Wednesday, July 29th 2009

Joe Jackson Is Still Talking


Over a week ago, there was a rumor going around that a 25-year-old Norweigan performer who goes by the name of Omer Bhatti was Michael Jackson's secret lovechild. The story goes that Michael and Omer's mother Pia had an affair. According to The Mirror, Omer denied away and said that he is not related to the Jacksons at all. Omer, who knew Michael for 13 years and even lived at Neverland for a while, said that they were best friends, but that his true father lives in Norway. Enter Joe Jackson.......

In an interview with NewsOne, Joe Jackson tucked his devil tail in, put his pitchfork underneath the table and said that Michael Jackson IS THE FATHER. Joe said that he always knew Omer as Michael's own son. Joe went on to say that Omer looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson and can dance like a Jackson. But what Joe really wants to know is if Omer can make money like a Jackson? I think The Jackson 3 just became The Jackson 4! Joe's waving his pimp hand around Omer's head! If you look directly into Joe's eyes and don't turn to stone, you'll see little glittery dollar signs forming in his pupils. Or maybe they're just shiny from the ludes.

Posted by: Michael K


areyouok715's picture

I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking

affairs site !!!(sugarscupid. c o m) last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!

Kandykane's picture

There is only one way to put these hopeful rumors to rest and that is with a DNA test. Yeah, it would be nice to see that MJ actually did pass on that something special that god gave him but I seriously doubt it. Less of the yap JJ and bring on the DNA test. The fact that it hasn't been done yet gives me cause for concern .... like perhaps they don't want to cancel out the remote possibility of a biological son or somethin. Face up.

i stole my own name's picture

can he please shut the hell up and disappear. he is a freak of nature, i'm sorry that is pretty rude, but this man is insane. and his face is melting.

it benefits joe jackson to claim that someone is mj's son because it bolsters the myth that mj was an ordinary heterosexual capable of 1) having relationships with women, 2) having sex with women and 3) fathering children. this last point is necessary to keep up the pretense that the children are mj's biological issue.

a whole lot of garbage, that.

what is being lost in this is that omar bhatti has said he is not mj's son, but that he was invited to move to l.a. with his family, to live with mj, and that he slept with mj in his bed while a child molestation issue was being investigated by police! hubris of the highest order.

sugahoneychile's picture

Janet!!!

Come get yo' daddy!!!

Yeah, I said it!!!!

gia's picture

EVIL!!! He is even creepier than killer clowns.

Dallas's picture

MJ is rolling over in his.......um, well um, wherever he is. Joe Jackson doesn't know "come here" from "sic em"!!! Good gawd, someone shut this man up.

guilty of being white's picture

Joe Jackson would make a kick ass president! Joe for president 2012!!!

"Fuck me running..."

Jackson's inner circle knew about this kid all along and nobody bought the 'hes my son" claim.
The way they put it, this kid suddenly became involved in Jacksons life and it was Michael that went around saying "hes my son". He was almost to the point of delusion with it.
Those articles are easy to find, with a simple google search. Joe Jackson MUST be senile, because obviously hes doesn't understand what fact is anymore.

M.E.'s picture

Can someone PLEASE run Joe Jackson over? This asshole needs to kick the bucket in a MAJOR way.

Fuck him.

sugar free's picture

On a special episode of Maury....

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guest's picture

he is the absolute creepiest. janet looks just like him physically. wish i hadn't noticed.

carefreea's picture

Yeah and Wacko also had the same nose he was born with.

Whatever, why are they still talking to this douchebag?

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Snarf's picture

Looks more like the Turkey Baster to me.
BTW Joe Jackson needs to disapear.

Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:58am.
Submitted by reality check on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:48am.

Umm, his family has said some pretty strange things about him, and also claim to have been largely shut out of his life in the past several years, so... ??

