Vintage Kim Zolciak
Someone who went to high school with The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak sent in this truly precious yearbook picture from her freshmen year in 1980. NO, it's not from 1980. Apparently, she was a freshmen in 1993, so that means she really (WARNING: clear your throat of anything you might choke on) is 30.
This picture might be from 1993, but her hair is straight out of 1987. Bitch's hair was tardy for the party. Seriously, I can smell the AquaNet (the pink can) and sweat from the hours of teasing with a tube brush wafting off of this picture. Why does the Kim of today cover up the electric youth gorgeousness with a fall made out of hair from fallen Barbies? Kim needs to free the half-dead bleached raccoon on her head and bring this look back! Speaking of half-dead beasts.....
Here's some pictures from last night's premiere party for season two of RHOA. Please tell me they caught the criminal who attacked Sheree's head with a taser gun and Kim's face with a turkey baster filled with liquid nails. ILLEGAL! Visit Freddyo to witness more Grade A fuckery from last night.
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woof! no wonder she wears that sheisty wig.
Sadly, I can corroborate that this yearbook pic is legit.
I also went to this high school, and Kim was in many of my classes. She was only there our freshmen year, and then transferred, so I cannot confirm (or deny) that this hair-don't lasted much longer than 1993.
It was, indeed, 1993. 1992, actually, as our yearbook pics were taken in the fall...
And about her "I've always been known for my beautiful hair, my hair was my signature!!" comment? Well, it's half true. She was always known for her hair, yes. As you can see, it didn't all fit in the camera frame, I wish you all could see it in all it's glory.
Now I'm curious who sent this picture in... I have my suspicions. Oh Lord, the stories I have about this girl... But I've babbled enough for now....
*bad spellas of the world, untie!!!*
Are those her kids? Did she have them at age 14? She makes me look young and I'm pushing 40 so eff her. The big fat LIYAH.
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Sorry but I was a freshman in 1993 and there is just no way this was taken then...my yearbooks agree...I'm from South Florida and even the cholita's had quit this shit by then!
Real Housewives of cankles & CHUNK! There isn't much to like about these porky bitches. They haven't got a personality to split between them.
And those fat kids in frou frou....bwahahaa.
You're dead on MichaelK.. That hair is from the Growing Pains era.. No later than 86/86.. '93 ma'ass! like she can even calculate the "right year".. LMAO..
The cunts are so tacky they make Crocs look like LaCroix.
*** what goes down, must come up ***
Why are those kids all fat?
its bruce bitch...
So what happened.. she hairsprayed her hair to death??? I graduated in 1988 and my hair was as sprayed as hers..and its still on my head... was this before the "chemotherapy" from her "cancer"???
its bruce bitch...
Well at least bitch got a new weave.. looks like Brittany's weave... but what happened to Sherri??? the bankruptcy must really be weighing heavily on her.. that hair looks whack!!!!
I don't understand how the housewives of Atlanta were rated #1 out of all the seasons. They are vulgar, ugly and so drama-filled it is beyond tacky. Even when the are out to promote their show they look like lame drag queens who didn't make it to the finals at a local show, entertaining isn't the word I would use to describe them...
looks like Kim had a bad boob job too.
LYING ASS BITCH. I was a freshman in 1994 and let me tell you there was no shit like this up in my year book. And I went to high school in Jersey. This is some Bon Jovi shit.
LIARPANTS!!! It is inconceivable that she's 3 years younger than me.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
she was a freshman in 1993?? YEAH RIGHT!
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
right right...so if she's 30 then I am 15 even though I am 29. Jeeeeeeezus....I am 29 and not even close to looking like her...oooh overexposed bitches who do they think they are to lie to us..huh??!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:35am.
Looks like the older two use sunscreen on their faces and necks, but not anywhere else. The little tubby one doesn't appear to use any sun protection whatsoever, and wears a bathing suit that covers her to the neck, which is not uncommon in children's swimwear.
The makeup is very '80s.. Kim must have started wearing it when she was very young.
Safe to assume Kim was never asked to submit a portfolio after being spotted by Casablancas, that much is for sure. The great thing about scanned photos is that the original prints and negatives exist - always a useful tool when dealing with skeptics - whereas Kim's not only potentially digitally-enhanced, but appears to be surgically-enhanced as well.
Why are these people on TV again? Are they funny?
That second thumbnail? It looks a lot like each head has been (badly) photoshopped onto those bodies.
Something is really off. The lighting effects on the bodies is not the same as it is on the faces. OR maybe they all - children included - have on so much make up (poorly applied make up) that it's visually disjointed.
I know when I do a half assed pshop job this is what it looks like.
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FUCK !!!! I am 31, was a freshman in 1992 and I did not look like a 26 year old jersey shore stripper from the mid eighties...sometimes i still even get carded...how is she 30 ? i want some csi/forensic investigation going on...
