Wednesday, July 29th 2009

Mischa Barton Goes Back To Work

The crazy house doors swung open and Mischa Barton skipped on out so that she could go fly to NYC to begin work The Beautiful Life. She plays a pill-loving supermodel on the show. It was over a week ago that Mischa was put on Code Cheeto (aka a 5150) after she had a meltdown after watching her performance in a few episodes of The O.C. NO. Some say Mischa danced too much with the bad shit and it effed with her brains. It was probably just research for her show. RESEARCH: The Tatum O'Neal excuse!

Mischa's rep has never said what the real reason for Mischa's hospitalization was, but he did say, "I can confirm that she's left the hospital with the intention to resume production."

Here's Mischa with that fresh rehab bloat leaving LAX with her doggy friend yesterday and also smoking in SoHo last night. And she's smiling! Although, that might just be the medication at work. I know that when someone catches my grouchy ass smiling, I just say, "It's the medication! The medication! It's an awful awful side effect of the meds. Ignore it."

Posted by: Michael K


notreallyworking's picture

I want a CODE CHEETO T-Shirt with Bald Britney on it. That shit is phunny...

Meeshie's picture

This dumb cunt will finally get sober 10 years from now. By then she will have Meth-face (complete with missing teeth and lesions), will be living in a trailer park and will be on welfare. She will look back and say "I wish I could go back and do it all again". The one thing she will still have? Those cottage cheese thighs.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

She needs to be careful she doesn't get type-cast as the "drug-addled never-was hanger-on.

Oops! Too late. I hear her publicists were truly pissed off because this 72-hour-hold of the crazy did not rate any tabloid covers. Really, what has his girl done lately except for wear bad clothes and prance around drunk and high? She's not even as interesting as Lohan!

letyougo925's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..

stake_spike's picture

She looks better. Not nearly as old looking as Lindsey. In fact I thought this was an old picture from before the OC.

MizRo's picture

She looks good, bloat and all.

Hope she gets her act together and goes away.

Ellie May's picture
Tristram's picture

She needs to be careful she doesn't get type-cast as the "drug-addled never-was hanger-on."

Datura's picture

Rehab bloat or not, I think she looks much much better in the face than she used to. Rounder faces look more youthful and feminine to me anyway. I never understood the logic of the 'starve til your cheekbones poke out' thing with celebrities who are so obsessed with maintaining a young-looking appearance.

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

paris herpes's picture

She looks so much better. Must have eaten some hospital food, the sunken in cheek look does not become her at all!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Mischa's been successfully re-Stepforded! :D

"Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:01am.
Who really gives a fuck about this chick? NO ONE.
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I do. *shrug*
She's still a person, regardless of her talent, or lack thereof.
I just find it pretty tragic when someone gets hooked on something. I always wish them well, esp. a person this young.

leogirl
I am not exressing sympathy at this time because this woman knew what she was letting herself in for.Iused to work in drug rehab and as far as I can remember nobody ever held one of my patients down and forced dugs on them.I don't think these people heard of Michael Jackson's death and don't realize that drugs don't care about your fame use and you DIE!!!I hope she stays clean and regargless of the fact that she had cottage cheese thighs inthe past I still think she has the best shaped. legs in hollywood along with Linsday Lohan no matter how skinny or fat they get nobody has the shape to beat them.All the other stars have wierd shapes knobby knees or it looks like their legs were hung on wrong.

Nice that you don't get fired for being a druggie these days. Why do they have the random pee samples at work when busted you're not fired? Nice for some I guess.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Whenever I see pics of her I can't help but remember the shots of her with those fucking cottage cheese thighs! Shit I had nightmares for weeks after seeing them and still today have flashbacks! Iwonder if I can get some kind of class action suit going for "emotional scarring" or some such shit.

soapopera4cam's picture

yay! mischa's back! sedated and all! i'm so happy!

Hekki's picture

She's not smiling with her eyes.

RichBitch's picture

Who the fuck cares, bitch signed a contract! If she fucks up it fucks up hundreds of other people's livelihoods. These entitled fuckwits need to start realising that there's more than just themselves in this world.

Bowchickawawa's picture

I dunno about her. I hope she is well and stays well but I don't predict good things for her. A week or so is NOT enough time to recover from an alleged drug problem. It may be enough to detox her and get her started on a prescribed psychiatric med but that's it. Either she does not intend to give up the bad shit or she thinks she can handle not doing the bad shit without any support. I agree with the poster who said (I paraphrase) the last place she should be is SoHo when she is newly sprung from the bin. The almighty production is not the most important thing. Her health should come first but it seems it isn't. She and her employers need to prioritize what truly is important but they won't because the show must go on, right?

yucko's picture

She kind of looks like old Mischa again! Aside from a little bit of bloating. I'm glad!

I'm not even a real fan, so I couldn't say why. Some celebrity women I just want to see stop making their lives miserable.

RichBitch's picture

She looks fat, maybe a little meth would help?
Just sayin'.

cadebra1961's picture

Wow, she actually looks normal, healthy & serene in the above pics. Hopefully, Mischa will not 'hot mess-up' again anytime soon. I'm rooting for her to stay well and be strong!
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gia's picture

It must be a little embarrassing to show your face knowing everyone knows that you are a druggie who cant handle your shit & you went a little crazy because of it & it was so bad you had to be hospitalized. I still dont really feel sorry for her, but I am baffled at how she has a job waiting for her. After the O.C. she was pretty much null & void wasnt she? I think she used to be gorgeous, but not anymore. How can she be cast as a model now looking the way she looks?