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Umm, LaToya made some insinuations about Michael and young boys but claims she was forced and threatened to say those things by her ex-husband. Beyond that, I don't recall any other family member, not even Joe, saying "some pretty strange things about him." I don't know how estranged he was from his family. Obviously, he was very close with his mother and supported her financially.

If by son he means possible underage plaything then yes, Omer could possible be Michael Jackson's son. I can't wait until people get past the mourning process for an entertainment genius and start talking about his suspect, pedo-bear ways with young boys. The pictures of Omer hanging out with Mike when he was a little kid...let's just say Mike had a type and two of his "type" sued him and one settled for a nice bit of change. They were Mike's best friends at the time too.
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patty cake's picture

the wrong guy died

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Jessica_Wakefield's picture

But.....I thought Michael was so childlike and innocent! No way would he have dirty, yucky, icky sex with a woman. He probably thinks girls have cooties.

na def not MJs son. But Joe Famewhore Jackson does say everything that gets him media attention.

allibaba's picture

The Jackson family needs to shut Pimp Devil Daddy the hell up!! What a demented bastard he is. I'm sure he's probably lying because it doesn't seem like he's privy to any information pertaining to Michael.

There is a pretty striking resemblance in Omer's video at the 3:51 mark to MJ back in the Thriller days where they'd be about the same age... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGlW0UFvjXY

Who knows at this point though...every day there is more chaos and unanswered questions, and it's probably just going to get worse. I'm starting to think no one really knew Michael at all. :( RIP MJ

ellee's picture

MickeyHolland couldn't be more right.

JoJina is oblivious to how he draws attention to his brilliant daddyness the whole world applauds to.

That geezer's brain-defecation on MJ's name is truly vandalistic.

letyougo925's picture

hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site

Mother Superior's picture

Was Joe watching when Omer was made or how does he know for sure?
There were some rumors that MJ was gay...

Erika_Leigh28's picture

well i have to give props to this kid, anyone else would be saying YES I am the son of michael so give and he cut me out of the will give me money. But he is actually denying it. Has anyone ever actually denied being a celebrity kid no of course they want that fame.

If that was truley MJs son, then why didn't he have his name in the will?? I don't believe this story, MJ wanted kids so bad, he would have done a happy dance if he had a bio son!

1) Omer looks nothing like Michael Jackson pre surgery.
2) Omer looks just like his sister Shaista. So is she also "a Jackson"?
3) But Michael Jackson was a castrato.
4) Joe is the sickest man on the planet.

Mopa's picture

There's one big problem with saying that Omer looks like MJ....

He looks a little like MJ post plastic surgery. Let's remember that MJ did NOT have a dimple in his chin, or most of the features he ended up having, originally.

Does this person really have any resemblance to the 'real' MJ?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00710/O-Bee_Omer_Bhatti_P_710604...

I don't see it.

Someone on another site suggested that this Omer kid's mother might be the bio mother to Blanket, since he does have a resemblance to him. Sounds more reasonable to me.

Honestly, I don't think MJ ever had sex with a woman.

Paul Theroux on Michael Jackson:

My trip to Neverland, and the call from Michael Jackson I'll never forget, by Paul Theroux
After the eminent American writer was given a rare tour of Michael Jackson's fabled ranch, the singer telephoned him in the early hours for a chat. Here, Paul Theroux recalls an unguarded conversation that touched on fame, childhood and Biblical betrayal.

If you liked MJ, you'll like the article, and if not, it's equal parts cringe-worthy and hysterically funny.. a good read either way.

chefcammi's picture

@ CuddlyCarla
i think mj was so delusional, he didnt realize there even WAS a public!

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can someone give joe a shot of diprivan?
it's on me

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:49am.

He cared what people thought. Martin Bashir? The "I had to show my penis to the cops" video that he personally released? If anything, he cared a little too much..

Submitted by reality check on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:48am.

Umm, his family has said some pretty strange things about him, and also claim to have been largely shut out of his life in the past several years, so... ??

