuuuuute!
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This kid's musical genius can only be fully appreciated after a few shots of vodka. And by a few I mean half a bottle.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Have you seen the ones with the pram???? oh lawd we are some sick bitches BUT I LOVE IT......my mum sent me them to cheer me up...it fucking worked i can tell you......THE BEST thing ive seen all week including Mike Oldfield on the guitar here....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:24pm.
hahahaha. (Me likes Mr. Page.) No, what they have the kid doing is musically retarded--not impressive even for 5 years old.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
Its not a chord if you're just plucking one string. He's playing NOTES! Doesn't look like he's strumming to me. Case Closed.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
He's only playing two chords, each one strum-strum-strum-strum for a really long time, so technically he's not that amazing.
But at least his parents are getting him into good music. None of this Disney shit.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:26pm.
Tonta!!!!!
LOVE IT! I have this one as my wallpaper!!!
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And I have THIS one!
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I normally only appreciate animals as meals or leather bags, so it took some major cutesy to make me go "awwww!".
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I hope the man in Weeno didn't suffer needlessly.
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Clarise clarise OMFG I AM SO GLAD U UNDERSTAND !!!!! Have you seen the Panpipes?????????.....Im changin this shit everyday to accomodate the whole band...the guitar is Killah!! Got shoulder shift and everyting!!!
ratz!!!!
!I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Ohhhhh.....God, that makes me want little kids again. Almost.
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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
I can't hear the sound at work, but it looks like his baby guitar is tuned to open E. He's just barring the A and B chords to make a I-IV-V blues progression.
Jimmy Page on line one!!!!!!
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My thoughts exactly! I was *thisclose* to replying "actually, I believe you're wrong, he's barring the A and *C* chords".
Yeah, like I know what the fuck he's talking about.
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Tonta!!!!!
LOVE IT! I have this one as my wallpaper!!!
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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/28/2009 - 4:03pm.
I can't hear the sound at work, but it looks like his baby guitar is tuned to open E. He's just barring the A and B chords to make a I-IV-V blues progression.
Jimmy Page on line one!!!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....