Drunk Basterd
It looks like Brad Pitt had a few dozen swigs of what we call holy water at last night's after-party for Inglourious Basterds in Berlin. Brad is making the exact same facial expression as Old Baby at the beginning of Benjamin Button. The Curious Case of German Beer!
OK! says that Brad didn't leave the after-party until 2 in the morning. Oooooooh, St. Angie is going to git him for this! She's going to punish him by making him sleep in the same room with her without his earplugs! That's torture since her hypnotic vagina hums all of Stravinsky's religious symphonies throughout the night. And it's always off-key.
Brad probably thought she'd never find out, but GOD is always watching. No, seriously, I think St. Angie pays God under the table to check in on Brad when she's not around.
I say let the old goat frolic through the drunk clouds every now and again. If I had a zillion screaming little deities at home, I'd be injecting liquid Percocet into my nipple holes every hour on the hour. So two (or twenty) beers is nothing.
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so vicious the masses usually are, but I too would get shit-faced from time to time if I had 6 kids!
DuffyShort is back Baby!
For all of you landlocked geeks out there....you can be pretty tired after red-eying all the way to Europe. I usually fall asleep in my soup around 8PM. It is superhuman to stay awake until 2AM in the first few days......RR
"Listen you lying little skunk. Keep it up and I will call TMZ and tell them how you say your prayers every night and I have the video to prove it!" Then Angie went on to say that she will tell Barbara Walters that on the rare occassion that they have sex, Angie has to dress as Richard Gere from An Officer and a Gentleman, and carry Brad to the bedroom
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OMG that's the funniest shit I've ever read!!!
Who cares look at his hot ass!
Alas, all interest we could ever had in cute Brad ended the day we saw those photos showing his tiny little thing.
BTW, these photos reveal facelift evidence for those knowledgeable souls who look carefully.
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
Does homosexual Brad Pitt wear a rug or is it hairplugs?
James Haven can no longer stand by and watch this poor excuse for a husband stomp all over Angie's heart!
Brad, his nasty hairplugs and long yella-ed toe nails have got to go! James Haven is sick with worry over what Brad's high jinx are doing to Angie. Just the other night Brad sauntered in half past 2 smellin' like wine and cheap perfume! James Haven asked him where he had been and his response was: "Back up bug eyes don't be gettin in my face. Do you know who I am?"
You're a lousy actor with bad skin, that's who you are! Was James Haven's reply.
Brad threw a right hook which James Haven and his fancy footwork managed to dodge but James Haven karate chopped Brad on the back of the neck! Before you knew it we were rollin on the floor knocking over Angie's favorite sculpture of herself and Jenny Shitzu locked in each other's arms.
Angie came out of her bedroom yelling for us to stop fighting. She grabbed Brad by the plugs and threw him on the couch. She told James Haven to get to bed. James Haven pretended to leave the room but listened as Angie told Brad:
"Listen you lying little skunk. Keep it up and I will call TMZ and tell them how you say your prayers every night and I have the video to prove it!" Then Angie went on to say that she will tell Barbara Walters that on the rare occassion that they have sex, Angie has to dress as Richard Gere from An Officer and a Gentleman, and carry Brad to the bedroom.
James Haven couldn't believe his ears and had to take a sleeping aid to forget the shrieks coming from Brad as he begged Angie not to do it!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Isn't he the nanny for some famous chick now?
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OMG DIRTYWHOREMOUTH...love your avie of the computer cleaner inhaling skank from Intervention. Was totally shocked to see the outcome of her intervention.
I really hope his huge family is making him happy because he has paid big time in the looks department for that privilege. He looks older and more worn down every day.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
i wonder if he invited a few ladies (or gentlemen) into the mens bathroom........
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Angelina does it the african way.
No rubber.
They have how many ninos?
I used to love this guy pre-Gwyneth Paltrow. Seven was a great movie though.
All downhill from there.
yummay. He's so hot. I'd slip him some E and rub on him til morning.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Hey has the drinking sweats. Could be a bender.
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I'd love to punch this smug mother fucker in the nose. Can't fucking stand him.
I'd love to punch this smug mother fucker in the nose. Can't fucking stand him.
Man alive! He has all the visible signs of an absolute drunk - big nose, broken capillaries, getting really ugly and old looking... Man, he isn't a catch at all. I never thought he was, but he looks even worse now! Angelina, what are you doing to the poor guy - driving him to drink?
Hell, if I had to come home to 8 kids, I would get drunk too.
