Hood Rat Stuff: The Sequel
Somewhere in the world, Latarian Milton is smiling from ear to ear in between snacking on chicken fingers, because his "hood rat stuff" way of life LIVES ON! This past Sunday in Utah, a 7-year-old boy stole his father's Dodge Intrepid and drove off! Fox13 says that the boy, we'll call Latarian II, busted through a stop sign and almost crashed into another car. He can be an instructor at the Linday Lohan School of Driving.
The ho in the other card realized that a shorty was at the wheel, so they called the cops. Buzz killers.
When the cops caught up with Latarian II, he turned down another street to avoid them. The boy led the police on a short chase through the parking lot of a local high school. The chase ended when the boy drove back to his house, parked in the driveway and ran inside to hide.
When his father asked why he stole the car, Latarian II had a very valid reason. He said that he was trying to get out of going to church!!! Cue all of us shaking our heads in agreement while saying, "Oooooh, okay then."
Seriously, the boy reacted in a perfectly natural way. Whenever someone suggests I go to church with them, I steal a Dodge Intrepid and drive the fuck off too.
And how do I submit both Latarian Milton and Latarian II into the next Indy 500? Team Hood Rat Stuff all the way!
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Considering the reason he had, I would pardon him in a nano-second!
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
"Maybe a background check on the Preacher at his church is in order."
Oh snap.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:10am.
Can't say I blame the kid but how the fuck can a 7 year old see over the wheel and reach the pedals?
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I have the same question about all the shrunken oldies in my town. Nothing worse than just seeing the top of a fedora over the steering wheel.
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i feel this kids pain, i hated going to religious outings as a kid. it always interrupted my cartoons.
-"Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:27am."
Damn right, me neither. I don't care if mormon church sucks because let's face it, all religions, all churches and every single ritual sucks for little kids. I had to go to catholic church every damn saturday morning (or was it sunday?) when I could have stayed home eating my Lucky Charms while watching the Disney Channel in peace, but I had to do what my parents told me. I had to sit there and stand up and sit down again, listening to the priest talk and talk and talk with the most monotonous voice say stupid boring shit, waiting patiently for the moment where they would give me that yummy host thingy and the wine. But one thing is for certain, I would have NEVER being able to pull such an antic and live to tell the tale. My mom meant business with discipline.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
This little kid, living in a rural area, has been behind the wheel before. Usually with instruction from mom or dad the first time(s).
Give that boy a bonus for trying to break free from that Mormon cult.
Get out of going to church? Utah?
I wish the kid had made it to the state line. :(
"Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:02am.
Mormon church is THREE hours long and it's "reverent" meaning you gotta sit there quietly the whole time. Who could blame that kid."
And with your fuckin' arms folded too. Jesus Christ Almighty.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
I can't hate on this kid, because I grew up Mormon, and I wish I'd have thought of this first.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
Great, so since no one got hurt & no damage was done they all barely get a slap on the wrist?!
I would love to have a who gives a shit attitude, but I cant because something should have been done, at least to the asshat parents, I dont care that they go to church. A couple of hours of community service maybe? Something...anything?
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 10:54am.
Self-entitled kids + very stupid and soft parents= FATAL EPIC FAIL.
I hate stupid kids, but I hate stupid parents more.
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I hope dad unleashed an epic ass whooping on this little brat. What if he hit somebody?!
I for one do not what my last day on earth to be ended by bratty 7 year-old driving a stolen car, whose biggest bitch is having to go to church.
Shit, I just kept pretending I was still asleep when my mom tried to make to go to church. Why didn't I think of this?
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Fucking weirdo mormons. I don't blame the kid one bit.
Oh I thought the dad's name was Latarian, well fuckshitfuck , my bad, I'll try harder on the next post, maybe.
_If it was Catholic church it could've been like prison.. people sticking things where they shouldn't. But at least you get wine there.
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"That sounds like some Cirque de Toilet shit!"
None of this would have happened if not for CHURCH. I blame church.
Can't say I blame the kid but how the fuck can a 7 year old see over the wheel and reach the pedals? So confused. Is there anywhere we can get an update on the real Latarian? Will the real doer of hood rat shit please stand up?
And BTW Latarian, it was a Dodge Intrepid, the kid did you a fuckin' favor!
Mormon church is THREE hours long and it's "reverent" meaning you gotta sit there quietly the whole time. Who could blame that kid.
there's nothing hood rat about it. that's just how they all drive in Utah...
This is why I do not explain to my kids how to operate the vehicle when they ask.
Worthless ass parents. The kid must be a spoiled little shit with no discipline. I'd beat his fuckin ass and lock him the the trunk of the car. Little bastard.
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Latarian. Latarian??? wtf
Church and Jail must be the same thing in a 7 y.o.'s brain.
Maybe a background check on the Preacher at his church is in order.
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Relax Latarian, when you catch him buggering the cat or giving the neighbor's kid a rim job , then you might want to get God involved.
He drove back to his house and ran inside to hide? Hahahahaaa!
Little Fucker.
It wouldn't be so funny if he ran over some innocent prson.
He needs someone to beat the shit out of him and be put away.
Go ahead stone me, it won't change my mind tho
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"Whenever someone suggests I go to church with them, I steal a Dodge Intrepid and drive the fuck off too."
fukken lol
Self-entitled kids + very stupid and soft parents= FATAL EPIC FAIL.
I hate stupid kids, but I hate stupid parents more.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
How does a 7 year old even reach the damn peddles?
I want to know what the real Latarian Milton is up to, not some poser!
Oh boy, church ain't that bad. Maybe Latarian II is possesed by the devil, LOL!!
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I heard about this on the radio, but I didn't realize it was a 7-year-old! All that to escape going to church. F'in priceless!
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I think the kid's name was Bradley.
perhaps people shouldnt leave their keys lying aroudn where their punk ass kids can get them?