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I wish this was his child, but I think it's just a fantasy that people are entertaining. It'll just disappoint folks all over again when it turns out he's just a good-looking Pakistani/European kid.

::No one could keep this under wraps for so long. MJ would have disclosed it to prove he's hetero.::

I'm amused that people think Michael Jackson actually cared what the public thought or tried to prove every aspect of who he was to the public. Obviously not, he knew they would talk smack and believe what they wanted anyway.

bensucks's picture

From MJ...

Joe Jackson is a horrible father
He's just a famewhore who claims that I have a son
But the kid is not my son
Joe Jackson is a horrible father
He's just a famewhore who claims that I have a son
But the kid is not my son
He says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Shamon!!!

The public knows the "wacko jacko" that was a creation of the media, Michael and the Michael Jackson machine. There was a private Michael Jackson that only his family and inner circle truly know. What makes people think they know anything about his life?

SHUT THE EFF UP, YOU PARASITE!

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TITS's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:36pm.

i thought MJ was terrified of the pussay!(bonus points for anyone who gets this reference)
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AUGH

I'm SOOOOO close. Gimme a clue.

wait - whoopie goldberg on the ny ab fab special?

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Father of the fucking year ...

Tristram's picture

Sounds fishy. No one could keep this under wraps for so long. MJ would have disclosed it to prove he's hetero. Pia and Omer would have put MJ over a barrel for child support. And if Joe said today was Wednesday, I'd still check the calendar.

The post-mortem attempt to make Michael seem hetereo.

Dipshit probably doesn't realize that this Omer will lay stake to whatever fortune was left from the drug abuser's estate.

Only way this is MJ's love child is if the fan he mated with looked like a prepubescent boy. MJ's interest was probably not because he thought it was his son but probably thought it was another boy to add to his collection of wrongs.

MickeyHolland's picture

The universe is unfair for silencing the wrong Jackson. In retrospect we get a glimpse of Michael's childhood sufferings.

xerquina's picture

i thought MJ was terrified of the pussay!(bonus points for anyone who gets this reference)

James Haven's picture

Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 07/29/2009 - 11:26pm.

The Jacksons have always confused me. Why haven't they buried Michael yet? How did Janet Jackson keep her marriage a secret for so long? Why did Janet give up her kid to Rebe? Is this kid the inspiration for "Billie Jean"?

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Perhaps James Haven can clear things up for you since he is a close friend and is working on the case with LaToya.

1. It takes time to figure out where the King Of Pop should be buried. One does not make rash decisions about a person's final resting place.

2. Anyone can keep a marriage a secret. a. Sign only your name on Christmas cards. b. Never order two Happy Meals when at MacDonalds. c. Tell friends that you are happy curling up with a good book and a bag of chips. This will throw off even the most nosiest of family members.

3. Would you have rather she give the child to Tito?

4. Now that's just foolish!

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literarylioness's picture

The Jacksons have always confused me. Why haven't they buried Michael yet? How did Janet Jackson keep her marriage a secret for so long? Why did Janet give up her kid to Rebe? Is this kid the inspiration for "Billie Jean"?

Asia's picture

Old man.. SIT YO ASS DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! That is all ;)

Stoney's picture

OMFG the kid does look like michael! unbelievable. _____________________________________________
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gucci's picture

fuck you with a hot brand iron joe jackson.

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z-listed's picture

Why do people keep giving this bastard a forum!

He needs to be totally ignored and let him go back to whatever hole he crawled out of when Michael died!

cadebra1961's picture

Perhaps they should do a DNA test on this Omer person & see if it matches with any of the other Jacksons somewhat. You know, so as to see if he matches up genetically in some way. I'd bet the farm that the kid is not his son. I doubt if Michael ever went any farther than 2nd Base with any broad EVER!

Otherwise, Joe Jackal needs to shut his g.d. piehole on this matter. Or any other matter for THAT MATTER!!
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