None of my school pictures are even a little bit embarrassing. Who is she, and why did she look like that? Is this the angel bitch who lives in the Lego townhouse? God, that was hideous. Her web page is amazing. Whoa. I had no idea..
can't wait for this atlanta fuckery to begin, so i can claim to be embarassed for watching this shit...
and with the exception of lisa, all these bitches look like trannies...well, the hotness standing by sheree in the white pants does look femme too...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Agreed...letting a chubby kid dress like that is just mean. Even if she wanted the bright colors, they could have bought it in her size. And if they didn't have it in her size, time to break it to her that sometimes the clothes we want are not available in our size...and so we wear something else. Damn.
Ahem...I said *months* ago that this hard-worn chick was, in fact, the age she said she was. I work in investigations and looked her up in the database we use. She's just haggard for her years. Let this be a lesson to you younger folks...sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. And then...more sunscreen.
When your kid is a porker you don't dress it in hot pink and flourescent green. Jesus.
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Kandi is packing a bulge that makes her an automatic guest star on "HUNG", Sheree looks drag, Lisa is overwhelmed by the green monster trying to eat her, and Kim....well Kim always tries too hard so nothing new there..but NeNe looks fantabulous!
I think she may have been held back three or four grades, because she looks old for a freshman.
Lucy from Twin Peaks...anyone?
I believe in science, bitch
I only know wiggy woman, Kolciak but the one in green is beautiful but completely dwarfed by her dress: girl, YOU wear a dress, a dress does NOT wear you.
Kolciaks dress is pretty as are the black and other gray one. The shorts set is ridic.
Wuuuuddddd? 30??????????????? I just threw up a little in my mouth....Then I realized that I am a year younger, but yet I look like a fetus compared to her. So I take back the vomit, but I am still severely traumatized by the actual thought of her only being three decades old =). Chupacabra, anyone?
I would have prefered Nene's gay best friend as the other real wife.
Someone please do an intense search and find out the identity of the hot piece sashaying along side Sheree; bitch straight out stole the show.
And the new housewife needs to up her tuck game, cause it's very weak: we can see her scrotum.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Is that Patti Labelle standing next to ne ne?!! ha!
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Fuck,I don't know where to start,do I make fun of her fat kid,the gay Sheree's with,Sheree's hair or the fact that Im shocked Kim is really 30 and looks 46,lets just say there all some HOT MESSES!!!!!
Submitted by Yunakitty on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 6:48pm.
Who are the kids with her in the first thumbnail? If she is truly 30 then they seem too old to be hers. I know nothing about the show or this trick other than what MK tells me.
Her kids...
30 LOLOLOLOLOLO
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
lololo. nothing else to say
I misspoke! What the fuck is it with ALL OF THOSE pictures!
they are all Horrendous!
and sheree, or whatever the fuck her name is... so much for the Theory that Black women have beautifull skin.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Who are the kids with her in the first thumbnail? If she is truly 30 then they seem too old to be hers. I know nothing about the show or this trick other than what MK tells me.
i see fat people.
(not that there is anything wrong w/that)
PS Sheree looks like fucking shit. Love how she's the one who's suppsedly "into fashion." Ha. How are the latest She by Sheree samples, btw? Lol. Stupid fucking bitch.
I already dislike New Girl, but am glad DeShawn be gone. Ho was boring. Lisa Wu is still my favorite because she's the prettiest and has the hottest husband, and I am strangely not excited about NeNe this season for some reason. Meh.
Friends, I can assure you, this hair was still around in 1993. I even (quite, quite sadly) had a girl in my class who (again, quite quite sadly) still had this hair in 1998. Anyway, she was pretty. What a slatternly pig she's devolved into. I believe she's only 30. Not only has abundant proof been proffered since it became an issue first season, she is a boozy, lot lizard roadwhore who has most assuredly been ridden hard and hung out to dry. If you slap five layers of spackle and generic Barbie knock-off hair on any sun-damaged, pock-marked hooker it is going to age her.
Ok the new housewife either has a really bad tuck job or a camel toe with a tumor! Just saying....
Stock Broker! Good to see the Old skool still reppin on DListed. What's up with that Bale photo the other day? Not looking too good...
OT: Eddie! Fantasia?!? LOL!
Poor lil' butter ball in the tutu! What does Kim feed that chile--straight up lard with a side order of Crisco? Poor thing! Well, at least the poor lil' piglet is gonna be STACKED. Nothin' worse than a flat chested fat chick...or a fat chick with no ass! I used to work with a fat chick with no ass. I secretly wondered if she had an assectomy or somethin' cuz she HAD.NO.ASS. I mean this chick made Paris Hilton look like CoCo and Kim Kardashian's love child! ZERO hiney! Anywho, she FINALLY pointed to the (assless) elephant in the room and just told everyone she simply has a flat ass. No assectomy...It's no every day you see an assless fat chick...
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I would need more proof exactly what year this high school photo is from.
She looks more like 40 now.
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I give Sheree's hair a big "HELL TO THE NO!"
No more Lockjaw!? I don't know if I can watch this...
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Submitted by madam s.: "There is no way in hell that is 1993 hair, right?"
Sadly, there are parts of the country that are like a time capsule. I enjoy it when they traipse through NYC in their matching satin school jackets because they're going to march in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
I think all the hairspray she's used over the years has damaged most of her brain cells. That is all.
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