Thursday, July 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
It was during the pose off for the World's Greatest Religion Contest, that the people of earth realized that Xenu wasn't quite who he said he was. - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Sergei suddenly realized getting his "roids" from a friend of a friend of his sister was a serious FAIL. - TexnDoc
Eminem's little brother didn't make it on "America's Got Talent" either. - hobie59
Can you guess which one of A-Rod's kids is adopted? - lbhester
• 
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and
more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will
the world be??
so cool !!! a good place for us Seeking for the stimulation------Wealthyconnect --C O M ----i think u would like it,,,trust me u may find something make u excited.now join free
Jazzy's on a roll!
Congrats, all!
again jazzy? you ho! LOL ♥
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
YAY JAZZY!!! I liked your 'humping iron' one, too! Congrats TexnDoc, hobie59 & lbhester!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:34am.
dee mâak Jazz.
===
Mai bpen rai, tee rak.
Who-hoo! Thanks MK and everybody!
Big congrats to TexnDoc, hobie59, and lbhester!! Funny ones!
On a lucky roll lately!
Congrats to all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
dee mâak Jazz.
Jazzy RULES!
*WooT* Jazzy!! You funny slut!
Congrats, TexnDoc, hobie59, and lbhester.
_______________________________________________________
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Yay Jazzay! Congrats. TexnDoc, hobie59, and lbhester.
I think MK should have Jazzy's name defaulted for the win. Congrats again! Congrats to the runner-ups too.
*************************************************
So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
YAY jazzy!!!!
Congrats too to TexnDoc, hobie59, and lbhester!
===================================
Bottom-feeder.
Rejected by society at large, Powder took up weight training.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
♪ Pssssssssst ```` I heard the puny dude is hung like a horse!!
♪Eminem + 3 = FAIL
Those are three SCORCHIN' HOT fudgepackers!
Milton couldn't believe his luck when he walked on stage at the regional Biggest Penis contest.
Right Said Fred reunites with a hot new version of "I'm Too Sexy" featuring P!nk
l-r: Madonna, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Fergie
Ryan Seacrest's recurring dream: "buff dude, buff dude, Emmy Award, buff dude ..."
The strangest rap competition Eminem ever entered.
Samro was confused - she was sure she had followed the scent but Linsday was nowhere to be found.
#1: "I'm gonna be governor of California someday"
#2: "I'm gonna be governor of California someday"
#3: "These aren't the changing rooms to the pool!?"
#4: "I'm gonna be governor of California someday"
The tune of the old sesame street song:
One of these things is not like the other. which one is different, do you know? Tell me which thing is not like the others and I will tell you if it is so.
ugh thank god im not into mussle men anymore. they grew to be too hard to have sex with and later i found out most of the ones i dated where in the closet.
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
And this was the last time the Gotti boys let Victoria set up a playdate.
Back off, Joe. Just because he looks like Michael, acts like Michael and dances like Michael does NOT make him a Jackson.
_______________________________________________________
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
At least he covered his peen.
Note from the judges: Next year tell Samantha Ronson she's only hear to spin the music!!
_______________________________________________________
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Finally Eminem comes out of the closet.
Carrot, carrot, turnip, carrot.
***************************************************************************************
Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Prince Michaels confusion followed him throughout adulthood.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
You know what they say, three browns dont make a white!
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Freddy frantically scanned the audience for a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan, knowing she would have an emergency stash of Sevyn Nyne...
one of these things is not like the others...
Paris Hilton's crotch creatures at various stages of evolution and inflammation.
--
Dlisted is my only friend.
Donate to the Bill Hicks Wildlife Foundation
www.billhicks.org
And the only contestant with testicles larger than the size of a grape is...
Audition for The VIew.
Will the real slim shady please get the f off the stage?
Who needs muscles when your concave chest, nipples and belly button appear to be making the meanest looking face ever.
I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and
witty and bright!
I KNEW I should have taken dat left turn at alberquerque....
Test results are in: Scientists have discovered the vaccine to prevent the Hohan Firecrotch STD.
Congratulations #3! To the other lab rats....SUCKAS!
"One of these 'roids don't work like the others..."
Who's the shrimp? He's all "mussel" baby!
I know what contestant #3 is thinking....."Damn, why are these guys so pigeon-toed?"