Brad must have found his balls in the jar Skankelina keeps them in. That's the only way he could have managed to have gone out without her.
Brad Spitt is douche of the universe!! Never thought he was sexy, never will!
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Can I also just say that he looked like this at the premiere too so I would bet that he is stoned off his nut on marijuana instead... That is my academic opinion.
Has anyone considered that he may have an eye infection that MAKES him look drunk??? HMM?? HMM??? Hmmmmmm???
He looks like shit. He is a bad father, a bad actor and boy is that one bad eyelift. Bad Shitt should just take his six kids, his baby momma and his goofy expression and disappear from the limelight forever
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I still love him and there is no denying how hot his ass looks in the 4th thumbnail.
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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Talk about hammered, lol
He is so not hot anymore. Vampilina has sucked it right out of him.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:11pm.
There was a post on Lainey Gossip that showed Brad and AJ riding around in an SVU.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_skips_Inglourious_Basterds_UK_prem...
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
You're on fire, Michael K. You're on fire.
Humming vaginas...I...I...can not find the words. LOL.
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
Drunk basterd. LOL! I don't blame him! Six kids and a vampire for a mistress.
His skin is looking a little better here, maybe the alcohol flush works for him.
Brad's another one of those actors whose talent is fairly limited but still picks interesting roles. To his credit, he could have been Matthew McConaughey by now, doing stupid romantic comedies instead of using his potential (like MM once did in A Time to Kill and Dazed and Confused).
But you know, he's with Angelina, so he automatically sucks ass.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:22pm.
*BAWK BAWK* HENDZ!!! HENDZ!!!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:19pm
OF COURSE IMA IN THIS THREAD!!!
Since this is a solo The Brad thread, I fell it is my duty and obligation to serve & protect as the resident Bradiloonie.
*BAWK BAWK*
Play "n.i.c.e"? What is is this "nice" you speak of?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:08pm.
Out of curiosity, has Angelina had any real roles since Friends?
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:09pm.
I liked Angelina in Office Space. I love how she was able to play an average woman hating her job.
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ZOMG guys, that was Angelina???? It looked so much like X! She is a master of disguise.
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You should have seen Angie in Me and Marley. She played the dog!
Oh, and I thought Angie was at her best in that movie that starred the golden lab. What was it? Braddy and Me?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
islandgirl on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:12pm.
BWAHAHAHA!!
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Superstar!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:11pm.
He was tooling around town in an SUV eating McDonalds, so I'm pretty sure that he FAILS at living a green lifestyle in general
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
BRADI! I knew I'd find you here! Playin nice I suspect?
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:08pm.
Out of curiosity, has Angelina had any real roles since Friends?
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:09pm.
I liked Angelina in Office Space. I love how she was able to play an average woman hating her job.
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ZOMG guys, that was Angelina???? It looked so much like X! She is a master of disguise.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:13pm.
Skeletina was awesome in "Leprechaun", didn't she get the GG for that???
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That made me choke on my water! ; )
That movie came on cable about a month ago and I remember leaning up & squinting at the screen thinking..."Is that who I think it is....in Leprechaun??" LOL!!!!
Skeletina was awesome in "Leprechaun", didn't she get the GG for that???
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 3:09pm.
I liked Angelina in Office Space. I love how she was able to play an average woman hating her job.
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BWAHAHAHA!!
Did you all run CarrieD off?
I hate these threads because I'd like to see those two break up, but don't want to get my hopes up.
Carrie D
They don't allow people to get on board a commercial flight this innebriated. Not even Brad Pitt would be allowed - against policy. Celebs are always getting in shit for trying that. Unless of course he chartered his own Jet. But that wouldn't be very GREEN of him now would it???? C'mon, Carrie, he can barely stand up for christs sake. Not that there's anything wrong with that. He probably deserves a good night of getting tight. Cheers Brad, walk toward the light!!
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I liked Angelina in Office Space. I love how she was able to play an average woman hating her job.
Out of curiosity, has Angelina had any real roles since Friends?
I bet ya drunk ass Bradders would give whatever's left of his balls to hook up with Diane Krueger. She is GORGEOUS! Have you guys seen any pictures of her at the Berlin premiere? Only, I doubt she'd ever go for it because she's with Pacey, and you know he's probably great in bed. And cuter than Old Drunk Face here.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
He is looking more and more like my dad everyday. And my dad does not have millions and instead of multiple houses he lives in a van. Well it is a small camper but you guys know what I mean.