At least shes got that fucking terrible make up off that shes been wearing recently-I think she fancied herself as some kind of heroin chic skin and bone model.
Keep hitting the bong Mischa-at least that wont send you to the nuthouse-the bad shit you were on definitly will.......
Hey whatever happened to that Greasy Yogi Bear type she used to doff-dyou think memories of that is what sent her over the edge?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

klik's picture

She looks really pretty! Lovely pregnancy glow!! But she shouldn't be smoking when expecting!!

putas's picture

And Pleco- Rufus is a darling name for a pup. Parvo can be cured, it's intense treatment but I've seen pups get better at the vet I used to work at..Hugs.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Who really gives a fuck about this chick? NO ONE. She had to get all fucked up on drugs and get locked in the looney bin for anyone to give a shit. Next. Please stop giving this talentless waste of space anymore attention.

putas's picture

I don't like her but I do think one good thing can come of stuff like this: younger kids/teens who think these celebs are infallible and feel the need to appear perfect can know no one is perfect. And that it's ok to seek help if it's needed.

Snarf's picture

Bet she dosen't last one full season on this show before being fired/quitting and hauled off to the looney bin/rehab.

MAD's picture

fuck she's a mess - it's like 1972 coming back to haunt me when I look at her.

DR.FUNK's picture

Predictable.The best attention whores play it right up to the line...but find a way to keep their jobs.I won't be watching her shit.Just like I've never watched any of her shit..and I'm annoyed that I even know about this ho . Thanx for nothing MK.

z0mgeddie's picture

That one thumbnail of her sucking the cig is giving me strong Kiki Dunst vibes!

Deb's picture

LOL, Grace! You are on fiyah this morning!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Grace Disful's picture

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 9:30am.

Hola, Deb!

Yeah, looking forward to seeing her play herself in the Broadway musical version of the Neverending Story! ;)

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

NaNoop's picture

She looks pretty good here, hope for her it lasts. Stay off the bad shit, dumbass!

Deb's picture

Submitted by Grace Disful on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 9:14am.

Then I ended up renting season one of the OC (long story) and there she was, playing a binge-drinking debutante.
Now she is on another television show (which I also won't see) playing a pill-popping model. She has an incredible range as an actress.

LMAO, Grace! Maybe it's the strain of "getting into character" that has been her undoing!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Grace Disful's picture

Submitted by justjane on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:32am.

What is her claim to fame anyway? I read about her and all her effing problems. I see pics of her looking disheveled and either emaciated or chubby. And yet, I have no effing idea who she is!

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Ha, ha-- me either for the longest time! She was just the woman nicknamed Falcor on this site and occasionally appearing on other sites for things like having cellulite while wearing a bathing suit.

Then I ended up renting season one of the OC (long story) and there she was, playing a binge-drinking debutante.
Now she is on another television show (which I also won't see) playing a pill-popping model. She has an incredible range as an actress.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

shut the smurf up's picture

I seriously want to feel bad for her... nope I don't.
well, I feel bad because she thinks that atrocity she has on for a dress is pretty or something.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:55am.
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Sato, my Spitz, caught it first but luckily recovered at the hospital. But the wily devil escaped his quarantined quarters at home and that's how Rufus got it. He's only 3 months old so I'm really keeping my fingers crossed.

Anyhow...thanks for the best wishes. Didn't mean to thread-hijack. Besides, there's more to dish about Misch.

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Green Is Good's picture

Why does she look so bloated? I swear she looks pregnant.

chowgirl69's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:26am

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Oh no! How did he catch Parvo? How old is he? I also own a Chow and am a huge chow lover (hence the name) they are the best dogs ever!! Wishing Rufus a speedy recovery!

Plecostomus's picture

Thanks snowpiece, Mother Superior, The C Word, tonta van driver, and everyone else. You guys are super. When he gets well I'll put him in my avie so he can smile at all of you.

Now back to the OTHER sick puppy...

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Ms. Caligula's picture

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that someone actually cast homely Mischa Barton as a supermodel.

But then again, Kate Moss was actually a supermodel in real life, so I guess miracles can happen.

snowpiece's picture

Plecostomus best wishes for your puppy!
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tonta vodka van driver's picture

rufas Van Hufflepuff is obviously related to the Van Drivers and I wish him well seeing as hes related an all...

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

I can't think of anything bad to say about this; she looks good. Hope she keeps it up!

tonta vodka van driver's picture

she looks a hell of a lot better out than when she went in...
no white eyeliner and bowler hat hell.....

she looks good

there i said it.....

*puts on body armor*

..I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:26am.

Yeah, best wishes to Rufus! I hope your doggie friend will be better :D

What is her claim to fame anyway? I read about her and all her effing problems. I see pics of her looking disheveled and either emaciated or chubby. And yet, I have no effing idea who she is!

The C word's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 8:26am.
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Sorry to hear that Pleco...hope Rufus is better soon.

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