Wednesday, July 29th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Wax Sinatra & Wax Springsteen
The Jersey Shore Store (smells like hairspray crust, AXE tanning oil, taffy wrappers and low tide) in NYC unveiled their wax figures of both The Boss and Ol' Blue Eyes yesterday. At least they say it's Bruce and Frank, but I've crossed my eyes while trying to tell myself in a Jersey accent that it's them and I still don't see it.
Although, I'm a little distracted, because I'm trying to ignore the goose bumps on my no-no from looking at Bruce's wax statue. SUCIO! Seriously, when you're telling yourself, "I'd hit that candledick," it might be time for a slut-ervention. Call Candy Finnigan!
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Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
I feel sick.
Bye Jazzy!
I had salt & vinegar potato chips & sour patch kids for dinner. Yum.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 9:48pm.
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Yeah, it was sad but lots and lots of good wishes going her way. Hope you can rejoin us soon. I am off to watch a movie. Talk to you later.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 9:42pm.
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:0( I miss the OP fun! I'll be busy for another week or so. Today they had me in a cubicle with no privacy screen so until my office is built I can't even click on the dlisted. Then it's back to fucking off for money! All in all I'm good though. Actually the work I'm doing now is kind of fun & it pays really well so its worth it. I heard Uvie's mom died. So sad.
yea, work is boring for me. Lots of fun on the OP lately. I've been doing well. You?
Jazzy! What up jazzy cup? I miss y'all. Work is busy.
Hey freebird!
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Totally thought that was a wax McConaughey.
oh god wax doesn't suite frankie blue eyes at all lololol!
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
What the fuck is up with Facebook and people who want to "friend" you, but then never talk? I am really beginning to hate that shit.
Stocky - the weekend before last she was 28lbs. So, 30+ now I'd assume, she's a little pig!
M.E. ~ Koko is looking cute!! And big. How much does she weigh?
RedBox? Is that the movie vending machine in my grocery store?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:27pm.
Flatsy!!
OMG! The released the victim's photo?!?!?! That ain't right!! How is Sugar going to meet good stallions now!?!?!?!
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The rape shield laws don't apply here??????????
That's blatant speciesism!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Flatsy!!
OMG! The released the victim's photo?!?!?! That ain't right!! How is Sugar going to meet good stallions now!?!?!?!
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I'm an ice sculptor - last night i made a cube.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:23pm.
Drinky time. See y'all.
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Yep, time to go.
See y'all later.
Drinky time. See y'all.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:08pm.
hahaha, now I know where the missing dlister is.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:06pm.
just a crappy day.
and i couldnt even play on here to make myself feel better.
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Sorry to hear about that. Hope things are going better now that your here.
OMG he was charged with buggery. Never heard of that before, so I looked it up on urban dictionary.
Leave the horse alone!
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She's flat and that's that!
MC
Yeah, I hear ya on that one. We have Netflix and are watching the last season of Weeds currently. When I just want to see a movie, the Redbox is the way to go!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:03pm.
*spanks barburger for being naughty*
*gets out blindfold and icecubes*
Naughty? Me? I am totally sweet and innocent. Don't forget the body shots, I have the "cuffs"
MS - RedBox is the shit, huh? I really want to see Doubt but my bf hogs the tv all the time and his idea of dramatic cinema is Jackass 2, so that might be a tough sell.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
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Slut. It's those come-hither eyes, I tell ya! :)
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No one ever told him, "whoa" means "WHOA
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At least it was a big animal that could take his ridiculous little cocktail weenie and not a small dog or something. I hate people that do stuff like that to animals. Grrr
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
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Slut. It's those come-hither eyes, I tell ya! :)
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No one ever told him, "whoa" means "WHOA".
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TV, did you get to see this yesterday? Not safe for work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmjbFT4NPjQ
We Redboxed (love that thing) Doubt this weekend. It was very good. I love Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman too.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
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Slut. It's those come-hither eyes, I tell ya! :)
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They also caught him trying to digitally stimulate the horse's prostate, now he has an itchy Trigger finger.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:04pm.
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No one ever told him, "whoa" means "WHOA".
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Is that you, Joey Lawrence?
just a crappy day.
and i couldnt even play on here to make myself feel better.
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:04pm.
:(
ugh.
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What's up?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
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Slut. It's those come-hither eyes, I tell ya! :)
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No one ever told him, "whoa" means "WHOA".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
:(
ugh.
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hey, how you doin'?
Let's just say, Save a horse, ride a cowboy...Yeeha!
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*spanks barburger for being naughty*
*gets out blindfold and icecubes*
islandgirl
of course, of course
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She's flat and that's that!
WHERE IS ANGEL_I? I miss her.
M.E. - OMG Me and the bf were trying to redbox it last night but it was all gone. Don't be ashamed girl, the first FatF was the shiiiiiiiiit!
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:58pm.
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
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Slut. It's those come-hither eyes, I tell ya! :)
Migraine!
*shakes tits*
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:47pm.
*hmpf!*
Assholes
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*tickles Migraine's bum*
Marijuana-so-good-its-patented
http://blogs4sense.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/marijuana-so-good-its-patent...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:25pm.
No one has bid on my fucking mom jeans!
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The barley worn bellbottoms?
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Bwahahahaha
SC man charged with f*cking a horse. Twice, same horse!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/29/rodell-vereen-sc-man-char_n_247...
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She's flat and that's that!
I watched the newest Fast and the Furious last night.
I actually really enjoyed it.
*shoots self*
Molo - lol at the "you KNOW they were silky"... Hell yea, I've seen em. And damn, "ball flop" paints such a vivid picture.
And there's nothin better than droppin the boys in front of an SUV full of women. That's how I met my first AND second wife....
Later guys - got shit to do. have a good one.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
A client, who was recently acquitted, just brought me a gift. It totally fits my curmudgeonly personality.
http://www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,gifts/products_...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hullo horz. What nasty grossness are we talking about today? I'm making homemade pizza for dinner tonight but I still haven't started... meh
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 4:32pm.
Jeusus christ if you can't tell a pit bull from a boxer how the fuck did you get into the police force.
Gawd, I hate lakewood cops.
granted, pitbulls have been outlawed, for good reason, but shit, a boxer?
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Fucka doodle-do.